April 18, 2014

BASKET CASE BY MISA MARTIN




I couldn't afford to buy all my kids Easter eggs, and I didn't want them to wake up disappointed this morning.

So I killed them in their sleep.

I LOVE SONIQUE...

BUT I DON'T THINK SHE SHOULD DO BLACK FACE/




BOYCOTT RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE AND LOGO!



Can you believe they actually allowed this slanderous statement to be said on the air about me? And then tweeted it to zillions of followers to quadruple my pain? This is wholly insensitive to the fact that I may indeed lack class because of my humble upbringings at the foot of the Appalachians in Chattanooga, Tennessee. So it wasn't a cosmopolitan hot spot that forms the backdrops of fashion shoots. Not everyone can be a supermodel, RuPaul. It just so happens that lower income families from backwards regions develop poor eating habits--so I may grunt and burp  a little while I overeat. Food was scarce sometimes, so I have been known to giggle and grab at it, terrified that there might not be any vittles tomorrow.

But if you must know, my weight issues stem from traumatic childhood experiences. From the age of 11, I was repeatedly humiliated in sexual situations: my father, my brother, my sister and even the family dog--NONE OF THEM WOULD DO IT WITH ME! Thankfully it was before cellphones, but the whole neighborhood got to see me with dog food smeared all over my ass as even starving strays ran away from me whimpering in disgust. And I had spent my whole allowance on name-brand Alpo to lure even the pickiest pets. So I still attempt to eat my pain away. This is classist and fat-shaming and making light of mental health issues by a overly thin, wealthy model-type queen who can afford pricey therapists for her own issues. Not to mention that any reference to class or any of her affected, grand manners are a slap in the face to an entire nation struggling to get back on it's feet after recession and a mortgage crisis. And how does this heartless monster rub in the fact that we're experiencing the worst unemployment since the Great Depression? With her callous cry of "You'd better work!" It's high time this monster was knocked off her high horse once and for all before more irreparable damage is caused by her unparalleled cruelty. I am so upset by this that I'd consider flying to LA to picket World Of Wonder's offices--but that this might deprive the world of all the positive work done by this season's kind and uplifting sweetheart, contestant Bianca Del Rio.

PONDERING....

It is an early morning ho asking: Which airport has the sexist guys working at it? Tel Aviv airport is a definitely sight to see, never been to Rio, but Newark and JFK are definitely holding it down in the NYC area! I wish they were holding me down. I got so excited that I haven't even boarded my flight yet but I'm already experience some turdulence and heavy tail winds as I squirm with excitement! Now, who's hot?

DON'T EVER PISS OFF JAYNE COUNTY!

The punk pioneer/trans goddess has a few choice words for politically correct trans militiants who want to be thought police and dictate who says what. Still sharp as a whip, visit her Facebook page to see the lyrics of a genius song, Big Sister, which she whipped up just for the occasion!

Jayne County, Transgender Icon, Allegedly Banned From Facebook For 'Transphobic Slurs'




MORE:   HUFFPO

YUP!


April 17, 2014

BUT THEN WE'D BE EQUAL!


MACY'S LOOK FOR SPRING



OK, if it looks this bad on a skinny young model, imagine how awful it would look on you. They have this awful image everywhere: boxy crop top, orthopaedic shoes, ski cap and pleated leather midi? So springy--if you are a goth librarian impersonating Olive Oyl.

April 16, 2014

LOVE THIS! HATE SOUTHWEST AIRLINES!

DREW DOEGE IS BACK AS CHLOE SEVIGNY

A SCREAM!

YOU'VE GOT.....

Regarding the RuPaul/shemale/shemail/tranny controversy, why is ANY community looking for validation from ANY reality TV show? Isn't the very nature of the reality genre exploitative in every way to everyone? If you're that sensitive, don't turn on shows that bank on rewarding meanness, reading and train wrecks for ratings and then claim your feelings are hurt because the shows aren't politically correct.


April 15, 2014

VOTE INDEPENDENT!

And you think that wither of the two major political parties are going to change anything about any of this? Dream on--they created this mess! Ditch the republicans and democrats!


April 14, 2014

MADONNA'S SKIN CARE LINE AD ROYALLY SPOOFED

By LA-based comedienne Nadya Ginsburg. She also does a mean Cher as well as hysterical original characters. See her wherever she's performing--a total nut!

