MELISSA TOTTEN AT CLUB 57 TONIGHT!

TONIGHT AT CLUB 57! Performance by UK Madonna impersonator Melissa Totten, who looks quite like McDonna and sounds exactly like her. She takes the mimicry so seriously that she blows every puerto rican guy in the club, smacks dj who plays Lady Gaga, and asks every black person if they are from Africa and if so, can they sell her any children. Christopher Ciccone will be on hand to introduce her.