January 31, 2011

THIS DANG RECESSION!

A COUSIN OF ELLIE MAY?

US CREATING MORE ARAB TERRORISTS

Remember when Bush bragged that elections in Iraq were a sign of the US spreading democracy? If we love spreading democracy so much, why has does the US give $1.5 bil a year to support Mubarak and amidst Egyptians' calls for a more democratic gov't? This is what creates anti-US terrorists, just like attacking innocent countries like Iraq and not leaving. Spreading democracy abroad? BS! We're even killing it at home!

Egypt is one of the largest recipients of US aid. And that $ goes to someone who squashes democracy. I wonder if we could use that $ at home. Maybe we could funnel just a little in that town where a family watched their house burn because t...hey hadn't paid off the local fire dept?

MORE ON THIS SHOCKER: NYTIMES

Nah! Why keep American homes from burning when we can pay Mubarak to keep the Suez canal free to ease our addiction to oil? And to not side with Palestinians against Israel?

We create terrorist all over the world and then act mystified when they attack us and blame their bizarre muslim hotheaded ways. Of course there are extremists in every religion. But the US has done it's part to create terrorism against itself. A smart move? That $1.5 billion per year comes from your tax dollars so you do have a say in this.


THIS IS FROM AN OPINION PIECE IN THE UK'S INDEPENDENT:

"Obama's own response – about the need for reforms and an end to such violence – was an exact copy of all the lies Mubarak has been using to defend his regime for three decades. It was deeply amusing to Egyptians that Obama – in Cairo itself, after his election – had urged Arabs to grasp democracy. These aspirations disappeared when he gave his tacit if uncomfortable support to the Egyptian president on Friday."

MORE: INDEPENDENT

YOU GOTTA RING DEM BALLS, YOU GOTTA RING DEM BALLS!

January 28, 2011

COOCHINESS REPRAZENT!

Willow smith might have whipped her hair back and forth. But did she have bangs, bitch? Look out, Willow! Coochiness is coming for you!

BETTER THAN HER REALITY SHOW!

TONIGHT!

TONIGHT! Bunion will be interviewed on Sirius Radio's Derek and Romaine show at 7PM and then dj and perform with a bevy of beauties from RuPaul's Hag Race at Rockit! Jessica Wild, Jujubee, Manila Luzon, Ongina, Sahara Davenport, Jade Sotomayor, Bebe and more! All performing! Including me! Open bar from 10-11. At Quo.

January 27, 2011

UGANDAN LGBT ACTIVIST SLAIN

Obama's condemning the brutal murder of an outed gay in Uganda and will find the killers? Really? This year he disappointed many by speaking at the "prayer breakfast" of The Family, the right-wing "religious" murder outfit which helped craft a national Kill the Gays bill in Uganda. Trying it out in Africa before they bring it here. YOU DON'T DIGNIFY THESE SCUM BY APPEARING AT THEIR EVENTS IF YOU CARE ABOUT GAYS.

MORE: YAHOO

BUNNY HITS NORFOLK VA THIS SUNDAY!

Fund-raiser with Lady Bunny – Bingo with Bunny. 12:30-4:30 p.m. Sunday, Jan. 30. Elements of Waterside, 333 Waterside Drive, No. 169, Norfolk. $25 includes brunch, show and bingo. 583-1317.

LADY BUNNY AT SAN FRAN'S RRAZZ ROOM 2/18-19



Occasionally, I pry myself away from fecesbook for long enough to actually perform. So I'm thrilled to be returning to San Francisco's glamorous Rrazz Room in Hotel Nikko n 2/18-19. Believe it or not, I have some new material. OK, I knew you wouldn't believe it. BUT I DO! I didn't say it was good material at all, but it is new!

SHE'S RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT?




MICHELLE BACHMANN CRAZY QUOTE #15. "And what a bizarre time we're in, when a judge will say to little children that you can't say the pledge of allegiance, but you must learn that homosexuality is normal and you should try it.. ''And what a bizarre time we're in,
when a judge will say to little children that you can't say the pledge
of allegiance, but you must learn that homosexuality is normal and you
should try it."

Also, a shout out to CNN for giving this crackpot equal footing with Obama's speech and the GOP rebuttal. Because CNN has a financial stake with tea party candidates. Think CNN is trustworthy? Think again. The only way to be "keeping them honest" is to be shutting them down.

MICHELLE'S ULTImATE CRAZY QUOTES:

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CHANGE I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M HEARING!

Obama was considering undermining social security because he's so desperate to bend over backwards to please Republicans and get re-elected. Obama, you bend over too much and we all get f#cked! No one should have to be telling you this--you campaigned on it.

People, do you want someone to steal that portion of your check that you've paid for years with the assumption that you'll get it back one day? Then you'd better act now, sign this and tell the people who have your back against these crooks who wanna rob you that you support their DEMOCRATIC efforts on your behalf. They need your show of strength. Otherwise, they'll lose their nerve like Obama did! Or you can sit goofed and let them gamble away the $ you thought you'd get back one day.



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ME OLDE YIDDISHE PICKLE

January 26, 2011

SHARON STONE FOR CHARLIE!

REALLY? AFTER TUCSON?

WILD WEST PART 2! UTAH WANT TO MAKE A HANDGUN THE STATE SYMBOL! A GARBAGE CAN WOULD BE MORE APPROPRIATE CUZ WHOEVER WANTS THAT IS T-R-A-S-H! AND NOT THE FUN KIND!

MORE: SLTRIB

GO JOAN!



JOAN RIVERS: "I think Sarah Palin is an amazing woman. I think she represents everything strong a woman can be, and I think she should go someplace -- to another planet, to show them, and get out of our face."

MORE: SALON.COM

NOT USUALLY A JIMMY KIMMEL FAN, BUT...LOL!

VOTE FOR ME!



