SO PRETTY!

A DOLLY SONG I'D NEVER HEARD BEFORE:

POSSIBLY THE DUMBEST VIDEO EVER!

SO SWEET!

WANDA SYKES AND THE RACIST DOLPHIN

I am not the biggest fan of most stand-up, but Wanda's delivery and persona are so entertaining that I could listen to her her talk shit about almost anything and laugh. What a completely insane thought pattern she has!

WORK THAT BODY!

YOU MAY NOT SEE TAANA GARDNER, BUT I MIGHT PLAY HER AT SPLASH'S FREE TEA, SUNDAY NIGHT SFROM 7-11. NO COVER!

CLORIS LEACHMAN'S NEW AUTOBIOGRAPHY

Doesn't she look sensational for 82 years old? In her new tell-all, she spills the beans on her juicy trysts with some famous leading men. Gene Hackman and Ed Asner may not have exactly been Hollywood's studliest leading men, but still. I've worshipped Cloris since she THE MARY TYLER MOORE SHOW and I'm sure this would make a great read.



MORE: NYPOST

THE MARY TYLER MOORE GALS IN THEIR HEYDAY!

RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE ON TALK SOUP

I haven't really been keeping up with the show, but this clip is pretty twisted! "You're a fierce bitch, man"?

EONLINE

OLD CRAPPY NEWS!

Lloyds Bank coprolite
OK, I admit I was googling Hedda Lettuce and came across this insanity! Too bad there weren't any pics!

From Wikipedia:

Lloyds Bank coprolite

Material Human excrement

Created 9th century AD

Discovered 1972, Coppergate, York

Present location JORVIK Viking Centre

The Lloyds Bank coprolite is a large human coprolite, or fossilized dung specimen, recovered by archaeologists excavating the Viking settlement of Jórvík (now York) in England.

It was found in 1972 beneath the site of what was to become the York branch of Lloyds Bank and may be the largest example of fossilised human feces ever found. Analysis of the nine-inch (23 cm) long stool has indicated that its producer subsisted largely on meat and bread whilst the presence of several hundred parasitic eggs suggests he or she was riddled with intestinal worms. In 1991, paleoscatologist Andrew Jones made international news with his appraisal of the item for insurance purposes: "This is the most exciting piece of excrement I've ever seen. In its own way, it's as valuable as the Crown Jewels."

The specimen was put on display at the city's Archaeological Resource Centre (now known as DIG), the outreach and education institution run by the York Archaeological Trust, where it delighted generations of awestruck schoolchildren.[2] In 2003, it broke into three pieces after being dropped whilst on exhibition to a party of visitors. As of 2003, efforts were underway to reconstruct it.

In 2008 it was on display at the JORVIK Viking Centre.

ONE FACE LIFT TOO MANY?

EVEN WHEN YOU'RE HAVING A REALLY BAD DAY...

SOMEONE WILL STILL COME ALONG AND SCREW YOU!

BUN-BUN HITS NEW HAVEN, BOSTON FRIDAY AND SAT

JUST BACK FROM A "KNOCK-OUT" TRIP TO PUERTO VALLARTA, AS YOU CAN SEE. BUT I'M HITTING THE ROAD AGAIN FOR A SHOW TONIGHT AT PARTNER'S CAFE IN NEW HAVEN CONNECTICUTT AND AT KAMP AT THE ROXY IN BOSTON ON SATURDAY NIGHT. THEN BACK AT SPLASH ON SUNDAY FOR FREE TEA SPINNING DISCO CLASSICS FROM 7-11.



FROM EDGEBOSTON.COM:

Bunny is migrating north... for a show tonight at Partners Café in New Haven, Connecticut, and then for a quick stopover at the Roxy in Boston on Saturday night. EDGE caught up with the big-wigged comedienne to talk about her appearances, her hair, and gay marriage.

EDGE: Have you been to Partners Café before? Do you know what it’s like?

LB: I’m gonna find out this Friday! I struck up a friendship on Myspace.com with the delightful show hostess, Mizz Monika. And she asked me to come and perform. I welcome any area gig where I don’t have to fly because flying has become so trying!

EDGE: It seems like a cozy place. How can you be sure your hair is going to get in the door?
LB: I’m in Mexico, so if my wig can fit in those tiny cabs, it can fit anywhere. I love trying to squeeze a big one in--and I ain’t talking wigs, sugar!

EDGE: Connecticut recently approved gay marriage. Are you planning to officiate any ceremonies while you’re in town?

LB: I know more about Sarah Lee than ceremonies so maybe I’d better stick to officiating those baked goods every morning! Seriously, New England must be given credit for having the most forward-thinking politics in the nation. Hopefully the rest of the county will catch up one day.

EDGE: Patrons can pay $100 for a VIP table seat. Um, what is the Lady Bunny VIP treatment?

LB: That kinda baffles me because I usually only charge $50 for a blow job. ($60 for unsafe.) So I guess that means that I blow the whole table. Wait! Does that mean I have to pay them? I’d better re-read my contract. But they do have some sexy Italian rascals up that way and I adore Italian sausage. Plus I’m on the Atkins diet so I can eat all the meat and cheese I want!

EDGE: No doubt you’ve heard there’s a recession on. What are your thoughts on Barack Obama’s package?

LB: I find his package and everything else about him VERY stimulating! He’s gorgeous! And his chief of staff, Rahm Emanuel can give me his "staff" anytime he wants! Honestly, I can barely balance a checkbook, much less evaluate international financial disasters and their proper solutions. But I think it’s soulless that America voted Obama into office because they saw him as the only candidate who could solve the financial crisis. I know that the bail-outs are eclipsing all other issues, but I think we have a moral responsibility to get the hell out of Iraq, the illegal war which 80% of the country is against. I’m about to file my taxes, and I am sick of paying for bombs to drop on the heads of a country which never could send WMD over to our country if they had them. If we’re such a christian nation, how do we continue to collectively space out THOU SHALT NOT KILL?

EDGE: What do you think the gay community should do about Proposition 8?

