VERY RARE MARIO MONTEZ APPEARANCE

WARHOL DRAG STAR MARIO MONTEZ, NOW 75, WILL SPEAK AT AT COLUMBIA
UNIVERSITY. SHE WILL ALSO PERFORM WITH CARMELITA TROPICANA ON EASTER
SUNDAY. BOTH EVENTS ARE FREE!



THE DAILY NEWS WROTE UP MARIO'S APPEARANCES AND HERE ARE 2 OF MY FAV EXCERPTS:

“Mario opened
up a space to be a Puerto Rican artist at a time
and a place wher...e people did not put those two words together very
often,” says Negrón-Muntaner, who is also an author and filmmaker.

“I learned my
acting basically from watching old movies,” says Montez.

Warhol gave him the
“superstar” status he bestowed on his protégés. But in spite of working
in many of his films, Montez never developed a close relationship with the
famously laconic artist.

“I was not
into drugs or pot, so they never invited me to these big things at The
Factory,” he says.

He didn’t get
much money from his “stardom,” either. “With Warhol, everyone
was forced to sign releases before you did anything,” he says. “We
were all naïve and we signed away.”

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AMANDA LEPORE: JUROR?

THE TRANSSEXUAL GLAMOURPUSS SHOWED UP AT THE COURTHOUSE RECENTLY TO SERVE DO HER CIVIC DUTY. VISIT D-LISTED TO CHECK OUT HER LOOK.

DAME EDNA: SINGLE LADIES

LIZA IS APPARENTLY COVERING THIS HIDEOUS SONG IN THE NEW SEX AND THE CITY MOVIE. LIZA OCCASIONALLY TRIES TO FUNKY TO DISASTROUS/HILARIOUS EFFECT. LIKE HER COVERS OF JOE TEX'S SOUL SLAMMER I GOTCHA AND MARY J BLIGE'S FAMILY AFFAIR. LIZA, YOU ARE MANY THINGS BUT SOULFUL AIN'T ONE OF 'EM!

NOT A VICTORY VOGUE AFTER A PUMMELING!

FROM THE RIKETS ROST (RICKETS ROAST?) IN NORWAY

AND THE COMPANION PIECE:

I PREFER THIS TO RIHANNA'S VERSION!

PAM ANN IN NYC 4/1-4/4

THE DEMENTED DIVA FROM AUSTRALIA IN A SHORT RUN AT CAROLINE'S COMEDY CLUB.



Pam Ann: Secrets of the Black Box
April 1st through 4th
Carolines on Broadway
1626 Broadway
New York, NY 10019

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RAPE THE EARTH

FOR SHORT-TERM POLITICAL GAIN:

But even as Mr. Obama curries favors with pro-drilling interests, he risks a backlash from some coastal governors, senators and environmental advocates, who say that the relatively small amounts of oil to be gained in the offshore areas are not worth the environmental risks.

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DOOFUSES IN THE HEADLINES

THE OKLAHOMA SENATE ATTEMPTED TO REPEAL A LAW PROTECTING GAYS AGAINST HATE CRIMES. INSTEAD, THE REPEALED ONE PROTECT HATE CRIMES AGAINST RELIGIOUS AND ETHNIC GROUPS! DUH!

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TO ESCAPE POLICE, AN OHIO MAN JUMPS A FENCE..INTO A PRISON!

MIAMIHERALD

CATHOLIC W/KIDS? TRY THIS NEW PRODUCT!

BEA ARTHUR AS SISTAH LOVE!

WITH ROCK HUDSON, MELBA MOORE AND MADAME??!?

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST

What do you get when a natural born freak and former beauty queen make a fairy tale?



BEAUTY AND THE BEAST by Mat Fraser & Julie Atlas Muz

ONE NIGHT ONLY! NEW YORK PREMIERE!

MONDAY, APRIL 19, 8 PM at Abrons Arts Center

466 Grand St at Pitt Street, Lower East Side, NYC

Tickets are available at ABRONSARTSCEnTER or by calling 212-352-3101.

$20/$50 VIP 18 and over

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THEN YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THIS FEATURE LENGTH FILM ON THE DELIGHTFUL DIRTY MARTINI. WITH HER SHOWSRTOPPING MOVES AND VA-VA-VA-VOOM FIGURE, SHE ALWAYS BRINGS THE HOUSE DOWN SO I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THAT THE FILM WILL BE FAB!

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CHLORIS LEACHMAN'S NEW SITCOM!

"EDITH HEAD GIVES GOOD GOWN."

WAYLAND FLOWERS AND MADAME FROM MADAME TAKES MANHATTAN:

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ROCKIT ANNIVERSARY THIS FRIDAY!

NEXT MAG PROFILED THE GANG FROM FORNABIOVOSS EVENTA WHICH PRODUCES ROCKIT FRIDAYS AND CLUB 57 ON SATURDAY NIGHTS. I LOVE ALL OF THESE FOOLS AND HERE'S THE UNEDITED INTERVIEW WHICH I FOUND QUITE AMUSING. AND THE ANNIVERSARY OF ROCKIT IS THIS FRIDAY!

NAME: Brandon Voss

AGE: Way younger than TonyRELATIONSHIP WITH ROCKIT and.../or FV EVENTS: I do all the work and get Tony drinks.

ORIGINALLY FROM: Florida

NEIGHBORHOOD OF RESIDENCE: Hells KitchenFUN FACT ABOUT YOU: I have a mild obsession with trannies and drag queens.

BIGGEST MISCONCEPTION ABOUT YOU: I sleep with trannies and drag queens.

How was nightlife changed for the gay community in the last year? More options and a continued migration North (ie: Hells Kitchen). New York was getting a reputation for a stagnant nightlife especially in the gay community. I like to think we are helping to change that.



Were you surprised when Rockit (and in turn Club 57) blew up like they did? A little, but I had a feeling New York was ready for something new. We put such an incredible amount of effort into these parties, it is good to know that it is noticed and appreciated.How has nightlife surprised you in the last year? I’m surprised that Shequida is still doing that damn Whitney Houston number and even more surprised that there is anyone left in the city that hasn’t already seen it twenty times.

What has been the most exciting part about Rockit and/or FV Events? Hearing all the positive feedback from people who literally thank us for providing such a fun place to go is very exciting for me. Having a diverse nightlife is especially important in New York since most of us live in shoeboxes. It’s a stressful place to live and Nightclubs provide a much needed place to socialize and relax with friends.

What has been the most surprising part about Rockit and/or FV Events? The number of times Lady Bunny has busted her foot dancing at Rockit and the fact that a broken foot doesn’t really stop her.

What do you attribute the success of your parties too? I think it’s a combination of timing, hard work, and the team we have put together. We all have such a blast working together and I think that shows in the success of our events. Tony is my business partner, but also one of my best friends. We put a tremendous amount of effort into our parties and pay attention to every detail from the performances to the lighting to the bus boys. We try to bring something new each week to keep the party fresh.What is the number one highlight from your last year? Hanging out with Kylie Minogue and Fergie at Club 57 on Halloween was pretty exciting. They literally stayed and partied with us all night and I am a HUGE Kylie fan. Finding Ke$ha passed out in the lounge after the club closed was a highlight for me as well.