GAG! I'm one of Out Magazine's most eligible bachelors? Don't they mean bachelorettes? Besides, how do they I'm eligible? Satan hasn't divorced me yet. Well, what are you waiting for? Don't just vote for me--F#CK ME! Damian Nunes is the sexiest one I saw.

VOTE: OUT.COM

Frankly, I'm a little nervous about the other nominees. This one is gorgeous!

DAMIEN NUNES



AND TALK ABOUT STIFF COMPETITION--THIS ONE'S A PORN STAR!

HOW ADORABLE ARE THESE OL' HOOFERS?

WINTER BLUES!

Sung to the tune of Janet Jackson's NASTY GIRL:

Who's that itchin' those ashy legs? ASHY GIRL!
Who's that ithcin' those ashy knees? ASHY GIRL!

I am so pruned out from this radiator heat that there isn't a lotion yet invented emollient enough to moisturize my ash. The snow is beautiful to a point but....My new drag name: Soraya Siss!

January 25, 2011

CENK UGYUAR NOW AT 6PM EASTERN ON MSNBC

So Keith Olbermann may have left MSNBC, but I love that Cenk has been moved up to the 6PM slot. He is whip smart, very liberal and quite amusing. Watch him grill this gay republican and ask him how he could join a party that doesn't support his own rights. Loved it!

LADY BUNNY: THE BALLAD OF SARAH PALIN

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT!

OSCAR-MANIA TRULY IS A MANIA!

I love how Oscar fans are bitching about who should have been nominated for this and how dare they not recognize so-and-so. If the board is so wrong, maybe you should ask yourself why you need a panel of anyone (possibly bought and sold) to tell you which movies are best. Why can't you trust your own taste? Or do gays do this in the same way straights argue over umpire's calls? I don't get it.

THE NEWEST CLUB IS OPENING UP

THIS SATURDAY, JOIN DJ KEO NOZARI AND ME AT THE OPENING OF STILL BAR! OPEN BAR FROM 10-11 AND SHOWTIME AT MIDNIGHT!


I'll be performing and Keo Nozari will be spinning this Saturday at the opening of the brand new Still Bar! Come on down!

PLEASE SIGN!

You want bi-partisanship--here goes.Not usually a fan of Bloomberg but I'm proud that my republican mayor sees the necessity of reforming gun laws to keep them out of the hands of crazies. I added in my note on the petition to include a ban on the extended magazines which enabled Loughner to kill so many in Tucson. These magazines aren't used for hunting or self-protection. Just mass slaughter! If you like having those around, you must advocate massacres.

FROM MOVEON.ORG:

The tragedy in Tucson has brought to light some glaring holes in our gun control system.

Thousands of the records that should be in the background check system—people with documented histories of serious mental illness and drug abuse, like Arizona shooter Jared Lee Loughner—have never been entered.1 And you can still buy guns at gun shows with no background check at all.2

A bipartisan group of mayors from across the country, led by New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg, is now pushing to close these loopholes.

There is huge public support (over 90%!) for doing this3—but the gun lobby and the NRA are powerful and super well-funded and they will fight this tooth and nail. If we can show overwhelming public demand for the mayors' efforts right now, change is possible.

Can you sign this petition to Congress supporting the bipartisan proposal from Mayors Against Illegal Guns? If we can get over 250,000 signatures, mayors from across the country will deliver them directly to Congress. Click here:

SIGN: MOVEON.ORG

MORE STEVE KARDYNAL!

FUN RUPAUL INTERVIEW

LICKING OFF SEASON 3 OF DRAG RACE, THE DIVA CHATS ABOUT THE SHOW AND OTHER UPCOMING PROJECTS.




READ: SOCIALITELIFE

FREE DOWNLOAD OF ULTRA NATE'S NEW SINGLE

VERY CUTE!



DOWNLOAD

MY NEW "WARM-UP" ACT!

January 24, 2011

CANDIS BERGEN SINGS..SORT OF

January 23, 2011

WHITNEY HOUSTON GOT THE COMBO

DRUG DEALER AND VOCAL COACH ROLLED INTO ONE!



AND SPEAKING OF EXCERCISE, THIS MAKES IT LOOK A LOT MORE APPEALING! GREAT SONG, TOO!


January 22, 2011

LIBERACE AND MUHAMMED ALI???

WHAT A PAIR!

A CUCKOO KIKI!

January 21, 2011

TODAY IS FOR DOMINICAN NUTS



2006?


Linda Simpson, Miss Understood and I got in drag to protest the RNC coming to NYC and passed some of those hateful Black Israelites near Times Square. We let 'em have it! You can't hear everything through the pandemonium, but I think I told them "The casting call for Mutant Ninja Turtles is that way".

VIDEO HERE: LINDASIMPSON.ORG

WOW!

This really opened my eyes to a widespread international problem. I will never kiss another underage girl in a wheelchair in a spanish-speaking country again as long as I live.

I LOVE LUCY!

LUCILLE BALL DOES THE JITTERBUG, LOOKING GORGEOUS! Because she was so funny, she was underrated as a beauty. I know how she feels. KIDDING!

HELL YEAH, I'M GAY!

I won't pretend that I'm a fan of rap or that the music underneath this rap is anything special. But there is something so joyous about this performer that it started my day off with a smile. And I'm glad she mentions the church. Like it or not, it's our worst enemy.

January 20, 2011

CATS THAT LOOK LIKE HITLER

AKA KITLER!


SOME PEOPLE HAVE TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS--AND I'M ONE OF THEM!

MORE KITTIES: CATSTHATLOOKLIKEHITLER

ETHEL MERMAN INTRODUCES THE ZIP CODE

IT'S A QUESTION OF TASTE.....I GUESS?



When I made this video I was trying to be LESS offensive than with other videos and not use sexual situations or bodily fluids and there's only one curse word. But I guess my tasteless-o-meter went the way of my gag reflex cuz this paper calls the video the "strangest and wildest" attack on Sarah Palin yet. Well guess what? She's the strangest and wildest target I've ever taken aim at!