LB: The gay community needs to organize around something other than circuit parties and yes, drag shows. If you sat and cried watching MILK, ask yourself where are our new leaders. I don’t see any like Harvey emerging. I’m glad that Obama motivated many younger voters to get involved, but many young gay men seem like the most shallow, selfish, snobby, ignorant people on earth. Along with teenage girls, they’re the only ones dumb enough to buy Paris Hilton’s album! They take their freedom for granted, and that’s just how we’ll lose it. There was a bill passed during Bush’s reign of error which stiffened the penalties for hate crimes against gays and lesbians. There are people out there fighting for our rights. How is it that we don’t care enough to join them? I’m guilty too. I didn’t even know that said bill for my rights was on the table. Perhaps if our gay publications would focus a little more on issues and organizing and a little less on bodybuilders....

EDGE: A drag queen, a polish guy and Superman walk into a bar. What happens next?
LB: I leave. With the polish guy. If he’s drunk enough.

EDGE: Aside from a comedienne, you’re also an accomplished DJ. What has been your favorite party?

LB: Do you still think I’m a comedienne after that last answer? Hee hee! Well, Dj’ing above Paris in the Eiffel Tower’s club for a Visionaire party was amazing. The tower does this new thing where for a few minutes each hour, it twinkles like a massive firework. You feel like you’re on exstacy. Well, I was on E, but I imagine it would have still felt pretty amazing.

EDGE: The pope recently said that condom usage will not solve AIDS. Your thoughts on this issue?

LB: How can you be gay and catholic and have a brain? The pope is not some fringe nut like Jerry Falwell or Pat Robertson spouting nonsense to backwards fundamentalist christians, he is the leader of the catholic church! And he’s telling his followers that condoms do not stop HIV transmission and that they can even aggravate it’s spread. This is a crazy lie leading his followers to their deaths, for which I rank him right up there with Jim Jones. Surely, this discredits EVERYTHING the old fool says. Of course, condoms may not be necessary within the priesthood since they seem to prefer sex with (presumably uninfected) minors.

READ THE REST: EDGEBOSTON.COM

MISS PLATINUM: MARRY ME

YOU MAKE MY DAY

A TRAILER FOR AN ANIMAL FILM WHICH EVEN A PETA SUPPORTER COULD HATE!

MAD TV COMMERCIAL: ECSTASY

VIOLENT OLDSTERS

DON'T TALK AT OLD PEOPLE:



GRANNIES FIGHTING:

GHEE HEE!

The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've got some bad
news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order.'

The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the
waiting room where her daughter had been waiting.

'Well, daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we
celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't
well. I have cancer. So, let's head to the club and have a martini.'

After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There
were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by some
of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were
celebrating.

The woman told her friends they were drinking
to her impending end,
'I've been diagnosed with AIDS.'

The friend s were aghast, gave the woman their condolences and beat a hasty
retreat.

After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered,
'Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your
friends you were dying of AIDS! Why did you do that??'

'Because I don't want any of those bitches sleeping with your father
after I'm gone.'

And THAT, my friends, is what is called, 'Putting Your Affairs In
Order.'

WOMANIZER IN SIGN LANGUAGE

WOULDN'T THIS MAKE A LITTLE MORE SENSE IF A GRRL WAS SIGNING THIS TUNE?

TREATING FACIAL WASTING

A Video Blog by Mark S. King

I've posted a video by Mark before--for some reason, he really seems to care and perhaps his acting training makes him a better communicator than some youtube tragedies. There's a lot of valuable info contained in this video if you are considered Sculptra or Radiesse for whatever reason, The only thing which makes me raise my eyebrow is that in the last "after" shot, Mark's mug is lit with a frntal lighting which as I well know, hides a multitude of sins. I feel like the results would be much clearer if he'd stuck with the same lighting throughout. At any rate, this guy seems driven by a genuine desire to inform.



MARK:

I've lived with HIV for more than 25 years and I'm grateful for that. But my face belies my good fortune. I've begun developing "the look" of a long term survivor -- the telltale troughs in my face (facial lipoatrophy) that bear witness to my history of taking HIV medications.

Fortunately, treatment for this condition is available, and my video blog takes you along as I meet the talented Dr. Gerald Pierone. Observe my consultation with him, hear answers to common questions, and see my own procedure and the results. Dr. Pierone used a combination of Radiesse and Sculptra to begin restoring the loss of facial fat, and I look forward to followup procedures in the months to come. Maybe my experience can help you decide if this is right for you or someone you care about.

WATCH MARK'S TREATMENT: THEBODY.COM

XAVIER GETS THE MO INTERVIEW

NYC SONGSTER XAVIER INTERVIEWED IN THEMANHATTANOFFENDER.

HEtrICK-MARTIN'S "WAITING"

"POP Arts" stands for "Peers Outreaching Peers through the Arts." This Hetrick-Martin internship uses theater as an instrument to educate youth about safe sex. At the end of the 10 week internship, the youth perform an original script they they created to educate other youths about staying safe.



"Waiting" is a touching play that speaks about all the ways in which lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and questioning (LGBTQ) youth are waiting: waiting for love, waiting for acceptance, waiting for happiness and, often, waiting for results.

Each youth comes forward and tells a story through dialogue or song to portray their waiting. Some speak about being cheated on, having their HIV status disclosed to others, eating disorders, suicide, getting tested, learning to love again, and finding hope within a fearful world of homophobia and heartbreak.

Tickets are only $30 and all proceeds benefit Hetrick-Martin.

Please click here to purchase your tickets now! Online purchases will close at 4pm today. Tickets may be purchased at the door - cash or check preferred - by RSVPing to Esther Alix at ealix@hmi.org.

We thank you for your continued support and hope to see you at the show!

Date: Thursday, March 26th
Time: Doors open at 7pm and performance begins at 7:30pm
Location: Middle Collegiate Church 50th East 7th Street

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DONCHA!

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"CALL ME NOW FOR YOUR FREE READIN'!"

FROM THE MIAMI HERALD:

Ex-TV psychic Miss Cleo starts new life in Lake Worth, comes out as lesbian!



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And of course, I've posted this video by my friend Milan before, but it's time for a replay!

PREACH ON, LITTLE SISTER!

This is from 1992 and we haven't learned a thing since then!

GOT TO STOP GOOGLING MYSELF!

Most of the time these insane images of Victorian rabbit dolls come up. This one, double headed diapered lady bunny can be purchased on EBAY. (It sounds a lot kinkier than it is.)



At least this google alert actually refers to me, and puts me in very good company along with Lady Gaga, Lady Kier and a few other ladies of note. Read all about it on NYTIMES.COM.

BUN-BUN ON TOUR!

