HOUSTON, WE'VE GOT ANOTHER PROBLEM

I CAN'T SHIT IN THIS SEE-THROUGH TOILET!

HERE'S THE VIEW OF A SWANKY NEW HOUSTON APARTMENT BUILDING'S BATHROOM FROM FROM THE INSIDE:



BUT IT'S ACTUALLY CRAFTED WITH A TWO WAY MIRROR SO THAT YOU'RE WATCHING THE WORLD GO BY AS YOU PINCH YOUR LOAF! BUT THE PEDESTRIANS CAN'T SEE SHIT. LITERALLY!



AND WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT OF FANCY TOILETS, MY FRIEND JOHN DEAN SEND ME THIS YOUTUBE CLIP OF WHAT HE DESCRIBES AS "THE PARIS HILTON OF TOILETS", BECAUSE IT CAN SWALLOW 18 LARGE WEINERS IN SECONDS.

I actually don't know who would need a toilet that flushes 18 hot dogs 3.5 pounds of grapes--just chew your fucking food and buy a regular toilet, for chrissakes!!