FROM THE NY OBSERVER:

Drag Queen Lady Bunny Puts a Bouffant-Sized Target on Sarah Palin's Head [WATCH]

Lady Bunny, the disco-happy drag queen who's graced New York nightlife with wig-wearing performances for decades, has fired shots against a certain former Alaskan governor. Sarah Palin's taken a good amount of heat since her response to the Giffords tragedy, but to our knowledge Lady Bunny is the first member of the drag queen contingent to throw her hat into the ring. She made a sure-to-be-viral video, it's called "The Ballad of Sarah Palin," and it is something else.



MORE: OBSERVER.COM

LOLA FALANA!

WIGGY FOR JESUS!

THE REALLY INSANE THING IS THAT HER HAIR IS ALMOST EXACTLY LIKE THE WIG--SO WHY BOTHER WEARING ONE?

GASP!

January 19, 2011

DEAR, SARAH! FROM ME TO YOU!



THE BALLAD OF SARAH PALIN WAS WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY AND STARRING LADY BUNNY. THE AMAZING DOROTHY BISHOP PLAYED THE HELL OUT OF SARAH PALIN AND YOU CAN LEARN MORE ABOUT HER AT HER WEBSITE: http://www.dorothybishop.com/ DOROTHY ALSO DOES PALIN IN HER PARODY OF MADONNA'S VOGUE, GOING ROGUE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fa1iy... BRISTOL PALIN WAS PORTRAYED BY DOWNTOWN NYC STAPLE GINA VARLA VETRO, WHO FREQUENTLY WORKS WITH COMEDIAN JOHN ROBERTS. CAMERA WORK BY FRITZ MAIN AND EDITING BY RALPH MODICA. SPECIAL THANKS TO ALL AROUND ASSISTANT/LIFESAVER SUGAR COLAROCCO. FOR MORE ON LADY BUNNY INCLUDING WHERE TO PURCHASE HER OUTRAGEOUS COMEDY DVD, VISIT: http://www.ladybunny.net/

AND NOW A FEW SERIOUS WORDS ON THE SUBJECT OF THIS VIDEO:

Sarah Palin did not gun down anyone in Tucson. But when she puts cross hairs over Gabby Giffords' district and constantly riles up her fanatical, gun-loving base with terms like "reload", she's hinting at violence. And violent and dumb is a very dangerous combination.

In the 2008 presidential campaign, Sarah Palin could not tell Katie Couric the name of one newspaper or magazine she reads. Most of the country instantly realized that she was an idiot. Some people, probably idiots themselves, identified with her ignorance. But Sarah IS a charismatic speaker. And if you aren't the type of person to care enough about politics to dissect the issues, you might just like her for her hairstyle or because you think she's sexy. But a hairstyle, however attractive it is, isn't able to pull this country out of the dire crisis it's in. Or even govern during good times!

After using Palin's endorsements to elect tea party candidates in the mid-terms, the Republican party is now distancing themselves from the rotten roar of Mama Grizzly. But never forget: the Republicans CREATED this monster by choosing her as a vice presidential candidate for McCain's failing campaign. And if a lying, gun-toting, End Of Days, extremist psycho masquerading as a good ol' fashioned winking hockey mom is what Republican leadership thought would give McCain's message a boost, then HOW APPEALING COULD THE REPUBLICANS' MESSAGE BE TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE? Not very.

I don't expect everyone to agree with my political views, but if you can't see that hate-mongers on the right or on the left--though I don't see nearly as many of those--are leading us down a dangerous path of gun violence and assassinations, something is seriously wrong with you!

NYC CENSORSHIP PROTEST THURSDAY

Join ART+ for an important organizing meeting


Take collective action about the Smithsonian’s censorship of video by David Wojnarowicz

Organizing meeting: Thursday, January 20, 2011 6:30-8:30PM



Location: ARTISTS SPACE

38 Greene Street, 3rd Floor

(between Broome & Grand in SoHo)

New York, NY 10013

Gallery phone: 212 226-3970

Nearest subway stations – Canal Street

Plans for a street protest in Washington, DC are in the works – to confront the Smithsonian’s governing body, the Board of Regents. NYC actions also planned. Bring your ideas and outrage!


Last Dec. 19th ART+ marched 500 strong on NYC’s Fifth Avenue with a loud message for the Smithsonian –put the video back.

Keep up the momentum, please join us on Jan. 20th

When he died in 1992, David Wojnarowicz, artist and writer with AIDS, left a body of work about the disease that remains unrivaled for its power and beauty. On December 1, 2010 the Smithsonian Institution’s National Portrait Gallery in Washington, DC celebrated World AIDS Day by capitulating to the demands of right-wing politicians and an anti-gay religious group and removing David’s volcanic video rant, A Fire in My Belly, from an important art exhibition that explores gender and gay and lesbian themes,
Hide/Seek.

ART+ is a NYC-based direct action group fighting censorship and homophobia.


Visit us on the web for more information:

www.artpositive.org

or e-mail:

info@artpositive.com

TIRED OF FLOWERY DOUCHES?

INSANE!

WE'D BETTER WORK! WE NEED JOBS!

Today, Republicans in the House will try to repeal health care reform. If it passes, it can't pass the Senate and Obama won't sign it. So in a crisis, wasting time is what the GOP has in store. They claim that the reforms kill jobs because we're so stupid that we'll believe they're the party of job creation. Except for one minor detail: health care reform doesn't kill jobs! And the GOP is the party which supports corporations outsourcing American jobs overseas--not creating them here!

A pundit on MSNBC last night admitted that Obama is not planning to focus on job creation because he won't curtail corporations either. Even though anyone who creates jobs will get re-elected. I guess he has his donors lined up to drum countless propaganda ads into our heads so that we think things are better. And he can make a great speech. Too bad my landlord doesn't accept his speeches as payment.

