TUESDAY: RARE FIRE ISLAND APPEARANCE!

"Totally unconvincing as a woman." Jared Leto

"I'd kill for those legs!" Oscar Pistorious

"It's time to start dressing and acting your age, Bunny!" Madonna

"I hope that was Vaseline on her teeth." Miss America

"Her 15 minutes are almost up." Psy

"Stop enabling this train-wreck!" Lindsay Lohan

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