If you are in or near any of these cities, come check me out! Please o not bring drugs!



3/25 PERFORMING AT BALCONES IN PUERTO VALLARTA

3/27 PERFORMING AT PARTNERS CAFE IN NEW HAVEN, CONN.

3/28 PERFROMING AT KAMP, THE BIGGEST SATURDAY NIGHT GAY BASH IN BOSTON

3/29 DJ'ING DISCO CLASSICS FROM 7:00-11:00 AT SPLASH'S FREE TEA NYC

4/1 PERFROMING AT WOODY'S IN DALLAS TEXAS

4/4 PERFORMING AT CHERRY POP IN LA

4/9, 4/10, AND 4/11 PERFORMING MY ONE "WOMAN" SHOW AT THE RRAZZ ROOM IN SAN FRANCISCO

4/12 EASTER SUNDAY SHOW AT OILCAN HARRY'S IN AUSTIN, TEXAS

4/15 DJ'ING ON BRAVO AT BRAVO'S A-LIST AWARDS HOSTED BY KATHY GRIFFIN

NINA HAGEN CLIPS

A SEDATE NINA JOINS NINA MOUSKOURI FRO LILI MARLENE:



NINA SINGS SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW:

WITH FEAST OF FOOLS AND KIER BACKSTAGE AT THE FINAL TRANYSHACK

MISS PIGGY SINGS PEACHES' FUCK THE PAIN AWAY

DICKIPEDIA.ORG

DICKIPEDIA.ORG is a new site, as informative if a little more caustic, than Wikipedia.org. The "dicks" like Bernie Madoff and Condoleezza Rice are included, along with many more. Here are some excerpts from the Dickipedia entry on leprechauns which I found quite amusing.

Leprechauns are mythological creatures inhabiting the island of Ireland, faerie folk, and dicks.
According to lore, the leprechaun is often a cobbler who is prone to mischief and keeps a crock of gold at the end of a rainbow.



While American folk storytellers created, for example, the myths of Paul Bunyan, Johnny Appleseed, and Ronald Reagan, the Irish take pride in tales of midget shoemakers who bury gold in a location that can be spotted by anyone with the ability to look up.

It is unclear why leprechauns won't give us their gold, but they appear to be holding out on us simply because they are a bunch of dicks.

Leprechauns have existed in Ireland for hundreds of years, though for most of those years they existed primarily in poems and songs and not as the American mascot for binge drinking.

Leprechauns are the national fairy of Ireland. Among developed countries, Ireland is ranked first in number of national fairies, but, quite interestingly, last in chance of being taken seriously by anyone.

Leprechauns are not the only fairies in Ireland, interestingly, because what would an Irish folkcreature be without a counterpart folkcreature that is just a drunken version of the original. The Clurichaun, apparently, is a leprechaun that goes out for drinks after work and ends up riding people's sheep around at night.

This would be like if Americans had an alternate version of Sasquatch that went on a McDonalds benders then passed out in your living room watching reruns of America's Best Dance Crew.

Trickery

No historical evidence exists as to the exact origin of the beef leprechauns seem to have with we non-fairies, it's fair to say that if you were a small-statured, colorfully dressed gentleman with satchels of gold, you would probably subjected to a significant amount of harassment in a country notorious for public intoxication.

In Ireland, the leprechaun is well known for tricking poor countryfolk into thinking they are going to be rich, only to have them later discover they were exploited for the amusement of the leprechaun and his friends. In America, this creature is known as VH1.

Questionable financial practices

For hundreds of years, leprechauns have been engaging in financial practices that are suspicious and ill-advised at best. For example, is a well-known fact that leprechauns keep their savings in giant crock pots, which, even in theory, is highly risky.
The circumstances have yet to be explained concerning how and where leprechauns came into possession of the gold coins they stockpile across the countryside—especially on a shoemaker's salary—though observers might speculate involvement of some sort of organized crime syndicate, horserace fixing scandal, or other criminal enterprise wherein the presence of a bunch

It also remains unclear as to why there is such ignorance amongst the leprechaun community about the existence of banks.
These practices of collecting gold and then hiding it in pots are particularly despicable in light of the current worldwide economic struggles. With the stock markets in such flux, the modern leprechaun insistence upon hoarding capital—even in a volatile market—is just the kind of fiscal isolationism that prevents market stimulation and, therefore, should be considered selfish and unpatriotic.

Offensive to the Irish

In much of the world, leprechauns in popular culture simply depict an amalgamation of silly Irish stereotypes, much to the dismay of the Irish.

For example, while the leprechaun is short, wily, and a shoemaker, many Irishmen are tall, dull, and possess horrible taste in casual footwear.

Specifically, the Ireland tourism board has sought to rid themselves of the leprechaun stereotype and to educate the world about the many other historic wonders of Ireland, such as whiskey and the Guinness factory.

Sightings

Like many mythological creatures, leprechauns were most likely first sighted by the drunkest person you've ever met. Perhaps when encountering a dwarf who dropped some change.

In 2006, an internet phenomenon commenced when a news report about supposed leprechaun sightings in Crichton, Alabama was posted on the popular web-video service, YouTube.

In the most common circumstance, you were shown this video by a boorish friend who thought it was "so f-ing hilarious, dude," though you harbored a quiet suspicion that his enjoyment of the video was mostly based on its not so subtle characterization of working class African-Americans who lack access to quality public education. Likely, this is the same gentleman who, during his collegiate years, went by a nickname derived from a deli meat and most recently sent you an email about Barack Obama that certainly tiptoed the line of prurient taste.

Leprechauns in popular culture


Film

While other mythological creatures like dragons, unicorns, and virgins have fared well in modern cinema, the same cannot be said for the leprechaun, which was featured in arguably the worst franchise in film history.
The Leprechaun series began harmlessly enough with Leprechaun, a bad horror movie costarring a young Jennifer Aniston in her least complainy role to date, but ended quite disappointingly 6 movies later with Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood, a film Entertainment Weekly described as follows: "If a movie could spark a race riot, this is it."

Breakfast

During the 20th Century, leprechauns invented the dick-cereal known as Lucky Charms to capitalize on the weak and susceptible minds of American children. Using cutesy commercials about a humorous leprechaun, Lucky Charms was able to incite incredible demand for what seemingly amounts to pure sugar and circular shaped pieces of cardboard. This blatantly poor nutritional value left them, as adults, completely susceptible to advertising for other leprechaun products such as Irish Spring Soap and Catholicism.