CLEARLY, ATL CAN'T DEAL WITH SNOW

THIS THING IS UNHINGED!

I'M SICK OF "OUTRAGEOUS"

ANN-MARGRET FOR FREIXENET

EILEEN HECKART SINGS!

SHE'S SELLING THESE CLIPS?

THIS GUY NOT ONLY CUTS THE CHEESE!



He stabbed 4 friends for making fun of his farts! You've head of heart attacks? Well here's a fart attack. They really know how to party in Bristol, Connecticutt.

MORE: GAWKER.COM

IN OTHER BIZARRE CRIMES:

This nut not only stole a fur coat by concealing it in specially created underwear.

"Moreland was given a pat-down search and submitted to a metal detector test, and then put in a holding cell in her street clothes; standard operating procedure, Stehlik says. There were no female officers on duty at the time, so Moreland, who tips the scales at 270 pounds on a 5 feet 6 inch frame, dodged a more intimate search.




And there the 46-year-old Brooklyn Park woman sat for the holiday weekend, eating, sleeping and visiting the bathroom with the fur coat in her underpants.

On Monday morning, she was interviewed again, and still insisted she didn't know where the coat was. But when the detective told Moreland she'd have to go downtown to Minneapolis to face charges in Hennepin County Court, she came clean. Moreland hiked up her dress and whipped out the coat."

MORE: CITYPAGES

January 18, 2011

NICOLE!

If you're gonna plump up your lips and face with fillers so that you look inbred, the last thing you need is Medusa hair! Add dark eyebrows for an extra stern look. CLUELESS!

EILEEN HECKART SINGS!

1984 BOY GEORGE INTERVIEW

VERY INTERESTING ONCE YOU GET PAST JERRY FALWELL!

FLOTILLA DEBARGE ON HALLOWE'EN

ALERT!

BE SURE YOU LOCK YOUR DOORS AND WINDOWS AT HOME!

A man was found dead in his home over the weekend. Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub. The tub had been filled with milk, sugar and cornflakes. A banana was sticking out of his ass.

Police suspect a cereal killer.

PALIN'S MAP RE-IMAGINED

January 16, 2011

I'VE KEPT MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION TO WORK OUT!

I EVEN VIDEOTAPED MY EXERCISE SESSION!

January 15, 2011

MELISSA TOTTEN AT CLUB 57 TONIGHT!

TONIGHT AT CLUB 57! Performance by UK Madonna impersonator Melissa Totten, who looks quite like McDonna and sounds exactly like her. She takes the mimicry so seriously that she blows every puerto rican guy in the club, smacks dj who plays Lady Gaga, and asks every black person if they are from Africa and if so, can they sell her any children. Christopher Ciccone will be on hand to introduce her.

HOLLYWOOD GETS IT WRONG AGAIN



You better THINK, think about what you're trying to do to me! Halle Berry has been confirmed to portray Aretha Franklin in the life of the soul legend. No dis-R-E-S-P-E-C-T to the undisputed Queen of Soul whose voice I love, but Halle is way too pretty to play her. I know Hollywood often pretties up actresses who play real life characters as they did with Beyonce in the Etta James story. But Etta hated this--Aretha wants it!?! Unless Halle wears a prosthetic nose, jowls, a fat suit, and lip-synchs, I Say A Little Prayer for this one.

TURTLE ORGASM

REPEAT TWEETS

I don't tweet. As it was explained to me, it's a way for people who don't want 1 empty second in their lives--so they fill it with non-stop rubbish. Now they aren't even writing their own rubbish! Now I'm a fan of kooky and gibberish, but this is mindless and tragic.



HUFFPO

DRAGTATIC STAND-UP ON LOGO THIS MONDAY

Pandora Boxx, Bianca Del Rio, Mimi Imfurst & More Dish Logo’s Dragtastic Stand-Up Special! Harmonica Sunbeam and Hedda Lettuce are also in the show. --B

Drag queens are here on this earth to entertain, educate and enlighten us all. And very often, they’re here to crack your messy ass up!!!! This is the case with the six “ladies” assembled for Logo’s Dragtastic stand-up special this coming Monday night, January 17th at 10pm ET/9pm CT.

WATCH VIDEO PREVIEW: LOGO

RUTH BUZZI ON LADYBIRD JOHNSON

January 14, 2011

CARTOON PORN!

VERY EFFECTIVE AD

LIL' KIM AT ROCKIT! TONIGHT!

I'LL BE SPINNIN GIN THE LOUNGE WITH ENFERNO ON THE MAIN FLOOR.

WHAT'S YOUR ZODIAC SIGN NOW?



The earth wobbled and there are now 13 zodiac signs which means yours might have changed. I'm still a Leo. How 'bout you?

MORE: HUFPO

ONLY IN SAN FRANCISCO!

WACKY! AND I LOVE THE WIG!

TRUTH IN ADVERTISING




MORE: GAWKER

STEPHANIE'S VOICE!

HEE HEE!

ONLY IN NEW YORK, KIDS!

BIZARRE!

"sOME BLANKETS ARE TOO SMALL"

January 13, 2011

THE AGE OF IGNORANCE

Obama and Republicans both polling better and people feel that they can work together to solve the country's woes? ABSURD! That's because Obama is turning into a Rep by giving tax cuts to millionaires and hinting at undermining social sec. Our woes are caused by 2 terms of Bush, the Republican. These polls prove how stupid we truly are.

FROM HUFFPO:

WASHINGTON — Americans give higher marks to President Barack Obama and congressional Republicans after a holiday season of compromise paid dividends for both, according to the latest Associated Press-GfK poll.

At the start of the divided government era, the survey found that 53 percent of Americans approve of how Obama is doing his job, his best numbers since the divisive health care vote 10 months ago.

And, compared with just after the November elections, more now express confidence that Obama and the new Republican-controlled House can work together to solve the country's most urgent problems, chief among them the struggling economy.