What does the success of FV Events say about the gay community? I think it demonstrates that our community still needs places to party and blow off steam. It shows they appreciate a quality product.

What does year 2 hold for FV events? Lots more surprises. We have some of the biggest names yet scheduled to come perform at Club 57. This summer we will be offering a weekly party in Fire Island and have a several special Sunday events planned for various charities. Watch out for our first big gay pride event this year…

Tell us about the anniversary party? The anniversary party will be held at Rockit on Friday April 2nd. Rockit was mine and Tony’s first venture together so it seemed appropriate to hold the party there. We’ve put in an entirely new permanent light show upstairs and the evening will be hosted by Shequida and Epiphany. We’ve convinced the two of them to do a duet which was like moving mountains, but they finally agreed. We also brought in recording artist Danni D to perform her new single. She’s great, could be the next Britney Spears. There is also a cool video montage of Rockit, Key Klub and Club 57 over the past year. Plus lots of other surprises, but that’s all I can tell you for now.

When we look back on gay New York 20 years from know, how will FV events be remembered? Remembered? We will still be throwing parties, Shequida will still be performing that tired Whitney number, Bunny will still be dancing with a broken foot, Epiphany still won’t be able to sing and Tony will still be drunk.
Or (in case you don’t use my other answers the above may not make sense)
Remembered? We will still be throwing parties and Tony will still be drunk.
Anything else we should know? We are very thankful Ben Soloman at Next decided to put this story on the cover of the magazine!!!!


NAME: Lady Bunion

AGE: Fuck off!

RELATIONSHIP WITH ROCKIT and/or FV EVENTS: DJ/Clown

ORIGINALLY FROM: Wilmington, NC

NEIGHBORHOOD OF RESIDENCE: Greenwich Village

FUN FACT ABOUT YOU: I'm Every Woman. It's all in me.BIGGEST

MISCONCEPTION ABOUT YOU: That I like Shequida. How did you get involved with FV Events (not for Tony/Brandon) I have known Tony for over a decade. We have some mutual friends and we've even wound up eating Thanksgiving din-din together a few times. Brandon and I had never met--although curiously HX had an editor of the same name. Due to our sick sense of humor, Brandon and I hit it off immediately and both he and Tony have a rare combo of businesslike AND fun.




How was nightlife changed for the gay community in the last year? I miss the big clubs like the Roxy and Palladium. Grunge ushered in the lounge-y clubs which certainly appeal to many. But if I'm getting dolled up to see and be seen, I prefer a larger, pumping venue and Club 57 is bringing that back.


Where you surprised when Rockit (and in turn Club 57) blew up like they did? No. Unlike Epiphany, I'm accustomed to success.

How has nightlife surprised you in the last year? Brandon and Tony assured me before I started that the crowd at Rockit was gorgeous. I thought "Yeah, whatever. Just pay me!" But they were so right! The downstairs space I play in is cavernous and sexy so there is a hunky god popping up around every corner. Last Friday, I made this guy pose for profile and frontal pics because his nose was so exquisite that I'm just gonna take those pics to the plastic surgeon and say "Give me this look!"

What has been the most exciting part about Rockit and/or FV Events? Keo plays pop upstairs and in order to have a different feel to the downstairs room, I mix it up with everything from r&b to latin house to alternative rock like the Ting Tings. And I'm thrilled that people remember classic house from the Roxy/Sound Factory's heyday like Ultra Nate, Barbara Tucker and Masters At Work because that was when NYC house ruled the world. You can't spin Britney and Gaga every night!

What has been the most surprising part about Rockit and/or FV Events? Breaking my foot while trying to dance! I know, "break-dancing" at my age!

What do you attribute the success of your parties too? I am certainly not a mixmaster, so I try to focus on good song selection and pull out some forgotten classics to gag them all. And I love to interact with the crowd and feel out their musical tastes. And feel them up whenever possible!What is the number one highlight from your last year? I got to open for Kelis this past Saturday by squirting milk out of my boobs to the tune of her hit Milkshake. But to show how considerate I am I used soy milk. Waking up the morning after you've been clubbing has a variety of smells that go with it--cigarettes, booze breath, vomit and depending on how wild you get, crack, cum and blood. I didn't want to add soured milk to that already stank mix. Because when I wake up to the smell of soured milk, I always wonder if I've completely blacked out and screwed a pregnant woman again. Not cute! What does the success of FV Events say about the gay community? That despite the rotten economy, we are ready to party again! And Rockit's no cover and open bar ensure a line down the street every week.

Tell us about the anniversary party? Unfortunately, I'll be out of town! I'm sure this is deliberate sabotage.

What does year 2 hold for FV events? Large raises! (Hint! Hint!) When we look back on gay New York 20 years from know, how will FV events be remembered? Sexy and fun and well-run with a very inclusive vibe.


NAME: Epiphany

AGE: 18RELATIONSHIP WITH ROCKIT and/or FV EVENTS: Kitchen Slave

ORIGINALLY FROM: San Diego

NEIGHBORHOOD OF RESIDENCE: WilliamsburgFUN FACT ABOUT YOU: I can tap dance

BIGGEST MISCONCEPTION ABOUT YOU: That i care what you think.How did you get involved with FV Events (not for Tony/Brandon)? After sleeping with Tony and Brandon for years i decided they should start paying me.

How was nightlife changed for the gay community in the last year? It seems that the "recession" has improved gay nightlife and there has been a sudden rise in new young queens and freaks that the scene has needed badly.

Where you surprised when Rockit (and in turn Club 57) blew up like they did? No, the formula was perfect from the beginning. I am very picky who i work for and knew they were winners right away.How has nightlife surprised you in the last year? I love how so many mainstream artists like Ke$ha, Kelis, Fergie and Kylie Minogue come party at our clubs. It's like the nightlife I always heard about is back.What has been the most exciting part about Rockit and/or FV Events? Getting barebacked in the slings in the backroom by Lady Bunny.What has been the most surprising part about Rockit and/or FV Events? Learning that Brandon Voss is a female to male transexual.

What do you attribute the success of your parties too? Quality vs. Quantity

What is the number one highlight from your last year? Seeing Ke$ha's vagina.

What does the success of FV Events say about the gay community? That there is one again, thank god.

Tell us about the anniversary party? We have some secret's im not allowed to tell:)What does year 2 hold for FV events? More of what we do best, create the most fun atmosphere for the classy gays!

When we look back on gay New York 20 years from now, how will FV events beremembered? Like Studio 54, a moment in time when people could party with rockstars, queens, and celebrities, straight and gay all at the same time.Anything else we should know? The globe is warming.