DID YOUR FAVORITE DICK MAKE THE LIST? FIND OUT AT DICKIPEDIA.ORG

THE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME HAS WORDS?

YES, SUNG BY THE KANE TRIPLETS:



IN THE SAME, HERE'S A TRIPPY DITTY WITH VISUALS BY ALICE SHIELDS: A STUDY FOR VOICE AND TAPE.

MARK MY WORDS!

I recently received this note on myspace--from someone who isn't my friend!

Happy Thursday to you,

MARK!




Hello! Just in case you didnt know my name is Mark! This year I will be running for Mr gay pride youth and as you may or may not this pagaent can be somewhat pricey. I am hoping to get enough money from sponsors or donations so I can make my dream come true and win this title. So I am asking if you or anyone you know can sponsor me or any type of donation! I will be very grateful for any type of money I can recieve!

Just to give you some info about me I am 20 and want this title to better help my youth and set a good example. I want to create more youth events so the youth dont have to feel secluded in our community. I also want to create some type of scholarship for future youth title holders as i see education is a very important aspect in life. I wish to fight harder for our rights as i have previously been on the committee for the domestic partnership. These are just a few of my plans and have so much more. I am hoping with your help I can make this happen.

I would like to thank you for taking the time to read this and even thank you more if you or anyone you can find me can help out! Thanks!

Mark!

My response to Mark!:

There is a recession on and people are losing their jobs and homes--and you actually the nerve to ask for money so that you can win some stupid, meaningless pageant which is more about your vanity than any community service? GET A GRIP!

I do, however, agree with you that education is important--especially since you misspelled pageant!

CAMEROON!

DLISTED.COM obtained several photos of the bizarrely wigged first lady of Cameroon, who made a public appearance to lick the pope's ass on his recent junket to Africa. Believe it or not, Africa has the largest-growing population of Catholics in the world--I guess the rest of the world has wised up to their bullshit.



During his visit, the pope decreed that condoms do not prevent HIV transmission, in fact they "aggravate" it. Sort of flying in the face of science, which attributes an %80 reduction inH IV infection rates when condoms are used--this includes condom breakage, misapplication, etc.

HOW CAN ANYONE BE A GAY CATHOLIC? The pope isn't some wacky fringe element of your religion like a Jerry Falwell or Pat Robertson, he is the number one leader of your religion, next to god. And in his disapproval of contraception, he'd rather lie about condoms ineffectiveness and possibly lead you to a fatal disease if you believe his crap. How's he gonna get your $ if you're dead from AIDS as per his teachings? You know, I hear these pitiful pronouncements from pitifully dressed religious authorities and I think a pretty good way to judge them is based on their wardrobe. From the pope to KKK members to muslim leaders, the more ludicrous their outfits are, the more ludicrous they're preaching is. But then of course, I suppose I'm not known for my sedate wardrobe so perhaps you should ignore me as well.

Anyway, here are more pics from DLISTED.COM of Cameroon's wigged-out first lady licking papal ass. There's also a funny article about an out-of-work Lindsay "Blohan".

DLISTED

THE L WORD WRAPS

WHERE ARE THE CREW CUTS, LEG HAIR AND BIRKENSTOCKS IN THIS PIC?



After 6 seasons, the lesbian serial drama is coming to an end. I'm always happy to see the foxy blacksploitation star Pam Grier still working, but I happened to find myself in San Francisco during it's premiere and I watched it with Marilyn Pittman, a well-known SF area lesbisn comedienne and radio personality. We were interested in writing a skit parodying the show since all of the cast were such lisptick lesbo's that it didn't ring true in any way based on the promos we'd seen.

To our shock, the first episode actually dealt with two lipstick lesbians glamming themselves up in an attempt to find a foxy sperm donor--it became clear that this show had little to do with the lesbian experience and it seemed geared to attract an audience of straight men who fancied sapphic sisters getting it on. We howled and realized tha the show was already a parody of itself. When are we going to stop watching such shit just because it's gay? I'd rather watch a quality straight show than some absurd show whose only attraction was it's gay subject matter, pitifully executed. Hopefully, The L Word improved over 6 years, but in my mind, and in the mind of dyke Marilyn Pittman, the show was shit from the very first episode. Good riddance to bad rubbish!

I GUESS I HAVE ALZHEMERS!

Color test.... These are the things we're supposed to do to remove thecholesterol around our brain & try to slow up Alzheimers. A great test, do it until you get 100%!

I FAILED THIS HATEFUL TEST EVERY TIME!

Bet you can't get 100% on the first try! But I'm rootin' for ya.

This is pretty neat! See how you do with the colors! Have fun!

It takes an average of 5 tries to get to 100%. Follow the directions!

It's harder than it seems, as it should be!

A brain waker-upper for today!


HUMORSPHERE

GIANT CATERPILLAR FOUND IN AUSTRALIA!

WHY I WORSHIP BARBARA EDEN

FROM YOUTUBE:

Another classic musical performance from a 60's sitcom. From 1969. Jeannie's wicked lookalike sister Jeannie II trails Tony (Larry Hagman) to the Cocoa Beach Cabana. In her efforts to win Tony's affections, Jeannie II also replaces the nightclub's regular singer and renders this seductive ballad.



SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN HE HAND POINTING TO THE TOP OF THE WIG--WHILE DANCING WITH A CANDLE!



POLLY GRIP SENT ME THIS CLIP OF BARBARA SINGING SPINNING WHEEL, ONE OF MY FAVORITE CLASSIC ROCK NUMBERS. SHE TRIES TO GET FUNKY BUT HER VOICE IS A LITTLE TOO JIVEY TO MAKE IT WORK, BUT THOSE EYES!

SPINNING WHEEL's embedding is disabled by request, which I never fully comprehend. But it's worth a look just for the costume and very Bunny wig and a few hot moves. Of course, it's always fun to hear show-bizzy , somewhat schmaltzy versions of funky tunes. Shirley Bassey actually covered SPINNING WHEEL on a rarish album and hit upon a really hot arrangement to. I was introduced to this version by one of Boybar's reignign queen, Miss Glamamore. The grapevine told me that Boybar impresario Matthew Kasten might be looking for a space to do a big reunion show. How heavenly to see Codie Ravioli, Connie Girl, Miss Guy, H.R.H. Princess DIandra, Perfidia, Peau de Soie, Mona Foot, Flotilla Debarge, Miss Shannon and more turn it out again after all these years. Matthew coached a lot of these girls and they all had immaculate do's--he ow lives in LA doing the brilliant wigs for MAD TV. I hope this reunion comes to pass and will keep you posted.