MORE: HUFFPO

CRINGE ON ME

OK, not a good vocal performance BUT somehow I believed her. And I give anyone points for attempting this masterpiece because I know how this makes me feel. And I certainly know what it feels like to try to mimic Melba's amazing version of this. I WAS NICE!



If you don't know the original, check out why this Van (The Hustle) McCoy-penned power ballad made this a lip-synch fav or drag queens from my era. Just phenomenal!

AVOID STREAKING AT NIGHT

DRAG QUEEN NAMED UK "FORCES SWEETHEART"


RIGHT AFTER THEY GAY-BASHED HER DEATH--KIDDING! Cookie Monstar, a London dragon, has been honored by the the UK troops.

MORE: FAESTOFFUN

January 12, 2011

THIS FOOL IS HYSTERICAL!

CITY GOV'TS GOING BROKE

City Bankruptcies Will Increase, Dimon Warns by William Alden

Different cities have different problems, but one thing remains constant: there's not enough money coming in. Often, revenue isn't enough to cover even the most basic of services.

AN EXCERPT:

* In Detroit, the problem has gotten so bad that a new proposal would deprive a fifth of the city of basic municipal services, like trash collection and police protection.

* Neighboring Hamtramck has run out of services to cut, and expects to spend its last dollar early this year.

* Prichard, Alabama, in a desperate response to depleted coffers, has illegally stopped paying its pensioners.
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* Newark has cut 13 percent of its police force.

* Camden, N.J., one of the nation's most dangerous cities, has begun a process of cutting about half of its police department.

MORE: HUFPO

THE WIG! AND IS THAT RUTA LEE?

A TRIP DOWN MAMMORY LANE

YES, THIS IS ME!



GOTTA STOP GOOGLING MYSELF! This is from an interesting journey to the late 1980's which took a photographer from Night Of A Thousand Gowns to Wigstock to La Esquelita.

MORE: SALON.COM

UNBELIEVABLE!

SARAH PALIN COVERS NIKKI MINAJ?

UNBELIEVABLE!

PALINHERPDERP

SUDDENLY PALIN IS JEWISH?

HER AND MADONNA! CUCKOO: This "blood libel" that Palin is defending herself with refers to a false accusations that ancient Christians used against jews claiming that jews used human blood to bake bread. Now this: "Palin, for example, likes to compare herself to Queen Esther, the Jewish beauty from the Book of Esther who saves her people from destruction."

Sarah Palin: Critics Blaming Political Right for Shootings Commit 'Blood Libel'

Sarah Palin said Wednesday that the journalists and pundits who blame the rhetoric of the political right for the act of "monstrous criminality" in Tucson, Ariz., Saturday are committing a "blood libel" -- a term usually reserved for a centuries-old false claim used to justify anti-Semitism.

MORE FROM THIS ARTICLE: POLITICSDAILY

TODAY'S HEADLINES

SEVERE WEATHER ALERT IN THE NY/TRI-STATE AREA: HEAVY SNOWSTORM PREDICTED AT WHITNEY HOUSTON'S NEW JERSEY MANSION. (original joke by Bruce Vilanch--I'm trying to be an honest thief!)

I don't often post things that are touching but here goes. Gabby Giffords told constituents who extended their hands out to her "I don't do handshakes. I do hugs." Too bad they did bullets. And the 9 year old girl gunned down aspired to run for public office. So sad.

Gabrielle Giffords has responded to simple commands like holding up 2 fingers. Republicans will probably now claim that she's politicizing her own recovery by slamming the war on terror with a peace symbol.

TED WILLIAMS



Ted Williams made national headlines when someone spotted him panhandling while claiming he had a golden voice for radio. They put him to the test and videotaped him making an announcement. The video went viral and Jeff was besieged with job offers after several appearances on news shows.

Update: He was "arrested" after an altercation with his daughter. Or so this headline claimed--he was actually only detained. But we build them up and wanna tear 'em down!

MORE: CONTACTMUSIC

Britney Spears long-awaited comeback single is released and a NYC gay dj is very underwhelmed:

A dj slams Brit's latest: "So many Britney fans were disappointed when their excitement was crushed by her anti-dance track. It's at 133 bbm's which make it almost impossible to dance to unless you're cracked out of your mind at some circuit party."

I got news for DJ Richard JMV: Britney could never disappoint me--cuz I never liked her!

Everyone is being careful to blame AZ shooting on a psycho and not Palin and other purveyors of hate speech. Agreed-she didn't shoot Giffords herself. But if Palin's completely innocent, why did she unpost that map which put a target on Giffords' district? And have her camp claim that the cross hairs were actually surveyor's symbols? She knows guns and knows exactly what cross hairs are. The bitch's plan worked. Your plan must really be diabolical if you can't even claim victory. But mam grizzly is hibernating all of a sudden.


HOW SAD THINGS ARE: Though this AZ shooting might discredit Palin somewhat, I'm worried if that happens. I want her to run for president because Obama can beat her. Even sadder? I don't even like Obama that much!

THE LOOK AND FEEL OF REAL?



This website sells an all-in-one femininity suit complete with breast, hips pads and a hairless pussy. But for $3,000, the skin is a little too plastic-looking and the boobs don't hang like a real woman's. They look more like hard tranny implants. Maybe that;s the point?

10TH ANNUAL EMANCI-PANTS-ION DAY

SEAPARATED AT BIRTH, REUNITED IN JAIL?

MIKE DIAMOND I'VIEWS BRENDA BLACK

Mike Diamond interviews sassy club fav dj Brenda Black. She happens to be adorable but I love her comment that a dj shouldn't need to be hot cuz it's about the music, dammit!

KOOKY CLIPS




NEW CHRIS CROCKER VIDEO

I think Chris is very cute. But in this particular drag look her resembles Heidi Montag--before the surgery!

Chris Crocker - Freak of Nature OFFICIAL (uncensored) MUSIC VIDEO!! from chris crocker on Vimeo.