NAME: Keo Nozari

RELATIONSHIP WITH ROCKIT and/or FV EVENTS: Mainfloor DJ @ Rockit; Resident "Triumph Room" DJ on alternating Saturdays at Club 57

ORIGINALLY FROM: Minneapolis

NEIGHBORHOOD OF RESIDENCE: Chelsea

FUN FACT ABOUT YOU: I'm also a Billboard Top 20 recording artist

BIGGEST MISCONCEPTION ABOUT YOU: That my last name is really Minogue, I only date go-go boys and that I take music requests

How did you get involved with FV Events (not for Tony/Brandon): I DJ'd a big New Years loft party for Brandon and his friends 5 years ago.

How was nightlife changed for the gay community in the last year? People are dressing-up again! The music is more fun! Flavored vodka now comes in Acai and Root Beer flavors!

Were you surprised when Rockit (and in turn Club 57) blew up like they did? No. I was worried that Lady Bunny was involved, but they had me!

How has nightlife surprised you in the last year? Lady Bunny still has work! She's something like the energizer bunny, she keeps going and going... In the end there will be cockroaches, Cher and Lady Bunny.

What has been the most exciting part about Rockit and/or FV Events? Seeing our go-go boy Vic get naked every week!

What has been the most surprising part about Rockit and/or FV Events? How much booze Tony, Brandon, Bunny, Logan and Shequida consume -- and that there's still some left for the costumers!

What do you attribute the success of your parties too? ME! And maybe Brandon and Tony. Definitely not Lady Bunny or Shequida. But also the camaraderie between all of us that work together—the fun we have working together shows itself in the life of the party.

What is the number one highlight from your last year? Seeing Rockit incredibly busy week after week and playing for such an appreciative, fun, drunk and damn sexy crowd!

What does the success of FV Events say about the gay community? They love to get deliciously drunk and down-and-dirty at chi-chi places?

What does year 2 hold for FV events? More booze for Bunny, Brandon and Tony. More love and money for me!

When we look back on gay New York 20 years from know, how will FV events be remembered? Remembered? They'll still be too drunk to remember a thing!

NAME: ShequidaAGE: Really?

RELATIONSHIP WITH ROCKIT and/or FV EVENTS: Performer/Host/Cleaning Lady
ORIGINALLY FROM: Jamaica (the Island not Queens)

NEIGHBORHOOD OF RESIDENCE: West Village (for real bitches, not Harlem)

FUN FACT ABOUT YOU: I like to drink

BIGGEST MISCONCEPTION ABOUT YOU: I drink alot

How did you get involved with FV Events They Begged me

How was nightlife changed for the gay community in the last year? It’s slowly getting back to being FABULOUS

Where you surprised when Rockit (and in turn Club 57) blew up like they did? No not at all. NYC was ready for it How has nightlife surprised you in the last year? No not really. I am so old I have seen it all before :-)

What has been the most exciting part about Rockit and/or FV Events? They serve booze

What has been the most surprising part about Rockit and/or FV Events? That I actually remember some of it

NAME: COREY CRAIG

AGE: 39

RELATIONSHIP WITH ROCKIT and/or FV EVENTS: DJ

ORIGINALLY FROM: OKC / DALLAS NEIGHBORHOOD OF RESIDENCE: North Chelsea

FUN FACT ABOUT YOU: Hates green vegetables

BIGGEST MISCONCEPTION ABOUT YOU: I am straight (not)

How did you get involved with FV Events (not for Tony/Brandon): Tony would come to Star Lounge or I would see him holding court at Cuda and one day he approached me about spinning.

How was nightlife changed for the gay community in the last year? Fewer choices (not always bad) and different neighborhoods are shaping up to be the hotspots.

Where you surprised when Rockit (and in turn Club 57) blew up like they did? No, from the minute I set foot into Rockit, I knew these boys were on to something and had very good venue taste

How has nightlife surprised you in the last year? I looked up one day and saw the next generation of club goers. It excited and challenged me to keep going farther.

What has been the most exciting part about Rockit and/or FV Events? I have to say Club 57 because I have always wanted a consistent dancefloor here at home and the Triumph room gives me that.

What has been the most surprising part about Rockit and/or FV Events? The diversity within the audience. FV seems to understand that with the right combination of people, parties succeed!

What do you attribute the success of your parties too? The music, the vibe, the attitude.

What is the number one highlight from your last year? The Black and White Ball with Deborah Cox which FV events put on with Josh Wood

What does the success of FV Events say about the gay community? NYC isn't fading out.... we still got it!


NAME:Tony Fornabaio

AGE: Old Enough

RELATIONSHIP WITH ROCKIT and/or FV EVENTS: The one that drinks the most Jager and Jack.

ORIGINALLY FROM: NYC

NEIGHBORHOOD OF RESIDENCE: West Village

FUN FACT ABOUT YOU: I still love to breakdance and love high top sneakers

BIGGEST MISCONCEPTION ABOUT YOU: That I’m younger then I am.

How was nightlife changed for the gay community in the last year? I think it has become a closer community among drag queens trannies and gay men etc. I have even noticed that most gay promoters are supporting each other’s parties unlike the years before where most were segregated.

Where you surprised when Rockit (and in turn Club 57) blew up like they did? I was pleasantly surprised about Rockit. When 57 was opening I knew it would be a success from the anticipation of people in need of a weekly Saturday night dance party.

How has nightlife surprised you in the last year? My biggest surprise is all the incredible support that everyone has given us and to each other. I feel it was the year of bonding for many people that are active club goers.

What has been the most exciting part about Rockit and/or FV Events? The most exciting part has been working with Brandon and all the family we have developed that works with us plus the fun we have promoting our parties.

What has been the most surprising part about Rockit and/or FV Events? The most surprising part is the way it took off and all the love we got doing it.

What do you attribute the success of your parties too? All the people that support us weekly and that they know we are always there and accessible. Also Lady Bunny’s big wigs!

What is the number one highlight from your last year? Halloween really stands out. Especially having Kylie and Fergie at Club 57.

What does the success of FV Events say about the gay community? That they were in need of an event that was stylish and complimentary of their life style. The gay community knows there are options in the city but when they find what works they support it all the way.

Tell us about the anniversary party? Well lots of performances that we normally don't have at Rockit. Video of the past year with great footage of all our friends that have supported us and continue to. It's a montage to them as they so deserve it.What does year 2 hold for FV events? Possibility of hosting a night in fire island and a few once a month parties on Sundays to support a few benefits and holidays. Plus we are working on new performances and new talent from dancers to singers and DJs.

When we look back on gay New York 20 years from know, how will FV events be remembered? I think FVevents will be remembered as a great time had by all in an atmosphere that welcomed everyone and that Brandon and Tony not only ran it but were friendly and always approachable. Anything else we should know? There are but for now we have to keep it hush until things are confirmed. :)
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SYLVESTER DOCUMENTARY TONIGHT!

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QUEEN LATIFAH MUST PLAY HER!

PEARL BAILEY IS LARGELY FORGOTTEN BUT AS YOU CAN SEE HERE, SO DELIGHTFUL!

SO SICK!

NEW ORLEANS, HERE I CUM!

