WINTER BLUES!

Sung to the tune of Janet Jackson's NASTY GIRL:

Who's that itchin' those ashy legs? ASHY GIRL!
Who's that ithcin' those ashy knees? ASHY GIRL!

I am so pruned out from this radiator heat that there isn't a lotion yet invented emollient enough to moisturize my ash. The snow is beautiful to a point but....My new drag name: Soraya Siss!