TEE HEE!

NOW WITH FISH OIL!

EARLY VOGUING PIC

As one facebook friend put it, Diana Ross is already elbowing Mary out of the way!

January 11, 2011

A GAL WITH REALLY LOW-HANGING BALLS

UNDERSTANDING MEXICAN-AMERCIANS

1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.
Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.


2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car
There's not mushroom.


3.. *Shoulder*
My fren wants 2 become a citizen,
But che didn't know how to read,
So I, shoulder.

4. * Texas *
When I'm not home,
My fren always Texas me,
Che wonders where I am!

5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza.
I got mine piece
Then che got herpes.


6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store
But ju went to see sum guy,
July to me! Julyer!

7... *Rectum*
I had 2 cars
But my wife rectum!

8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife
But che said chicken go herself.

9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left
But don't worry wheelchair

10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing..

11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women .
I told her, "Honey, harassment nothen to me.

12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair
So I had to pick the bishop.


13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club
But no body wash my kids.

14. *Budweiser*
That women has a nice body,
Budweiser face so ugly?

TODAY'S HEADLINES

SEVERE WEATHER ALERT IN THE NY/TRI-STATE AREA: HEAVY SNOWSTORM PREDICTED AT WHITNEY HOUSTON'S NEW JERSEY MANSION. (original joke by Bruce Vilanch--I'm trying to be an honest thief!)

I don't often post things that are touching but here goes. Gabby Giffords told constituents who extended their hands out to her "I don't do handshakes. I do hugs." Too bad they did bullets. And the 9 year old girl gunned down aspired to run for public office. So sad.

Gabrielle Giffords has responded to simple commands like holding up 2 fingers. Republicans will probably now claim that she's politicizing her own recovery by slamming the war on terror with a peace symbol.

TED WILLIAMS



Ted Williams made national headlines when someone spotted him panhandling while claiming he had a golden voice for radio. They put him to the test and videotaped him making an announcement. The video went viral and Jeff was besieged with job offers after several appearances on news shows.

Update: He was "arrested" after an altercation with his daughter. Or so this headline claimed--he was actually only detained. But we build them up and wanna tear 'em down!

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Britney Spears long-awaited comeback single is released and a NYC gay dj is very underwhelmed:

A dj slams Brit's latest: "So many Britney fans were disappointed when their excitement was crushed by her anti-dance track. It's at 133 bbm's which make it almost impossible to dance to unless you're cracked out of your mind at some circuit party."

I got news for DJ Richard JMV: Britney could never disappoint me--cuz I never liked her!

Everyone is being careful to blame AZ shooting on a psycho and not Palin and other purveyors of hate speech. Agreed-she didn't shoot Giffords herself. But if Palin's completely innocent, why did she unpost that map which put a target on Giffords' district? And have her camp claim that the cross hairs were actually surveyor's symbols? She knows guns and knows exactly what cross hairs are.


HOW SAD THINGS ARE: Though this AZ shooting might discredit Palin somewhat, I'm worried if that happens. I want her to run for president because Obama can beat her. Even sadder? I don't even like Obama that much!

JOE ORTON WITH EVA GABOR!

SHE'S SO CUTE..UNTIL SHE VOTES!

GLEE AUDITION

I didn't realize that this was a joke at first--she's that good! So sick! Those eyebrows! And who on earth would want to hear putrid Broadway vibrato applied to pop songs? Oh, besides everyone who likes Glee!

GREAT RACHEL MADDOW SEGMENT FROM LAST NIGHT

I don't see how you can watch this without concluding that Americans are violent and either almost all of us have guns or some of us have too many guns, that guns are easily obtainable by crazies and that large magazines like the bullets used on Giffords are not for self-defense or hunting and should be instantly banned. Also that the NRA is so powerful that they can stop the discussion of such a ban.

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THIS WILL GIVE YOU AN LSD CONTACT HiGH

January 09, 2011

JACKIE BEAT: OH JESUS!

DRAG SCENE FROM CARRY ON CONSTABLE

HAPPY YET?

GREAT BLOG!

By Justin “filthy liberal scum” Rosario

HAPPY YET?



Was the body count high enough for you? You got a federal judge, a Congresswoman, a little girl and four other people. I mean, sure, Giffords isn’t dead but she might not pull through. Would that be the icing on the cake for you?

What? You’re shocked, SHOCKED by this act of violence? C’mon! Don’t be so modest. You’ve been working towards this day since that black guy got sworn in! Bask a little in your success. I know you’ve been disappointed by low body count until now. Beck’s Tides Foundation assassin totally blew it and so did those Hutaree losers.

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ANOTHER GREAT PETITION

FROM CREDOACTION.COM:

Dear Friend,

Our hearts are heavy for the victims of the tragedy in Arizona. We must put a stop to the escalating hate rhetoric of the right and its very specific calls to armed violent action. Lines of decency have been crossed.

Sarah Palin has a special responsibility and opportunity in the wake of the attempted assassination of Rep. Gabrielle Giffords. For it was Sarah Palin and Sarah Palin alone who earlier put the crosshairs of a gun on Rep. Giffords. And so far, Palin's response has been Facebook prayers for the victims and an official denial that her widely distributed map involved gun sights at all. This is obscene duplicity at best.

I'm joining CREDO Action in calling on Sarah Palin to renounce the use of shooting images in political rhetoric immediately, and stop using her platform to promote and validate violent calls to action on the right.

Click on the link below for more information and to find out how you can take action, too.

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"AIDS IS A VICTORY" THEME SONG!

Is that Donna Summer singing?

TEABAGGERS TO GIFFORDS

FROM A TUCSON LOCA:

“On a typical Saturday this corner is filled with Tea Party protesters,” said Brenda Tyler, who was with her husband, Lyndon. “I’ve seen signs saying things like ‘It’s time to reload’ and ‘One way or another, you’re gone.”‘ A real estate agency in the neighborhood had a sign out front that said “Goodbye Gabby” and showed the silhouette of a witch on a broom,” she said. It had been taken down on Saturday."