CONDOMANIA HAS CONDUCTED A SURVEY TO DETERMINE WHICH CITIES/STATES HAVE THE BIGGEST WEINERS. NEW OLRLEANS I S #1 BUT NYC IS HOLDING IT'S OWN AT #3.



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TERRORIST BOOBY TRAP?

BREAST IMPLANTS ON MUSLIM SUICIDE BOMBERS CAN CONTAIN THE EXPLOSIVE PETN.

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WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BUSTY JANE IN NYC?

WE ALL KNOW THAT DRAG STAR JACKIE BEAT IS HYSTERICAL. BUT I HAD MY DOUBTS ABOUT ANYONE RE-TOOLING THE CLASSIC BETTE DAVIS/JOAN CRAWFORD THRILLER. UNTIL I SAW THIS CLIP!



NOW THE SHOW'S COMING TO NEW YORK AND IT IS NOT TO BE MISSED! ALSO FEATURING THE DIMINUTIVE DIVA SELENE LUNA!

GASP!

VIA Bianca Leigh on facebook: "I wanted to make a better life for me and Daniel, but I was poor and smelled like fried chicken." -The Anna Nicole Smith Story

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DAN CHOI READS HRC TO FILTH!

AN EXCERPT FROM A SCORCHING ARTICLE FROM QUEERTY.COM:

Dan Choi to HRC: You're Useless, You're Irrelevant, And You Can Go Fuck Yourselves



There are those already arguing that Choi, by handcuffing himself to the White House fence, turned himself into a punchline — and useless to the DADT repeal effort, because who can take seriously the guy who handcuffs himself to the White House. And that, as a still-enlisted service member, his behavior was reckless and disgraced the uniform he wears. But there's something so refreshing about seeing a determined man, who is personally affected by a discriminatory policy, mobilize at the very moment when HRC refuses. And it's not refreshing — it's courageous — to see this man do so while upholding his promise to serve his country and keep his fellow Americans safe. Because that is what this fight is about.

"Why now?," Choi asks rhetorically. "Because you get tired of talking. [Over the past two years] I've done 50 live interviews, a hundred other interviews, how much more talk am I expected to produce? When I heard Kathy Griffin was going to be a spokeswoman for Don't Ask, Don't Tell, I wondered about that. I have great respect for her as an advocate. But if [the Human Rights Campaign] thinks that having a rally at Freedom Plaza with a comedienne is the right approach, I have to wonder. Don't Ask, Don't Tell is not a joking matter to me. To be at Freedom Plaza and not at the White House or Congress? Who are they trying to influence?

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FREE SCREENING OF KLUTE 4/27

JANE FONDA AS AN EXQUISITE HOOKER IN THE 1971 FLICK WHICH MAY HAVE INVENTED THE SHAG. OR AT LEAST POPULARIZED IT.



INTRODUCED BY JOHN EPPERSON (AKA LYPSINKA).

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I CAN'T DO THIS WITH 2 LEGS!

CLAYWOMAN SIGHTING!

CLAYWOMAN (AKA LILY OF THE VALLEY AKA MIChAEL CAVADIAS) MAKES A RARE APPEARANCE TONIGHT WITH THE VERY FUNNY DAVE HILL.

The Dave Hill Explosion/TONIGHT Thurs. March 25/9:30pm/UCB Theatre (307 West 26th St. at 8th Ave.)/$5/With extra special guests Chris March, Claywoman, Phil, and more! Attention People of New York City: Hello. This is your man Dave Hill writing to remind you one last time that TONIGHT, which is to say Thursday, March 25 at 9:30pm at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre over there in Chelsea, I am once again doing the impossible (for most people except for me) in the form of my world-renowned, critically-acclaimed, and seriously great in general nightclub act the Dave Hill Explosion, the show critics are already calling “about an hour long” and “in a basement.” I can’t really go into too much more detail right now because the doctors are about to take off all the bandages now and I am pretty excited to see the new me. Anyway, I really hope you can make it tonight. My guests will be the lovely and talented Chris March from “Project Runway” and other stuff and also the mysterious and belligerent Claywoman. Plus, the bearded and creepy Phil will be there along with the non-bearded yet still creepy in his own way Carl Arnheiter. Martha Wainwright had to cancel because I didn’t like the outfit she was planning on wearing on the show. Sorry about that. Rules are rules.

Anyway, you can get tickets right here please: UCB

BUNION ON NPR TONIGHT!

I WAS INTERVIEWED FOR NPR'S MARKETPLACE ABOUT THE RESURGENCE OF 90'S MUSIC IN NY'S HOTTEST CLUBS. IT BROADCASTS TONIGHT AT 6:30-7:30 EST BUT MY SEGMENT IS TOWARDS THE END OF THE SEGMENT. CHECK IT OUT!

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WELL I'M NOT!

FROM RANDI RHODES' BLOG

Poll-ar Opposites

Today is a story of two polls—two polls that illustrate the two opposite poles occupied by the political parties. On the sane side of the spectrum, the first poll after the signing of healthcare reform shows that Americans think the passage of the reform bill is a good thing. Jim DeMint had predicted that healthcare reform was going to be Barack Obama’s Waterloo. If this is President Obama’s Waterloo, it’s in the sense of the song “Waterloo” by ABBA—it’s a big hit. A Gallup/USA Today poll shows 49 percent think the passage of the reform bill is “a good thing,” while only 40 percent think it’s a bad thing. Interestingly, not a single person responded to the poll about the health insurance reform bill by yelling “It’s a baby killer!”

Which brings us to the opposite pole, and a poll with some disturbing numbers. A new Harris poll shows just how crazy Republicans are. Even worse, it shows how crazy Republicans are willing to admit they are! Here’s just a sample of the insanity: 57 percent of Republicans think that Barack Obama is a Muslim. 67 percent of Republicans think he’s a socialist. Remember, you’re not dealing with the sharpest knives in the drawer here. Sure, 67 percent of Republicans think Obama is a socialist. But I bet almost that many would say yes if you asked them if Obama was a socialite. 38 percent say Obama is doing many of the things that Hitler did. The thing that Hitler did most effectively was to energize the ignorant racists in his country, and this poll shows that Obama is certainly doing that.

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SORE LOSERS OR PSYCHOS?

Rightwingers are so angry over the passage of health care reform that they are threatening to cut the gas lines of democrats who voted for the bill and even ASSASSINATE THEIR CHILDREN? And mainstream republicans are barely distancing themselves from these comments?

FroM FEMINISTE.COM:

“None of this is about healthcare at all. It’s about extending a basic fundamental right to people who are less powerful.”

The GOP certainly isn’t responsible for the actions of every single
individual who votes for a Republican, or every hate-radio commentator.
But they are certainly responsible for sowing the seeds of hatred and
resentment, and for picking traditionally marginalized groups as their
scapegoats — immigrants, people of color, women, gays and lesbians.
They are certainly also guilty of using violent, heated rhetoric to get
their point across, whether they’re calling health care legislation
“Marxist” and invoking Lenin or suggesting that we put the Speaker of the House in the “firing line” or screaming out “baby-killer” in the middle of a Congressional debate.
They embrace and even pander to the most far-right elements of their
constituency, and they set a tone which enables and even promotes the
kind of disgusting, inhuman behavior that the Tea Partiers exhibit.