Anyhoo, here's Shirley's live version of the Blood, Sweat and Tears' calssic. Please catch her demented face towards the end of the guitar solo, and the disgusting yet unique idea to whisper the last "Fly", as opposed to giving it her trademark belt treatment.

BARBIE ON SNL

Unfortunately, you have to sit through the most idiotic, non-sensical make-up ad I've ever seen before the SNL clip. Never heard such bullshit.

SNL

LET A STRAIGHT MAN READ, HONEY!

AND HE'S EVEN A REPUBLICAN! Of course, it's nice to laugh at seeing Kashkari being grilled, but AIG will be laughing all the way to the bank as they "kash and kari" away our hard-earned tax $. Huffington Post reported yesterday that the the Federal Reserve knew about these additional bonuses for months and kept it from the Obama administration!

Obama Administration: We Didn't Find Out About AIG Bonuses Until This Month

Sources in the Obama administration Tuesday said that despite previous media reports administration officials did not know until a couple weeks ago that the officials of the controversial AIG Financial Product Division were set to receive $165 million in bonuses on March 13.

It wasn't until Thursday, March 5, 2009, administration sources told ABC News, that officials of the Federal Reserve Bank of New York informed officials of the Treasury Department of the full extent of the $165 million in bonuses pending for the controversial Financial Products Subsidiary.

This was three days after the Obama administration had already announced a new commitment of an additional $30 billion for AIG.

SO GLAD THAT THE ADDITIONAL COMMITMENT I BEING WELL-SPENT!

FROM YOUTUBE:

Congressman Don Manzullo grills Interim Assistant Treasury Secretary Neel Kashkari on the bailout plan, questioning why a failed company that was bailed out with taxpayer dollars -- AIG -- was allowed to give a $3 million bonus to an executive.

I DARE YOU TO WATCH THIS!

A WARNING--NOT ON A FULL STOMACH. I COULD NOT MAKE IT THROUGH TO THE END.

LUCILLE BALL AND ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER!

ALL PRAISE HOUSE QUEEN BARBARA TUCKER!

THIS THURSDAY, SOME OF THE BIGGEST NAMES IN DANCE MUSIC WILL JOIN FORCES FOR AN UNMISSABLE EVENING OF SLAMMING SOUNDS TO CELEBRATE MISS BARBARA TUCKER, THE VOICE BEHIND SUCH MAGICAL HOUSE CLASSICS AS BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE<, GET LIFTED, EVERYBODY DANCE (THE HORN SONG), MOST PRECIOUS LOVE, DUTTY FUNK (WE CAN DO) AND HER LATEST SMASH, ONE DESIRE. HER SISTERS IN THE INDUSTRY ARE GONNA BE COVERING SOME OF HER HITS.

The early Wigstock festivals incorporated a lot of the rock acts who were regulars at the Pyramid Club, but since my own tastes are more dance-oriented, I started to work in more house artists into the line-up at a time (early 90's) when the sound of NYC was the dominant sound played on dance floors around the world, featuring the work of producers like Masters At Work Frankie Knuckles and that sexy David Morales. BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE was a writing collaboration between Barbara and Masters At Work, and despite it's preachy overtones--you gotta give Barbara credit for working righteous lyrics like "evil mockery"--the song soared to the top of global dance charts and the diva's been going strong ever since. Show business is in her blood--her dad was a menber of the legendary singing group The Persuaders, and Barbara has done everything to tour as Deee-Lite's back-up singer, to a years-long residency in Ibiza each summer to more recently forming her own BStar record company.



I fist met Barbara when she agreed to perform at a WIgstock benefit at Club USA--very kindly agreed to, since she'd never performed at the festival before. But after Miss Thing electrified the crowd by wailing out the chant refrain DEEP DEEP INSIDE, DEEP DEEP DOWN INSIDE between preaching, doing the splits, and whipping her wig off, she became a regular at Wigstock for almost a decade. And personally, you've never met anyone sassier. I will be at this celebration will balls--I mean--bells on and I hope you will join me for the incredible line-up: Martha Wash, La India, Louie Vega, Tony Humphries and more. f you miss great soulful house and are sick of "progressive" pots and pans "music", this night will be the antidote. So bring your dancing shoes!

VIDEO FOR BARBARA'S BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE:



VIDEO FOR STAY TOGETHER:



EVERBODY DANCE (THE HORN SONG):



MOSt PRECIOUS LOVE (LIVE)--THAT VOICE IS GOLD! NOT ONE NOTE OFF, EVER!



I HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE!

BAD PAINTINGS OF BARACK OBAMA

THIS ONE FEATURES AN OBAMA/TACO THEME WITH ONE REVELER IN A BIKINI AND BLACKFACE!



SINCE WHEN WAS OBAMA DARK-SKINNED WITH PLUCKED EYEBROWS?




FOR MORE, VISIT THIS SITE AND CLICK ON EACH PAINTING TO GO TO THE NEXT: BADPAINTINGSOFOBAMA.COM

HOW DO I LOOK? SCREENING TUESDAY

THINK OF IT AS PARIS BURNING PART 2. I actually spoke with Octavia St. Laurent today--her birthday--and she's doing well after some brain surgery. The delicious creature said that her face and stomach were a little swollen up from the steroids she's been taking in recovery. I told her that someone must have been slipping me steroids! What else could explain my swollen mug and gut?

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HOW DO I LOOK? TRAILER:



OCTAVIA CLIPS FROM PARS IS BURNING:

"THROW ON A WIG AND JUMP INTO SOME HEELS!"

LYPSINKA HAS UNEARTHED AN AARON SPELLING-PRODUCED UNAIRED PILOT CALLED THE DECORATOR! WRITTEN BY MART CROWLEY OF THE CAMP CLASSIC BOYS IN THE BAND FAME.