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MOVEON.ORG PETITON

PLEASE SIGN IF YOU AGREE!

FROM MOVEON.ORG:

No more shootings, no more hate

Hi,

In the wake of the mass shooting of Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords and 19 others in Tucson, we must end the violent rhetoric that has exploded in American politics over the past two years.

That's why I signed this petition calling on every member of Congress, as well as the major TV news networks, to put an end to any overt or implied appeals to violence in our political debate.

Can you join me at the link below?

MOVEON

BACON DRINK TABLETS?

I hoped this was a joke but now I'm not sure. If these are meant to appeal to real men, I guess that explains why I'm a drag queen! PUKE!



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"PUT THE GUNS DOWN"?

TO avoid shootings? Is Keith crazy?

THE VIEW: DEMOCRATS UNDER SIEGE

I finally agree with Sherri Shepherd! At least the KKK put on hoods to hide who they were before they spit or threw bricks on people they didn't like. And how absurd that Dame Edna is the guest and is even forced to be serious--before a genius punch line.

OMG! KATHIE LEE GIFFORDS HAS BEEN SHOT!



Though the gunned-down congresswoman from Arizona remains in critical condition, doctors are optimistic about her recovery and she's responding to commands. She's also reportedly inked a deal to record a cover of La Roux's recent pop smash Bulletproof.

Tasteless? I know, but I wanted to get your attention. I'm sure that Republicans' take on this is going to be that the shooter was a lone crazy. Huffpo reports that he may have ties to a hate group but I didn't have to even read the article. May have ties to a hate group? Honey, everyone who watches Fox News has ties to a hate group. (As does everyone who supports any non-news programming on Fox or reads the NY Post, but that's a different article called Let My Dumb Gay Ass Buy You The Bullets To Shoot Me With.)

The would-be assassin may have been completely crazy and only his mental illness is to blame for the attack on Gabrielle Giffords. He may have been a little crazy and egged on by people on Fox News, Limbaugh, Plain, etc. But is it really crazy to gun down someone who is saying something you don't like? Hell, it's the American way!

Look at what we're doing in Afghanistan and Iraq. We spend the most on defense and therefore can use our might to dominate two countries, one of which had zilch to do with 9/11, for almost a decade. Bush's battle cry was either "You're either for us or against us." What does that mean other than the US will gun you down or occupy your country if they feel like it because they have the capability. We'd better hurry up and dominate the world while we can because we're quickly falling behind other countries in a big way. I hope that "Live by the sword, die by the sword" mentality feels right when the sword is coming from another country to cut your stupid throat. Because we do live by the sword and people die by our swords every damn day that the news fails to report on because we need jobs. Did I forget to mention that your taxes pay for those swords and for the airfare and housing of the slashers?

Soldiers shoot down innocent Afghans and Iraqis every day because, like the guy who shot Giffords, because they disagree with them. Or because our government disagrees with them or wants to take something from them or just occupy their country for a decade to have a military base in the Middle East while deciding what to steal first. And whether you put soldiers in a US uniform, fly an American flag, a rainbow flag and sing a hymn before racing into battle, if we aren't under attack from either country--IT'S STILL MURDER!

Chalk it up to shoot 'em up video games, movies, or glamorization of criminals in gangsta rap and The Sopranos, we're a violent people. So don't act so shocked when someone picks up an actual gun instead of a virtual one. And all of a sudden, he's crazy.

The tea party is mean, dumb, broke, racist and violent. That was the platform they were voted in on. That's the platform which led to Obama's "shellacking" in the mid-terms. You didn't see it coming? It's been right under our noses. Consider these tweets from Michael Moore on the shooting:

Dem Rep Giffords shot in head in Az. Sarah Palin had put CROSSHAIRS/ BULLSEYE on Giffords on her website! OUTRAGE! http://mmflint.me/fcHmJf

When Rep Giffords voted in favor of health care bill, her office in Tucson was attacked & vandalized. http://mmflint.me/hKYtR7

Palin "set gun sights on 20 Dems (including Giffords)." http://mmflint.me/fcHmJf Palin site now seems 2 b 2 taking down crosshairs map!

In 2009, another gun nut showed up where Rep Giffords was speaking (at another Safeway) & dropped his gun http://mmflint.me/gPnApk

Giffords opponent held June event 2 "Shoot a Fully Automatic M16" to "Get on Target" & "Remove Gabrielle Giffords" http://mmflint.me/hF1BN5

When Palin put crosshairs on a map w/ Rep. Giffords & 19 other Dem congressmen/women, she urged followers to "reload" & "aim" for Democrats.

Stunning admission by Tucson sheriff: Arizona "a mecca" of hate & bigotry which unhinges the unbalanced http://mmflint.me/hOlRG8 Wow.

The last one about the sheriff really got me. Sadly, many of us (ie minorities) have often come to see police as unenlightened, brutish upholders of the establishment. And here's a sheriff literally from the Wild West expressing his horror over the craziness of the level of hatred in his district. And he's not talking about the mean streets of Tucson. He's talking about the tea party's agenda, which is right out in the open. Right next door in Nevada, failed tea party senatorial candidate Sharron Angle famously claimed that if she didn't win, it was time to use our second amendment rights and take up arms to revolt. This was one of many calls to arms by tea party candidates. Hmmm. So crazy people can easily obtain guns here and our "leaders" are urging us to arm ourselves. And these freaks live all over the country? Suddenly, Al Qaeda seems like a distant threat from the past.

And this guy isn't a lone assassin. Check out this screenshot of a facebook post on Sarah Palin's page--someone actually put their name to this!