And we aren’t just talking about right-wingers calling openly gay
congressman Barney Frank a faggot or civil rights leader turned
congressman John Lewis a nigger (although they did do that). We’re
talking about crowds who yell at a black congressman, “Kill the bill, then the n-word.”
We aren’t just talking about people who vandalize congressional offices
(although they did do that). We’re talking about people who threaten to
assassinate (their word) the children of congresswomen who voted “yes” on the bill. We aren’t just talking about people who leave anti-Semitic notes with swastikas on them
at the offices of Jewish congressmen (although they did do that).

We’re
talking about organizers who will publicize the names and addresses of
the family members of congressmen and encourage followers to “drop by”
— followers who may then cut the gas line to the family’s home.
We’re talking about a major political party that does nothing to
deter that kind of behavior, and instead quietly encourages it.
Part of the problem is media coverage. The kind of ugliness that the
GOP and the Teabaggers exhibit isn’t as well-covered as it should be in
the mainstream media, I suspect in part because of fears of being
branded excessively liberal and unfair. Part of the traditional
American media conceit is a veneer of impartiality — you get a quote
from one “side” and a quote from the other “side,” and you’re fair and
balanced. The problem, though, is that kind of reporting can lend
credence to totally unfounded and out-there viewpoints — the people who
think global warming doesn’t exist are about as credible as people who
think the sun revolves around the earth, but they’re given equal time
and say in mainstream media outlets, giving their totally marginal and
flat-out factually incorrect viewpoints much more weight than they
deserve.

The same thing happened with abortion in the health care bill
— Republicans and conservative Democrats spouted nonsense about how it
was going to be an abortion free-for-all, and the media reported that
view with the same weight as everyone else saying “No it’s not.” At no
point did most media outlets simply say, “We’ve looked into this and
these guys are either wrong or lying or both.” It’s enabled the
Republican party to premise entire political arguments and platforms on
lies, from Iraq to abortion to marriage equality to economic policy.

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NOT TO GLOAT BUT...

BILL MAHER'S NEW RULE

MEXICO SHITTY

LOVE THIS TITLE!

"The most surprising production of the year" could go both ways!

ADORA IS DJING NOW!

AT TWIST, MY FAV SOBE CLUB!


http://www.miaminewtimes.com/2010-03-25/music/drag-legend-adora-takes-to-twist-s-turntables/

MIAMINEWTIMES

MICHAEL MOORE ON HEALTH CARE VICTORY

MICHAEL WILL APPEAR ON CNN'S LARRY KING TONIGHT TO DISCUSS THE VICTORY.

The Great Thing About the Health Care Law That Has Passed? It Will Save Republican Lives, Too (An Open Letter to Republicans from Michael Moore)

Monday, March 22nd, 2010

To My Fellow Citizens, the Republicans:

Thanks to last night's vote, that child of yours who has had asthma since birth will now be covered after suffering for her first nine years as an American child with a pre-existing condition.

Thanks to last night's vote, that 23-year-old of yours who will be hit one day by a drunk driver and spend six months recovering in the hospital will now not go bankrupt because you will be able to keep him on your insurance policy.

Thanks to last night's vote, after your cancer returns for the third time -- racking up another $200,000 in costs to keep you alive -- your insurance company will have to commit a criminal act if they even think of dropping you from their rolls.

Yes, my Republican friends, even though you have opposed this health care bill, we've made sure it is going to cover you, too, in your time of need. I know you're upset right now. I know you probably think that if you did get wiped out by an illness, or thrown out of your home because of a medical bankruptcy, that you would somehow pull yourself up by your bootstraps and survive. I know that's a comforting story to tell yourself, and if John Wayne were still alive I'm sure he could make that into a movie for you.

But the reality is that these health insurance companies have only one mission: To take as much money from you as they can -- and then work like demons to deny you whatever coverage and help they can should you get sick.

So, when you find yourself suddenly broadsided by a life-threatening illness someday, perhaps you'll thank those pinko-socialist, Canadian-loving Democrats and independents for what they did Sunday evening.

If it's any consolation, the thieves who run the health insurance companies will still get to deny coverage to adults with pre-existing conditions for the next four years. They'll also get to cap an individual's annual health care reimbursements for the next four years. And if they break the pre-existing ban that was passed last night, they'll only be fined $100 a day! And, the best part? The law will require all citizens who aren't poor or old to write a check to a private insurance company. It's truly a banner day for these corporations.

So don't feel too bad. We're a long way from universal health care. Over 15 million Americans will still be uncovered -- and that means about 15,000 will still lose their lives each year because they won't be able to afford to see a doctor or get an operation. But another 30,000 will live. I hope that's ok with you.

If you don't mind, we're now going to get busy trying to improve upon this bill so that all Americans are covered and so the grubby health insurance companies will be put out of business -- because when it comes to helping the sick, no one should ever be allowed to ask the question, "How much money can we save by making this poor bastard suffer?"

Please, my Republican friends, if you can, take a quiet moment away from your AM radio and cable news network this morning and be happy for your country. We're doing better. And we're doing it for you, too.


P.S. I'll have more to say on this tonight, live on CNN, at 9pm ET. I'll be talking with Larry King about the health care bill and where we go from here, considering we still don't have universal health care.

CUCKOO!

GREEN CRACK SOLD FOR ST. PATRICK'S DAY!

HA HA HA HA!



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A HOT MESS!

"LADIES" WHO LUNCH

KOOKY TRAILER

PACO RABANNE 1969!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Just like we needed this warmer weather after a long, recession-riddled winter, we NEEDED this health care to pass just to assure us that we might be getting this country back on track. Is the bill great in terms of how far I'd like to see health care reform go? No way. But after two terms of Bush souring my outlook, I... am happy to finally take even a baby step in the right direction.

Does that mean that we can stop harassing our elected officials in both parties to place our needs before those of the lobbyists who regularly pay them off? Of course not. But hopefully this win for the democrats will embolden them to pursue more sweeping reforms like campaign finance.

The first female speaker of the House is widely credited with making this happen. A man of color in the White House will sign it into law. To me, it feels like a step towards enlightenment with a much-needed change of scenery. Republican Boehner claimed at the 11th hour that the bill's passage would lead to Armageddon, because his party was unable to play on our fears as successfully as they have been in the past. Since not one republican voted for the reform of an obviously broken insurance system, republicans will hopefully be revealed as what they are: good old boys (and girls) who want to obstruct this nation's progress.

I just signed this petition asking the Senate to keep the momentum going. Please check it out if you feel the same way.

SIGN: MOVEON.ORG

MNNIE PEARL AND LIBERACE!

SO ADORABLE!

HAIRSPRAY OVERDOSE!

A COMEBACK AT AGE 83!

WISE WORDS!

THE PLOT SICKENS

TIGER IS KINKY!

