VOTE FOR ME!

GAG! I'm one of Out Magazine's most eligible bachelors? Don't they mean bachelorettes? Besides, how do they I'm eligible? Satan hasn't divorced me yet. Well, what are you waiting for? Don't just vote for me--F#CK ME! Damian Nunes is the sexiest one I saw.

VOTE: OUT.COM

Frankly, I'm a little nervous about the other nominees. This one is gorgeous!

DAMIEN NUNES



AND TALK ABOUT STIFF COMPETITION--THIS ONE'S A PORN STAR!