According to him, people need to die because they are jews? Hitler is alive and well and posting on facebook. And not just gays have got to go but anyone pro-gay gets it too? And of course, liberals need to die simply because they have a different opinion from the most trigger-happy among us, who are led by a vicious woman who they tune into each week to watch as she shoots animals and clubs fish to death with her family. Shoot everyone who disagrees with you is this guy's motto. I'm glad he posted this because it shows who SOME of these people really are. And if you ask me, the comment wouldn't have been removed from facebook if it weren't indicative ofthe true feelings of many of the tea partiers--people who consider hate the government so much that the only time they want to see evidence of it is when a census worker visits them once every few years and they shoot them to say "HOWDI!"

They want more gun rights because they don't want each man be head of a household protected by guns, which can be used to settle any score. The best shot wins. It's a return to the Wild West. Don't need no education, social security or unemployment benefits cause I got mine and a gun to protect that shit with. And god forbid I should ever use one dime to help anyone less fortunate.

A facebook friend mentioned that "It's either us or them" when referring to terrorists. I don't deny that we must be watchful against people who've been proven to be out to get us. But at what point do we become terrorists? I actually saw a bumper sticker in a suburb of Philly which said "Nuke Their Ass And Take Their Gas." It reminded me of a redneck saying about whoever we were at war with which I grew up hearing "Kill 'em all and sort them out later." A pretty grim world view to proudly put something like this on your bumper sticker for all to see. After bullying the Middle East, now we're ready for a new enemy right here in our own back yard. Anyone who simply disagrees with anyone who has a gun, crazy or not.

Why do you think these people want to make it easier to get guns? According to Howard Dean, there's actually a bill currently being considered which would permit citizens to carry weapons with them inside the House of Representatives. Until now, I'd thought this was a scary idea. Now it may be necessary for our representatives' protection just so that the actual functioning of our government doesn't descend into chaos with snipers picking off politicians before important votes.

Again, I slam those of you who either voted for the tea party candidates or who stayed home and allowed this wave of crazies to overpower the vote you didn't cast. Mid-terms. No big deal. Until you're shot in the head. But I guess you'd have to take a position on something other than Kim Kardashian or Britney's new record before anyone attempts to slay you. So most of us are quite safe.

January 08, 2011

A SKIT THAT REALLY SUCKS!

January 07, 2011

MIKE DIAMOND DOUBLE'S DOSE OF TASTELESSNESS!

THE CRUSADES ARE BACK!

This segment was horrifying. The military has a new program to coerce soldiers into Christianity--a peculiar brand of bloody Christianity. If this springs from concern for the troops' well-being, then stop forcing them to engage in longer and more frequent tours of duty. But this has nothing to do with their well-being. It's trying to put a positive spin on wars we don't want to win and turn them into crusades. That way, soldiers can nver question the war because it's attached to their religious beliefs and God, unlike politicians or a country which has turned against the wars back home, is never wrong. Except when he said THOU SHALT NOT KILL, apparently.

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THOM HARTMANN ON AFGHANISTAN

"You need to know this. President Obama pledged to start withdrawing troops from Afghanistan in the middle of this year – however the Wall Street Journal is reporting today that an additional 1,400 troops are quietly being deployed later this month to boost combat forces in Southern Afghanistan. There are now nearly 100,000 US troops in Afghanistan. And this new surge makes you wonder if things are as rosy as the President suggested in the war strategy review last month. Or – if things are actually deteriorating like other onlookers such as the Red Cross and a slew of NGO’s and security analysts have claimed. Either way – since the American media refuses to devote more than 4% of its news coverage to this ongoing conflict – now the longest war in American history – the truth about Afghanistan will still be unknown to the American people."

Thom Hartmann: "Obama can't stop the wars because if he did, unemployment would jump to 15% because of out of work soldiers."

And he can't be re-elected unless unemployment goes down. Be honest and explain to soldiers that his re-election is what soldiers are dying for and see if they still want to enlist. His presidency and the war profiteers are all they are laying their lives down for. They aren't keeping us safe.

Thom's fantastic radio show can be heard on green960.com Mon-Fri noon-3PM ET.

SNOW GOTCHA STUCK INDOORS BORED?

RIHANNA AND DRAKE: WHAT'S MY NAME?

I always suspected that Rihanna wasn't too bright but Chris Brown must've knocked what little sense she had OUT of her. Have you heard her new song with Drake where she's literally asking her grandmother "Oh Nana, what's my name?" The poor thing is retarded!

I want to announce a new blog attempt. Since I dj, I have to keep up with new music and it's largely disappointing. But good music does make my world go around, so anytime I diss current tunes, I'm gonna counter them with some music I love. Here goes:

Kimara provided the lovely vocals for Atlantic Starr's Circles (Go Around In) below. But here's a record I love from King Street a few years back. She really has a great way of interpreting songs.



This was a very disco-sounding 80's jam.

THESE BOSSY BOTTOMS ARE OUT OF CONTROL!

EVEN WORSE THAN THE B'WAY MUSICAL!

Only Bollywood could dream up a Spiderman without any superpowers except being superpoor. And when all else fails, try a close-up of boobs!



ALSO FROM INDIA:

This guy's adorable and watching him "zone out" with testosterone makes me finally understand the appeal of this song which I loathe. Previously, I had thought a song about a guy being so hot that the club can't even handle him and everyone is watching him as he goes all out was the epitome of a self-obsessed generation who imagine that they are V.i.P's chased by the paparazzi when they don't even have a job. Or reading skills. But now I see that it's comedy. Whew! I had almost given up on people for a sec! And when did the meth epidemic hit India?

FACEBOOK POSTS AS PUNISHMENT!

A SNEAK PEAK AT THE NEW RULING PARTY

I beg you to watch this. Rachel outlines the House Repubs' 1st 33 hours in power. This includes claiming to read the Constitution while skipping parts, contradicting themselves, ALREADY going back on core campaign promises and making no sense. You wanted it, you got it. A special kick in the head for those who didn't even bother to vote. They were the party of no. Clearly they've extended that no to nonsense. Just the leaders we need in a crisis.

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