Early in the message thread, the sender tells James, "I want to be deep inside you." Later, he explains that he wants to "put my c--k in your a-- and then shove it down your throat" and "hold you down while I choke you." He says he will "slap your face and pull your hair for making noise." He also informs James that "you are my f--king wh--e."

MORE: HUFFPO

SALON'S TAKE ON GAGA'S TELEPHONE

SALON ANALYZES THE GAGA/BEYONCE VIDEO AS A CRY FOR HEALTH CARE REFORM. HEY! ANYTHING TO GET THEM TALKING ABOUT THE ISSUE!




READ: SALON.COM

OBVIOUSLY, THE VIDEO'S SUCH A HIT THAT THE GREATEST MINDS IN THE WORLD ARE CURIOUS. HERE, THE UK GUARDIAN DISSECTS THE VIDEO'S AMPLE USE OF PRODUCT PLACEMENT/ READ: GUARDIAN

UH OH! BETTY BUTTERFIELD HAS A NEW CHARACTER!

LIZA TALK!

LOST BRADY BUNCH EPISODE!

TIME CAPSULE

I DON'T REMEMBER JEAN-PAUL GAUTHIER AS A RECORDING ARTIST!

THE UN-GAY

DON'T ASK, JUST WATCH!

SFGATE.COM

STEPHANIE MILLER ON THE ED SHOW

NEED ANOTHER REASON TH HATE WALMART?

A WALMART EMPLOYEE ANNOUNCES OVER THE SYSTEM "ALL BLACK PEOPLE LEAVE THE STORE." INSANE FOR 2010 BUT AS MY FRIEND ELAINE LANCASTER POINTED OUT, IF A LISPING VOICE CAME ON AND SAID "ALL GAYS LEAVE" THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN LAUGHTER FROM EVERY RACE.

PHILLY.COM

ST. PADDY'S DAY NOTE FROM MICHAEL MOORE

AN EXCERPT FROM The Green They Steal, The Greed They Wear...a St. Patrick's Day lament by Michael Moore



Within days, the House of Representatives will vote to pass the Senate health care "reform" bill. This bill is a joke. It has NOTHING to do with "health care reform." It has EVERYTHING to do with lining the pockets of the health insurance industry. It forces, by law, every American who isn't old or destitute to buy health insurance if their boss doesn't provide it. What company wouldn't love the government forcing the public to buy that company's product?! Imagine a bill that ordered every citizen to buy the extended warranty on all their appliances? Imagine a law that made it illegal not to own an iPhone? Or how 'bout I get a law passed that makes it compulsory for every American to go see my next movie? Woo-hoo! Who wouldn't love a sweet set-up like this windfall?

Well, the insurance companies -- get this -- don't like the Democrats' bill! That alone should be reason enough to vote for it.

Now, you would think these thieves would love this bill -- but they are actually fighting it. Why? Because it doesn't give them ONE HUNDRED PERCENT of the what they want. It only gives them... 90%! YOU SEE, pure greed demands all or nothing.

The insurance industry hates this bill because it puts a few minor restrictions on them. Six months after its passage they won't be able to deny children coverage if they have a pre-existing condition. How awful! Government interference! SOCIALISM!

But, hey, they'll still be able to deny these children's parents coverage until 2014! So if a parent gets sick and dies in the next four years, I'm sure someone will step in and raise these already-insured orphans.

And how big will the fines be if the insurance companies do deny someone coverage for having a pre-existing condition? Are you sitting down? A hundred dollars a day! That's it! So if you're the insurance company, and Judy is a customer of yours, and Judy needs an operation that will cost $100,000, what do you do? You take the fine! Let's say Judy lives another year after you've sentenced her to death, your $100-a-day fine will only cost you $36,500! That's a savings of $63,500! And trust me, my friends, that's EXACTLY what's going to happen.

There are some good things in this bill. Parents will be able to keep their children on their policy until the kids turn 26. A few things like that. So, yes, pass that.

But don't insult me and 300 million Americans by calling this "health care reform." At least you've stopped calling it "universal health care." We will not have universal health care or anything close to it. I wish the president and the Democratic leadership would just stand up and say, "We're sorry, America. We didn't get the job done you sent us here to do. We're weak and scared and unable to communicate the simplest of messages to the American people. Therefore, our bill will guarantee that 12 million of you will still have NO health insurance. And that's because we have decided to leave the greedy, private insurance industry in charge of our system. Forgive us for this and for continuing to allow profit to be the determining factor as to whether a patient gets the help she or he needs."

Please, Democrats -- just say that -- then pass this poor excuse of a bill. Pass it because, if President Obama takes a fall on this one, I don't know if he'll be able to get back up. And then NOTHING will get done. We can't have that. (And thank you Dennis Kucinich for hanging in there right up to the end.)

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PORN YOU WISH YOU'D NEVER SEEN!

FROM REAVIS EITEL: THE PRUNE JUICE BROTHERS! An older gal is constipated and needs prune juice badly. So badly that she's willing to get the shit fucked out of her!

WATCH: THE PRUNE JUICE BROTHERS

10 ANTI-GAY GAYS!

METHINKS THESE LADIES DOST PROTEST TOO MUCH!

List of Top 10 Anti-Gay Activists Caught Being Gay on Ranker

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FROM SWEETIE

This Friday night is my last performance in WHEN JOEY MARRIED BOBBY.COM. Sweetie's filling in for me and here's a note from the busy gal:



3 Weeks ONLY!- Sweetie steps into Lady Bunny's legendary pumps for a limited run in "When Joey Married Bobby" at The Roy Arias Theater. I portray the wife of a powerful Southern Baptist preacher in this hysterically funny and often times touching story of love, lunacy and understanding.
Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays from March 20 until April 4th
go to WHENJOEYMARRIEDBOBBY.COM for tickets and information.



ONE NIGHT ONLY- After an amazing debut last month at The Bowery Poetry Club, SHIM MAMSIR PRODUCTIONS delivers the 2nd of their 6 part staged reading series WEDNESDAY MARCH 31 with much anticipation. a virtual solar system of NYC's brightest drag stars go thespian, delivering interpretations of plays, films, television movies of the week, sitcoms and after school specials. The audience NEVER knows what they are seeing until the curtain goes up! Company members Sweetie, Mimi Imfurst, Bianca DelRio, Bianca Leigh, Lavinia Co-Op and Dallas Dubois are joined this time by heavy hitter Guest Artists Peppermint, Jesse Volt, Miss Ginger and Ms Barbra Herr!
This months reading pays homage to the bad girls. Think Aileen Wornos, Amy Fisher and Squeaky Fromme! It's caged heat ready to explode with wanton girl on girl action in a symphony of foul mouths and foul moods!!!
go to www.ShimMamsir.com for tickets and information

FROM SHIM MAMSIR'S LAST ONE-OFF PRODUCTION:

WORLD'S SHORTEST MAN DIES

WATCH VIDEO OF PING PING: SFGATE.COM

HA!

“I might as well be gay. And not just because I love rhinestones and Barbara Streisand. But because I'm a sensitive person who is supportive of gay people the same way I'm sensitive to grossly obese people and ugly people.”