PART 1



PART 2



PART 3

NEW MONDAY NIGHT AFFAIR: SOUL GLO

GANT JOHNSON'S FANTASTIC DJ SKILLS HAVE MADE HIM A DOWNTOWN NYC FAVORITE FOR MANY YEARS AT WELL-LOVED EVENTS FROM SALON TO THE CURRENTLY RULING TUBWAY. HIS NEWEST OFFERING HAS HIM DIGGING DEEP INTO HIS CRATES FOR SOME RARE GROOVES WHICH ARE SURE TO TICKLE YOUR FANCY AND EXCITE YOUR SOUL.



"TENDER HEADS" @ BEAUTY BAR!

Did your wig get snatched on the subway or the runway? Bad hair day? Tender headed? Just let your Soul Glo! DJs Gant Johnson & Eugene Tambourine return to their musical roots! We'll be maxxin' & relaxin' every Monday night in the curl & dye lounge in the back of The Beauty Bar! Combing through the classics, un-be-weave-able soul video archives, and turning looks - No lye! There's even a wig shop located next door if you're feeling all that way and need a new look!

- STARTING MONDAY MARCH 16TH IN THE CURL UP & DYE LOUNGE IN THE BACK!

- WITH DJS GANT JOHNSON & EUGENE TAMBOURINE AND SPECIAL GUESTS!
- FUNKY FRESH VIDEOS!

- 9PM TO 2AM (IT'S AN EARLY THANG!)

- $5 OLIVE VODKA DRINKS & $3 BUDS ALL NIGHT!
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- NO COVER (THIS MEANS IT'S FREE GIRL!)
- 231 E. 14TH ST (BTW. 2ND & 3RD AVES)

- WITH "LOVEDOLLS SUPERSTAR" IN THE FRONT WITH DJS GO KARFF & SANDMAN SPINNING NEW WAVE, SLEAZE, GARAGE, ROCK & ROLL, & AMAZING VINTAGE VIDEOS!
- THIS WEEK! SPECIAL GUEST DJ MICHAEL T FROM MOTHER FUCKER!!!

RIHANNA/CHRIS BROWN FIGHT EXPLAINED

BY THE MAGIC OF CINEMA AND OVERDUBBING!

GO PEPPER SHOPPING IN QUEENS NOW!

THE SSION: BULLSHIT

Waiting 2 Exhale, the supergroup featuring Jaimie Warren as Madonna, Natalie Meyers as Roseanne, and Venus Star as Courtney Love have a hit record and decide to play a "girls only" show in outer space. Unfortunately, some lame-ass indie rock dude shows up and pisses on their parade, which ultimately forces all them to revolt against the entire world by fighting a giant turd on Wall Street.

WTF IS "LIGHT BREAD"?

THE BREAKFAST SONG aired on The Mornin' Show, a local program carried by NBC affiliate WTVA in Tupelo, Mississippi.

VESSEL MAGNIFIQUE GALLERY SHOW

IF THIS UPCOMING EXHIBIT IS AS FUN AS IT'S YOUTUBE TRAILER, I'LL BE THERE!

Curated by Laura Soskin. Artists and Designers create an environment inspired by the vessel magnifique.

Joe Boudreau, Bladon Conner, Michael Del Piero, Frank Fruzyna, Stuart Grannen, Ted Harris, Michael McGuire, Chuck Meyers, Denise Odell, Michelle Peterson-Albandoz, Tricia Rumbolz, Norbert Shimkus, Lucy Slivinski, Dave Soskin, Larry Vodak, Ellie Wallace.

FOX AND WHALE PORN

FROM PANTI'S ( AN IRISH DRAG PAL'S) BLOG:

People Are Weird. And Funny!

Want to see a guy dressed up as a cartoon fox having sex with a blow-up whale? Of course you do!

I've trawled enough dodgy internet sites to be well aware of 'plushies' (people who like to have sex dressed as furry animals), but a fox and a whale?! Really?? In what world is that sexy? Not that I haven't cast my rheumy eye over an orca from time to time, and thought, "Helloooo Daddy!". And I'll admit that the silver-back gorilla in Dublin Zoo is one huge hunk of sexy daddy-complex, who definitely gave me the eye one afternoon. He did! But a cartoon fox and a blow-up Shamu? Really?

Although the video is from XTube, it's not particularly graphic (though there is a glimpse of fox willy, and a bit of home-made plastic whale vagina), but it's probably not work safe. Depends on where you work I suppose. If you work in the zoo, it's probably ok. Though they might get you for animal cruelty.
I'm trying not to judge, but it's hard. Still, at least he seems to be having a whale of a time! (I'm killing me here! I'm here all week!)

WATCH VIDEO: PANTIBAR.COM

NEW FRED SCHNEIDER VIDEO

FRED'S FRONTING A NEW SIDE GROUP CALLED THE SUPERIONS, AND BOSTON VJ TOM YAZ HAS MADE A CUTE VIDEO FOR THE SONG, TOTALLY NUDE ISLAND, USING VINTAGE MOVIE CLIPS. THIS IS SET TO SONG'S THE URSULA 1000 mix;

TWO DOOZIES FROM POPBITCH.COM

DEVIL WOMAN

The person who uploaded the video to youtube described it as:

Woman who played with the koran,She is in Saudia arabia somewhere, i think she entered the bathroom with it and she came out like this. She still talks as you can hear in the vid asking for milk. I have no information about her other than a saudi friend sent it to me and says its true.

First of all, isn't this clearly a man in drag?Listen to the depth of the voice when it asks for milk. No matter what transformation occurs when you take the Koran into the toilet, would it include a deformity, a wig and clown white foundation with dark lips? And the fact that "her" head is over to the side--doesn't that mean that this freak is sitting underneath the table with whatever shaved goat's body that is seemingly attached?





KERMIT THE FROG IMPERSONATING DAVID BYRNE:

HOUSTON, WE'VE GOT ANOTHER PROBLEM

I CAN'T SHIT IN THIS SEE-THROUGH TOILET!

HERE'S THE VIEW OF A SWANKY NEW HOUSTON APARTMENT BUILDING'S BATHROOM FROM FROM THE INSIDE:



BUT IT'S ACTUALLY CRAFTED WITH A TWO WAY MIRROR SO THAT YOU'RE WATCHING THE WORLD GO BY AS YOU PINCH YOUR LOAF! BUT THE PEDESTRIANS CAN'T SEE SHIT. LITERALLY!



