March 03, 2015

BIBI BLAH-BLAH

It's interesting how the press is making so much over Bibi Netanyahu's speech. I think it's a ruse to keep the illusion alive that our two choices of political parties are very different. Oh, the bad Republicans invited Bibi to speak right before an election in his country. Oh, and they want to derail Obama's nuclear talks with Iran. Here's the truth. Every senator, including liberals like Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren vote 100-0 every single year to fund Israel's aggression. At around $3 billion per year, American tax payers pay more for Israel's defense than Israelis themselves do! And I loved it when Obama had a press conference with German chancellor Angela Merkel and claimed "We have a practice of not meeting with leaders right before their elections." And then said that he wouldn't have invited Angela, regardless of how much he liked her, to the White House right before an election she was running in. Well Obama wouldn't have to invite her anywhere, since he had her cellphone bugged. And while I'd like to see Iran and every other nation commit to a no nukes policy, how insane is it that the US, the only country that's attacked another country with a nuclear weapon, feels that it has the moral authority to conduct such negotiations? It's all a shell game full of crooks.

February 27, 2015

OOPS!


HILARIOUS NEW BEAUTY SECRET!

February 26, 2015

THESE GAVE ME A GIGGLE!



 WATCH THIS NOW AND DIE!



SHE STOLE MY ACT!





WARCH UNYIL THE END!






JONNY WOO IN NYC 3/13

VERY RARE NYC APPEARANCE BY RULING DRAG QUEEN PERFORMANCE ARTIST JONNY WOO ON 3/13. ONLY 1 SHOW--THIS WILL SELL OUT!

Acclaimed London drag performer who inspired Taylor Mac makes New York cabaret debut.
Friday, March 13 at The Laurie Beechman Theatre

Buy tickets HERE.

"I saw Jonny Woo and I realized drag can be anything you want it to be."  -- Taylor Mac

"The queen of London's drag scene." & "A unique 21st Century talent.’" -- Time Out London

"Funny, sophisticated and memorably bittersweet.’" -- Metro UK



London alternative drag superstar JONNY WOO will make his New York cabaret debut on Friday, March 13 at The Laurie Beechman Theatre. In a special midnight show, JONNY WOO: DRAG QUEEN IN A COMA showcases highlights from his past decade of gender-bending work in the UK.

In JONNY WOO: DRAG QUEEN IN A COMA, tongue twisting tales sit alongside ridiculous lip-syncs. Silly and sophisticated in equal measure, club kid raps give way to heartfelt, original songs including Glitter In The Groove, Drag Queen in A Coma and Woman Of Mass Destruction. Having lived a life of hedonistic indulgence, Woo takes audiences on a guided tour of his surreal world of nightclubs, excess and personal revelation. You’ll probably laugh. You might even cry. But we guarantee that you’ll never forget those legs!

JONNY WOO is one of London’s most celebrated alternative cabaret artists. Having cut his teeth back in the early 2000’s in New York, he returned home to the UK to fashion himself a scene in East London. It was here he developed his inimitable performance style that is unequivocally English. Woo has been resident at The Soho Theatre, having presented 8 shows and his infamous Gay Bingo, which celebrated 10 years at The Hackney Empire last October. He has had work commissioned by The Royal Opera House, The Institute Of Contemporary Arts and The Royal Festival Hall. He has been the host of London music festival Lovebox for 5 years and heads The Downlow at Glastonbury every year. He has been accredited with kick starting the queer performance scene in East London and recently presented his show, The East London Lecture about local gentrification. He is currently touring his project TRANS(former), a rock show based on the music from Lou Reed’s album, Transformer. He has his own performance pub, The Glory that opened December 2014.

JONNY WOO: DRAG QUEEN IN A COMA runs Friday, March 13  at 11:59 pm. The Laurie Beechman Theater (inside West Bank Cafe at 407 West 42nd Street -- at Ninth Avenue, accessible from the A,C,E,N,R,V,F,1,2,3 trains at 42nd Street). Tickets are $20 plus a $20 food/drink minimum. To purchase tickets, call 212-352-3101 or visit www.SpinCycleNYC.com.


SPINCYCLENYC.COM

February 23, 2015

GAVE ME A GIGGLE






HILARIOUS!

February 22, 2015

SNORT!

February 18, 2015

SKA IS PRETTY EDGY FOR CHURCH!

A SCREAM!

February 17, 2015

PHILIPINES HIRES 20 GAY, DANCING TRAFFIC WARDENS

February 15, 2015

TELL THE TALES!

Cenk Ugyur had a popular MSNBC show which was rivaling Anderson Cooper's ratings. Until MSNBC asked him to stop criticizing Obama or leave. He left, and now has his own show on youtube. We have to get the notion of peace off the TV. Peace is that dangerous a notion. And peace doesn't make any money. Cenk has a very interesting take on Obama's proposed was authorization.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

NOW YOU TRY THIS!

February 14, 2015

DREAMING OF SUMMER..

And making my famous watermelon preserves.

February 13, 2015

YOU KNOW YOU LOVE DICK!

TELL THE REAL TALES!

And don't forgot the 500,000 Iraqis who died over nothing. But if we don't care about when soldiers from our own country die over nothing but a lie, I guess we can't expect them to care about people in other countries. 
"If Americans utilized the outrage over American Sniper, the Brian Williams saga, and Kanye West rushing the stage at the Grammys, and aimed this vitriol at President Obama's request for a new war, we could possibly avert yet another colossal mistake. Sadly, our nation will spend a great deal of time focusing on the whether or not a movie makes us more warlike, while overlooking the impact of real wars. As of today, 6,845 Americans have died in Iraq and Afghanistan and over 900,000 Americans have been injured in both wars. Since we've sacrificed so much only to end up with even more chaos in the Middle East, Congress and the American people should say "No" to Obama's request for another war.
According to the Pentagon, more than half to two-thirds of Americans killed or wounded in combat in both Iraq and Afghanistan have been victims of IED explosions. As stated in The International Business Times, we've reached a "grim milestone" after two failed wars:
The United States has likely reached a grim but historic milestone in the war on terror: 1 million veterans injured from the fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan...
All that can be said with any certainty is that as of last December more than 900,000 service men and women had been treated at Department of Veterans Affairs hospitals and clinics since returning from war zones in Iraq and Afghanistan, and that the monthly rate of new patients to these facilities as of the end of 2012 was around 10,000. Beyond that, the picture gets murky. In March, VA abruptly stopped releasing statistics on non-fatal war casualties to the public."

MORE:   HUFFPO

FUN WITH VD DAY

For the past twenty years, I've received a Valentine's card with a steamy note inside from the same secret admirer. So, I was really upset when I didn't get one this year.
First my grandpa dies, now this?



By Bill Cosby:

Roses are red
Violets are blue 
Rophynol is cheap
So fuck all of this romantic valentine shit, I'm just going to rape you.


I FEEL YOUR PAIN!

February 12, 2015

IF YOU'RE GONNA GET READ...

Get read by the best! Bianca Del Rio!