April 13, 2014

SUMS UP MY LOVE LIFE




I HOPE THIS IS A PARODY VIDEO

If not, she's the dumbest woman on earth.  And should avoid wigs with cow licks.




April 10, 2014

TED CRUZ VERSUS MR. HANEY


WAR WON'T GO AWAY ON IT'S OWN

A couple of recent news stories disturbed me. One is George W. Bush's paintings, which even got a segment on infotainment "news" channel MSNBC. An art expert was summoned to critique Bush's paintings. Who gives a crap? Though I did enjoy one critic who had written earlier that Bush doing a self-portrait in the bathtub showed his desire to self-cleanse. Well, a zillion baths in bleach wouldn't wash the blood off of that monster's hands. America still can't accept that thousands of US soldiers died needlessly in the Iraq war, not to mention possibly hundreds of thousands of innocent Iraqis who never tried to attack us. And possibly millions of Iraqis who fled the senseless, US-led carnage that destroyed their home. That's the news that a "liberal" news channel should be reiterating--not a soft-serve puff piece about a mass murderer's post-presidential art hobby. Did I mention that the mass murderer's efforts were funded by the tax dollars we're all preparing to pay? So there is blood on our hands, too.

The other is Obama attending the Fort Hood memorial, after 3 soldiers were gunned down by one of their own after an even worse but similar incident at the same military base in 2009. Obama called for more "to help counsel those with mental health issues" despite the fact that we are reneging on our promise to soldiers who go to war will get treatment for whatever battle scars they return with. Some veterans with PSTD are waiting up to a year for psychiatric care. It's usually the most hawkish Republicans who are angling for more war who are the first to cut spending for post-battle veteran's care. Obama also said that we need to "keep fire-arms out of the hands of those having such deep difficulties." Then we need to stop banging the drums of war and sending troops into combat for no reason and be quite clear that we did just that in Iraq. Or we'll do it again! We're doing the opposite of what Obama says he wants--we are creating "such deep difficulties" since 1 in 5 soldiers return from combat with PTSD. Obama is seen as a drawing down from traditional boots on the ground combat. However, he's done so by killing more secretly with drones. And while he has slowly drawn down troops in Iraq and Afghanistan, he and former peace-nik John Kerry have also tried to drum up support for new conflicts with Syria and the Ukraine, as Congress tries to pick a fight with Iran. There's a reason we pay a fortune to maintain military bases all over the world--the US is perpetually looking for a fight. No matter who the commander-in-chief is.

A culture of military aggression is what this country is all about. Look at the frightening memorial itself where people are represented by combat boots, helmets and guns. That's a shocking way to view real people with real hopes, dreams, families and graves who are used as tools to implement our bloody, often misguided foreign policy.



We don't start wars because of WMD in Iraq or sarin-gassed babies in Syria or actual concern over the Ukraine. That's just what they tell the country when we send young men and women for economic interests. And that is the job of US presidents. To pay back war profiteers whose contributions paved their way into office. When the wars stop, the PSTD stops. When the PSTD stops, we'll have fewer soldiers gunning down other soldiers. And when the wars are unnecessary as most of ours are, can our government which is starting them pretend to care about incidents like Fort Hood which it has indirectly caused? It's very easy to show up at a memorial and issue an emotional statement. It's a lot harder to focus on rebuilding this country and stop tearing down others which never even attacked us.

Yesterday, Senator Bernie Sanders fought Republicans in Congress to authorize 27 veterans' health clinics. "If you think it's too expensive, then don't send them off to war," Sanders said. "Taking care of veterans is a cost of the war. They (veterans) paid for it." We can't afford war, we can't afford to treat the casualties of war yet we refuse to reject the notion of how horrible war is. Next month on Memorial Day, we'll parade instruments of war down city streets all over the country to glamorize war and US military might. Today, we mourn the deaths of 3 soldiers killed by one of their own, at a base where the same thing happened just a few years ago from at the hands of another deranged soldier. Are they just casualties of war? Because there's nothing casual about lives lost for no reason.

WHY ONLY ONCE A YEAR?


GIVE HER A REALITY SHOW!




April 08, 2014

THAT SETTLES THAT!