AND WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT OF FANCY TOILETS, MY FRIEND JOHN DEAN SEND ME THIS YOUTUBE CLIP OF WHAT HE DESCRIBES AS "THE PARIS HILTON OF TOILETS", BECAUSE IT CAN SWALLOW 18 LARGE WEINERS IN SECONDS.

I actually don't know who would need a toilet that flushes 18 hot dogs 3.5 pounds of grapes--just chew your fucking food and buy a regular toilet, for chrissakes!!

'MUG' DUO CAUGHT IN 'DRAG'NET

FROM THE NY POST:

WHAT I CAN'T COMPREHEND IS WHY YOU WOULDN'T CANCEL YOUR CREDIT CARDS IMMEDIATELY IF YOU WERE ROBBED??? AND WHAT IS THE EXACT ADDRESS OF THIS FOOL? HELL, I NEED SOME NEW WIGS, TOO!

A thugged-out pack of transvestite teens has been targeting women walking into a star-studded West Village building, snatching their purses and using stolen credit cards to buy wigs and women's clothes, sources said yesterday.

Jubril "Dominic" Faggins, 19, and Jhirad "Shanese" Powell, 18, both of Brooklyn, have been charged with attacking woman in The Archive on Greenwich Street on two occasions.

The apartment building is the onetime home to Monica Lewinsky, designer Michael Kors and actress Jennifer Connelly.

The first attack came at about 3:30 a.m. on Jan. 29.

"It was Destiny [another transvestite] that told me to rob the white bitch," Powell told cops, according to court records.

Faggins and Powell then followed the woman, 36, into the lobby and wrestled her purse from her.

"I grabbed the bag off her and punched her while Shanese was holding her down," Faggins told cops.

The attackers then fled, and over the following two days charged $3,639 to the woman's credit cards on wigs and women's clothes and jewelry at stores at the Fulton Mall.in Brooklyn.

Four days later, Destiny, Faggins and Powell allegedly went to the building again, where Faggins attacked a 27-year-old woman.

BUNNY NOTE: THEY ALWAYS RETURN TO THE SCENE OF THE CRIME. HOW DUMB IS THAT?

WHY I HATE CATHOLICISM PART 735

NINE-YEAR-OLD'S ABORTION OUTRAGES BRAZIL'S CATHOLIC CHURCH



The case of the pregnant 9-year-old was shocking enough. But it was the response of the Catholic Church that infuriated many Brazilians. Archibishop Jose Cardoso Sobrinho of the coastal city of Recife announced that the Vatican was excommunicating the family of a local girl who had been raped and impregnated with twins by her stepfather, because they had chosen to have the girl undergo an abortion. The Church excommunicated the doctors who performed the procedure as well. "God's laws," said the archbishop, dictate that abortion is a sin and that transgressors are no longer welcome in the Roman Catholic Church. "They took the life of an innocent," Sobrinho told TIME in a telephone interview. "Abortion is much more serious than killing an adult. An adult may or may not be an innocent, but an unborn child is most definitely innocent. Taking that life cannot be ignored."

MORE: TIME.COM

DAVID DRAKE'S WE PEDAL UPHILL

David Drake first rose to prominence in the NYC theater community with his self-penned THE NIGHT LARRY KRAMER KISSED ME, which went on to become a film--even a Spanish version! Since then, In he mid/late 90's--brain cells gone--I had the pleasure of working with him in an insane film called PEORIA BABYLON which went straight to video and which isn't, unlike his role in PHLADELPHIA, even listed on his Wikipedia page of film credits! (It ain't on my bio neither!) I know never watched PEORIA because they didn't let me do my own make-up, but David and I grew extra close because he sensed that I was out of my element and did everything he could to comfort and assist me, including lacing my corset each day before shooting. And at lunch breaks. And dinner breaks. (At that time I was working that punishing custom Mr. Pearl heavily-boned corset that I could barely breathe in, much less eat!)

I don't see David as often as I'd like to, but sweet and handsome and talented as hell, but he's like NYC's many foreign films and art exhibitions: I don't always get to see him/them, but it comforts me greatly to know that they are there. This definitely seems like worth checking out. Here's David's press release for his new film:

Just a head's up that -- after two years in the making -- my movie WE PEDAL UPHILL is finally making its world premiere this month on Friday, March 20th at NY's Cinema Village (22 E. 12th Street).



Like a Robert Altman movie, WE PEDAL UPHILL is director/writer Roland Tec's ambitious and politically-driven patchwork of a film that tells 13 diverse stories from 13 of our diverse United States of America. Mine is Florida. I play a Disney World employee who picks up a traveling businessman in a bar who 's into meth. Back at the hotel things get sexy, awkward, personal. And painful. I was blessed to have Stephen Bienskie as my scene partner. A brilliant actor. In fact the entire movie is packed with great NY-based stage actors: Alvin Epstein, Jenny Bacon, Nat DeWolf, Kate Blumberg, Marylouise Burke... the list goes on.

I hope you'll mark your calendars to attend WE PEDAL UPHILL the opening weekend as the larger the attendance in NY, the better chance this fascinating and complex little indie will have at getting booked into other cities. Indeed I sincerely hope you'll join me and many of the cast members and creators at the film's gala opening night on March 20th!

See ya at the movies...

PS: For more info, check out my new website: DAVIDDRAKEPRODUCTIONS.

HERE'S THE TRAILER:



PS: David was a child actor like me. I was a child dancer too, once appearing with the National Ballet's production of CINDERELLA in the tiny role of crown-bearer. This photo isn't from that production, but look at this nelly fag below. It's me! That's why I always claim that I was never really in the closet! And never was too good at tucking, either! My mom just sent me this--I'm still wearing that same silhouette of long, pouffy-sleeved mini after all these years!

JER BER JONES" MODEL FOR ME VID BY AUSTIN YOUNG

HERE IS INDEPENDENT AND QUITE TWISTED DRAGSTER RECORDING ARTIST JER BER JONES' NEW VIDEO BY PHOTOGRAPHER AUSTIN YOUNG. I love the notion that runway madness has become so huge that even sheltered moron mormon girls from Utah (I guess that explanis the shapeless light blue dress and sensible shoes!) are now craving the catwalk. An LA photographer named Peter Palladino shot me while playing this cute tune a couple of years ago and I admit it was nutty if a trifle unsettling to hear the lyrics "Model harder! On your birthday when you're turning 53/You'll remember how hot you looked for me".