Richard Simmons

YOU DON'T NEED GREEN BEER TO MAKE YOU PUKE!

15,000 IRISH KIDS ABUSED AND COUNTING!

FROM AP: Three Irish government-ordered investigations — into the Dublin
Archdiocese, the southeast Irish diocese of Ferns, and a defunct
network of Catholic workhouse-style schools for poor children — have
documented a shocking catalog of child abuse and church cover-ups from
the 1930s to 1990s involving more than 15,000 children.

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PUT HER ON SNL!

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY, EVERYBODY!

This holiday means a lot to me because I'm part Irish. And that part is my rotted, booze-soaked LIVER! Which you couldn't even get one real on the brazilian black market for!



Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up.

Michael O'Conner looks around and asks, "Oh, me boys, someone has to tell Paddy's wife. Who will it be?"

They draw straws. Paul Gallagher picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.

"Discreet??? I'm the most discreet Irishman you'll ever meet. Discretion is me middle name. Leave it to me."

Gallagher goes over to Murphy's house and knocks on the door. Mrs. Murphy answers, and asks what he wants.

Gallagher declares, "Your husband just lost $500, and is afraid to come home."

"Tell him to drop dead!", says Murphy's wife.

"I'll go tell him." says Gallagher.

SO TOUCHING!

FILMED IN AN EMPTY AUDITORIUM!

JEEZ, LOUISE!

Tiger Woods' wife Elin is rumored to be "sick" over the fact that 2 of Tiger's many mistresses were pornstars/hookers.

WELL SHE MIGHT BE LITERALLY SICK BECAUSE IT'S ALSO RUMORED THAT TIGER DIDN'T USE CONDOMS. Several of his conquests claim he impregnated them.

HELLO! Stupid straights! Do you think you can't get AIDS be...cause you're not gay? I am always confused by these Maury Povich-type shows where women are claiming they don't know who fathered their child. WELL IF YOU CAN GET PREGNANT YOU CAN GET AIDS! AND YOU CAN ALSO GIVE IT TO YOUR BABY! I mean, how stupid do you have to be to not know that condoms are to be used with strangers or anybody who MIGHT be screwing around on you because your life is at stake? Trust no one cuz you only have one life.



And is Tiger too dumb to know that hookers are the MOST likely to have diseases? If they use unsafe sex with you then they use it with others and they have sex for a living which means very often. And is Tiger too dumb to know not to fool around on this goddess? I know that marriage changes things and guys sometimes want to screw a woman after she's borne their kids, but HOW DO YOU TOP THIS FOX? Without a condom with other womens' juices on your meat, in Tiger's case. Here's his STUNNING wife Elin with her twin sister. Admittedly, this pic is old. But none of those hoes come anywhere near Elin's majesty.

THEY'D BETTER HURRY UP!

FROM BROADWAYWORLD.COM:

A slew of celebrities are joining forces to demand that legendary actress Carol Channing be selected for the 2010 Kennedy Center Honors. Among those voicing their support for the nomination are Lily Tomlin, Chita Rivera, Phyllis Diller, Lucie Arnaz, Buzz Aldrin, Kate Linder, Tommy Tune, Loni Anderson, Alison Arngrim, Tippi Hedren and Sen Feinstein. Arnaz and Tomlin's impassioned pleas for Channing's nomination can be read below.



NOT LONI ANDERSON COMING OUT TO BAT FOR YOU! AND HOW APPROPRIATE SINCE CAROL FOR THE OBAMA'S TO HONOR ANOTHER AFRICAN AMERICAN! (She revealed in her last book that she was part black!)

BROADWAYWORLD

PROOF THAT THERE IS WEED IN CHINA!

I HATE TO ADMIT IT BUT I LOVE THIS SONG AND WAS SORRY IT WASN'T A HIT! IT'S PURE DISCO!

I'M FALLING OFF MY LOUBOUTINS!

I think J-LO looks incredible as usual. And I hope she's wearing Louboutins after she got dropped from her label for that horribly repetitive song I'M THROWING ON MY LOUBOUTINS for which I'm sure she got paid by the company. I didn't know that Louboutins were popular enough to mention. I guess Manolos stopped being the prestige s...hoe after Sex And The City. The crazy thing is you can't really tell in the song whether she's saying Louboutins or mispronouncing Louis Vuittons! Maybe she got paid by both companies!

LOOK OUT GAGA AND BEYONCE!

SHERRY VINE AND JOEY ARIAS ARE COMING FOR YOU. ARE ARE THEY COMING FOR THE GURLS?

MICHAEL MOORE ON BANK BAIL-OUTS

IF YOU FIND BANK BAIL-OUTS DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND AS I DO, MICHAEL MOORE BREAKS IT DOWN FOR A DUMMY LIKE ME. VERY ILLUMINATING!

WATCH: MSNBC

SO OFF!

FROM ESTER GOLDBERG ON FB

"James Brown's daughter claims his body is missing from his South Carolina crypt. So if you see a withered black male body covered in flashy clothing and gold chains that's NOT Flavor Flav . . . call the authorities ASAP."

KATHY REJOINS SISTER SLEDGE!

WITH DJ BILL COLEMAN.

80'S FUNK MASTERPIECE!

FOX BLASTS GAGA'S NEW VIDEO

One of the first lines you hear is an inmate saying "Bitch! You're gonna swim out of here in your own blood." That is pretty hardcore for kids. Of course the lesbian stuff doesn't bother me but parents have to decide that for themselves. But this is less violent than action films and video games kids are surrounded with. I guess gay content is worse than violence to some.

But the real point is that we are talking about it because there's a controversial video. It's a bland song without the visuals. And Beyonce, PLEASE take that 1 year break you've been promising.

PAY TO WATCH HER EAT ONLINE!

AS THIS NJ GAL ATTEMPTS TO BECOME THE WORLD'S FATTEST WOMAN!

MORE: NYPOST

THIS IS THE BREAST CHEESE I EVER TASTED!

FROM THE NY POST



This Chelsea restaurant has gone from brasserie to brassiere.

Chef Daniel Angerer is letting diners at Klee Brasserie munch on cheese made from his wife's breast milk.

"It tastes like cow's-milk cheese, kind of sweet," he told The Post.

The flavor depends on what the cheese is served with -- Angerer recommends a Riesling -- and "what the mother eats," said Angerer, who once bested Bobby Flay on TV's "Iron Chef."

Breast milk doesn't curdle well due to its low protein content, so a little moo juice Chef Daniel Angerer, with daughter Arabella, 10 weeks, has concocted a cheese dish (inset, below) made from wife Lori's (right) breast milk.

BREAST-AURANT: Chef Daniel Angerer, with daughter Arabella, 10 weeks, has concocted a cheese dish (inset, below) made from wife Lori's (right) breast milk.

After blogging about his efforts with the human cheese, customers started demanding a sample, he said.

"The phone was ringing off the hook," the chef said. "So I prepared a little canapé of breast-milk cheese with figs and Hungarian pepper."

