TABBOO!'S NEW PLAY: 3

BUT IT'S PRONOUNCED TROIS CUZ MISS GURL'S A CLASSY PLAYWRIGHT NOW, DONCHA KNOW! TOO BAD THE LITERARY LOON CAN'T EVEN SPELL THE NAME OF THE THEATER SHE'S BOOKED IN. THAT TABBOO! IS A HANDFUL! SO IS THIS!



HERE'S HER ADDLED PRESS RELEASE. AND THE BITCH IS SOBER!

TABBOO!Brandon Olson,Agosto Machado,Omar Olaya,SWEETIE,Big Bill,Anne Hanavan,Soigne',Charlotte Ghiorse all @theGene FankleTheater thisSUNDAY MARCH 8th 3pm matinee'&8pm show BOND(e.2nd st.)Btwn BROADWAY&BOWERY please come and stimulate our package!keep your sunny side up ,springs comming it says it might be 60 degrees that day!

(PS: IT'S THE GENE FRANKEL THEATER AND IT ACTUALLY HAS A WEBSITE, which Tabsters may be unaware of. Then again, she may also be unaware of the fact that people purchase theaters tickets online via credit cards now. And that they roll along to their dramatic destinations on gasoline-powered chariots featuring those new wheel things!)




AND THAT'S THE DELICIOUS DOWNTOWN LEGEND AGOSTO MACHADO PICTURED ABOVE, WHO HAS BEEN A STAPLE OF EAST VILLAGE THEATER DATING BACK TO ETHYL EICHELBERGER'S WACKY PRODUCTIONS. THIS WILL BE A VERY DOWNTOWN NYC EVENT.

AND SPEAKING OF SICK QUEENS...

MICHAEL JACKSON IS AUCTIONING OFF HIS NEVERLAND RANCH FURNISHINGS.



I was shocked to see how fond he was of statues of children, including this bronze sculpture called TWO BOYS CATCHING CRABS. I wonder if there was a sculpture of him placed beside this of him scratching his crabby crotch while swilling Jesus juice. To marvel over more of his insane homo furnishings, visit the auction site--even his MJ logo is disturbing.

But I have to be honest. Seeing some of his child sculptures, I couldn't help but wonder if POSSIBLY, he didn't love children in the right way, as the innocent and adorable creatures that they are. Or even if he desired sexual relations with kids, that it was somehow not his fault. Though I suppose acting on his desires, if he did, was his fault. Whew! I just came!