WAYS TO ANNOY BATHROOM BUDDIES

This is an email forward too retarded not to post!


1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?''

2.''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.''

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4.''Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.''

5.''Damn, this water is cold.''

6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.

7.''Now how did that get there?''

8.''Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.''

9. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,''Whoa! Easy boy!!''

10.'' Interesting....more sinkers than floaters''

11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,''Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"

12.''C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"

13.''Boy, that sure looks like a maggot''

14.''Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?''

15. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

16. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your ''Cross-Dressers Anonymous'' newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

17. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, ''Peek-a-boo!''

18. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing ''Born Free.''

SIMON (DOONAN) SAYS:

Where Have You Gone, Tyson Beckford? New Male Model Is Pale, Frail

by Simon Doonan for the New York Observer March 3, 2009

Madonna is having her Roman Spring of Mrs. Stone moment, and I for one am giving her a ferocious thumbs up. Naysayers be damned! So what if she's old enough to be her Brazilian boy toy's grandmother? Cougar Madge is rewriting the rules yet again, and more power to her. Her mojo, unlike that of everything else in the world, is clearly going full throttle. Can't we just be happy for all concerned?



Madge's current taste in men-handsome, brunet, godlike, strapping-very much mirrors my own. Maybe I am just a deeply naff person who has very conventional and cheesy ideas about what constitutes attractiveness, but I think her Jesus is cute.

In this respect, Madge and I are, however, wildly out of step with prevailing tastes. In the World of La Mode, hunks are persona non grata: Pasty is the new handsome; scrawny is the new buff; limp is the new erect; and asexual is the new humpy.
If you don't believe me, then clearly you did not attend any of the recent men's shows at New York Fashion Week. My dears, you simply cannot imagine what passes for a male model these days!



To my eyes, the new crop of runway lads are shockingly genderless. Many resemble Cate Blanchett. Some even look like Tilda Swinton. In lieu of the dashing, square-jawed Mark Vanderloos and Tyson Beckfords of yore, we saw a group of "men" so androgynous that they could easily be mistaken for a troupe of F-to-M transsexuals. (Not that there's anything wrong with that!) It is hard to imagine, based on their languid, hairless, anorexic appearance, that these lads possess "equipment" of any sort.

MORE: NYOBSERVER.COM

LEGENDS WITH LYPSINKA, CHARLES BUSCH ADN WHOOPI!

This is a promo for a one night only Friends in Deed benefit starring Lypsinka, Charles Busch and Whoopi Goldberg in James Kirkwood's, (A Chorus Line,)
"Legends" of Carol Channing and Mary Martin fame. It's Monday, March 23rd at 8:00pm at Town Hall, 123 West 43rd Street, NYC.

"YOU GAVE ME A BRAND NEW REASON TO START FIXIN' UP MY FACE"

VICTIM BY THE WONDERFUL CANDI STATON:



AND HERE'S CANDI'S SPELL-BINDING 90'S HIT YOU GOT THE LOVE



SHE ALSO HAS A FANTASTIC NEWISH TRACK OUT WITH GROOVE ARMADA CALLED LOVE SWEET SOUND. You can but it on itunes, but I only like the mix of the radio edit. Her voice is like an old friend. I'm glad she's still doing secular music! Here' a video that someone made for the track:

YOU WON'T BELIEVE KRISPY CREME'S NEW SLOGAN!

CLICK HERE FOR THIS HOT MESS!

SHE'S A GAS!

WHAT LANGUAGE IS THIS?

ANITA BRYANT: "AT LEAST IT WAS A FRUIT PIE."

I've posted this famous clip before but it was a shorter edit. This version shows gay-hater/orange juice queen Anita praying for her attacker with pie on her face WHILE CRYING! Too delicious!

MEET THE NEW COUGAR BARBIE!

To celebrate her 50th anniversary there's a brand new model--and she's just as swingin' as ever. Despite her advanced age!

TABBOO!'S NEW PLAY: 3

BUT IT'S PRONOUNCED TROIS CUZ MISS GURL'S A CLASSY PLAYWRIGHT NOW, DONCHA KNOW! TOO BAD THE LITERARY LOON CAN'T EVEN SPELL THE NAME OF THE THEATER SHE'S BOOKED IN. THAT TABBOO! IS A HANDFUL! SO IS THIS!



HERE'S HER ADDLED PRESS RELEASE. AND THE BITCH IS SOBER!

TABBOO!Brandon Olson,Agosto Machado,Omar Olaya,SWEETIE,Big Bill,Anne Hanavan,Soigne',Charlotte Ghiorse all @theGene FankleTheater thisSUNDAY MARCH 8th 3pm matinee'&8pm show BOND(e.2nd st.)Btwn BROADWAY&BOWERY please come and stimulate our package!keep your sunny side up ,springs comming it says it might be 60 degrees that day!

(PS: IT'S THE GENE FRANKEL THEATER AND IT ACTUALLY HAS A WEBSITE, which Tabsters may be unaware of. Then again, she may also be unaware of the fact that people purchase theaters tickets online via credit cards now. And that they roll along to their dramatic destinations on gasoline-powered chariots featuring those new wheel things!)




AND THAT'S THE DELICIOUS DOWNTOWN LEGEND AGOSTO MACHADO PICTURED ABOVE, WHO HAS BEEN A STAPLE OF EAST VILLAGE THEATER DATING BACK TO ETHYL EICHELBERGER'S WACKY PRODUCTIONS. THIS WILL BE A VERY DOWNTOWN NYC EVENT.

AND SPEAKING OF SICK QUEENS...

MICHAEL JACKSON IS AUCTIONING OFF HIS NEVERLAND RANCH FURNISHINGS.



I was shocked to see how fond he was of statues of children, including this bronze sculpture called TWO BOYS CATCHING CRABS. I wonder if there was a sculpture of him placed beside this of him scratching his crabby crotch while swilling Jesus juice. To marvel over more of his insane homo furnishings, visit the auction site--even his MJ logo is disturbing.

But I have to be honest. Seeing some of his child sculptures, I couldn't help but wonder if POSSIBLY, he didn't love children in the right way, as the innocent and adorable creatures that they are. Or even if he desired sexual relations with kids, that it was somehow not his fault. Though I suppose acting on his desires, if he did, was his fault. Whew! I just came!