Read more: NYPOST

AND WHILE WE"RE ON THE SUBJECT, CHECK OUT THIS GORGEOUS SITE WHICH FEATURES BREAST/LAZER ART LIKE THIS:



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DONNA SUMMER: SPRING AFFAIR

NOT STEEL FAGNOLIAS!

I kept waiting for a punchline but I guess it's just the title. And Dolly looks like Eileen Heckart! Darryl Hannah's hairdresser must be shot.

THE YODEL QUEEN!

OOH, MAMIE!

MAMIE VAN DOREN IS ON FACEBOOK AND I MUST SAY THAT I LOVE CHATTING WITH HER. AND THIS PIC IS FROM A SET OF TWO (NO PUN INTENDED) CALLED MARCH MADNESS! BOING!

FENELLA FIELDING!

MY MILKSHAKE!

Lady Bunny I 'opened" for Kelis at CLub 57 last night. I came out to the tune of her insane hit Milkshake and squirted the audience with enema bottles hidden in my boobs. And here's to let you know how truly considerate I am.

I USED SOY MILK! I mean, after a night of clubbing there are many foul odors from cigarettes to booze bre...ath to vomit and c#m and on a really good night, crack and even blood. I just didn't want the audience members to add sour milk to that rotten mix of smells the morning after. Or they might think they'd blacked out and screwed a pregnant woman again! Don't you just hate waking to that feeling?

Anyhoo, I liked Kelis's new dance hit Parallel lines. She is super-sweet and has a killer body!

ERNESTINE MEETS CHER

I FORGOT THAT ERNESTINE ORIGINATED THE SNORT!

SHE STOLE MY ACT!

AMANDA LEAR'S 1ST TV AD! WOW!

MEET THE PAMELA ANDERSON OF ISRAEL!

ORIT FUX AKA THE BBQ BLONDE:

SEASONAL BUT RETARDED!

HUGGING CANCER AWAY

TWO LONDON MEN HUG TO RAISE $ FOR CANCER AND HERE ARE 2 OF THE HILARIOUS COMMENTS FROM HUFFPO:

The BBC article (like every article I read online lately) is missing so many important pieces of information:


1) Most importantly, how did them hugging raise money? Did people
commit money if they were able to complete the feat? Maybe, but ...the
article doesn't specify . . .

2) How did they pee? Did they not drink ahead of time? Did they pee on
themselves (each other)? Were they allowed to hobble to a loo while
remaining embraced? Were they connected to a catheter?

3) As a follow-up to number 2 (pun intended), how did they make boom
boom if needed? Would they make in their pants? Were they again allowed
to hobble to the loo while one made his business on the commode, the
other still grasping him in embrace? Were they connected to colostomy
bags?



I was wondering what Beck and Massa did after the interview.


HUFFPO

INSANE!

IF THE GOLDEN GIRLS WERE WU-TANG CLAN

PLEASE DON'T FORGET TO SCROLL DOWN AND WATCH OLD DIRTY BASTARD PICK UP A WELFARE CHECK IN A LIMO!



MORE: UPROXX

OUCH!

BIANCA DEL RIO'S MINUTE OF HATE

JANET JACKSON PRODUCES TRANSSEXUAL DOC

MAYBE SHE MISSES HER BROTHER/SISTER MICHAEL, WHO I BELIEVE HAD GENDER DYSPHORIA.

WATCH THE TRAILER FOR BEING T HERE.

NOT SO HAPPILY EVER AFTER...

THE REAL ENDINGS OF FAIRY TALES WE GREW UP ON:

CINDERELLA




SNOW WHITE




LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD




SLEEPING BEAUTY





JASMINE FROM ALADDIN




BEAUTY AND THE BEAST




THE LITTLE MERMAID


THE REAL ENDINGS TO YOUR FAVORITE FAIRY TALES.

CLUBBING CAN BE A DRAG!

This past week, a popular scene queen was denied entry to a bar which shall remain nameless. Skyla Versai was informed by the doorman that this was a mens’ night and her kind was unwelcome. In fairness, the club also operates a weekly tranny night where I assume the dragoons would be admitted. But drag queens being turned away from gay bars is nothing new. Although we’ll be the very first ones to call on for a free show at an AIDS benefit, sometimes we’re not good enough to party with our more masculine gay brethren.


Leather bars nationwide have a reputation for banning gurls. Club veteran Linda Simpson recently turned away from a club for not wearing leather. She was like "Hello! My ancient, ashy skin doesn't qualify?" In fact, I recall Rawhide frowning on men not in drag if they wore cologne or sandals! I wonder where this comes from? While I fully understand that certain cruising scenes thrive on a no-frills, butch atmosphere, if you’re really confident that you’re a big he-man overflowing with testosterone, why should it matter if a feather boa swishes by you?


I have a theory. Face it, from homo-thugs to personals ads seeking straight-acting hook-ups--how straght can you act sucking a cock?--for many gay men the cruising experience involves hiding any effeminate tendencies they might have to flick back an imaginary Beyonce weave or lip-synch wildly recreating every move to Lady Gaga’s latest video. Because you’ll be less likely to snatch any trade that night if you do. So imagine you’re a burly leather daddy who prepared for the evening anally trimming your handlebar moustache and pouring yourself into chaps—ironically, while playing the tunes of some female icon like Judy Garland, Donna Summer or Madonna. Then you saunter into your local cruise bar with a cap shading your eyes and a couple of prospective tricks run their hands run down their suspenders to their crotches in anticipation as an industrial, manly house track pumps in the background.

Then Rupaul swishes in and you lose it. You flit over to her and a string of pearls flies out of your mouth. “I love you on Drag Race! Fabulous, girl!” Now that everyone’s seen you lisping excitedly, they may agree with you about RuPaul, but they no longer want to sleep with you since you’ve revealed the real you. Self-hatred, anyone?

This issue goes so far beyond drag queens. One bear was prompted by the news of Skyla to complain (paraphrasing) “At least you drag queens get in everywhere else and are even handed drink tickets! Bears often can’t even get into clubs.” (This made me giggle a little since at my current weight if I simply stopped shaving, I’d qualify as a bear!) Leather bars discriminate against drag queens and twinks. All kinds of gay clubs discriminate against women. Trendy watering holes have dress codes which might prevent a slob's entrance.

I travel to perform in smaller cities a lot and it’s always refreshing to visit a place where there is only one bar in town. Everyone from twink to bull-dyke to fag hag is forced to mingle. But in NYC, there are enough gays to segregate into different scenes. If it’s a private club where only black guys holding 10-inch pipes want to congregate with each other, I won’t hold it against them. (Although I wish they would hold it against me!) But gays are already a minority. Can we ever advance mutual goals of a gay agenda if we can’t even party together in our public spaces? And before I hear anything else about drags being turned away from a gay bar, don’t forget that it was us, not you butch queens, who were man enough to throw that first brick at Stonewall which launched the gay rights movement that enables you to be openly gay in the first damn place! And then you turn your hairy backs on us? I don’t think so, mary!