THIS GUY NOT ONLY CUTS THE CHEESE!

He stabbed 4 friends for making fun of his farts! You've head of heart attacks? Well here's a fart attack. They really know how to party in Bristol, Connecticutt.

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IN OTHER BIZARRE CRIMES:

This nut not only stole a fur coat by concealing it in specially created underwear.

"Moreland was given a pat-down search and submitted to a metal detector test, and then put in a holding cell in her street clothes; standard operating procedure, Stehlik says. There were no female officers on duty at the time, so Moreland, who tips the scales at 270 pounds on a 5 feet 6 inch frame, dodged a more intimate search.




And there the 46-year-old Brooklyn Park woman sat for the holiday weekend, eating, sleeping and visiting the bathroom with the fur coat in her underpants.

On Monday morning, she was interviewed again, and still insisted she didn't know where the coat was. But when the detective told Moreland she'd have to go downtown to Minneapolis to face charges in Hennepin County Court, she came clean. Moreland hiked up her dress and whipped out the coat."

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