GREAT COMMERCIAL!

PEGGY LEE MEETS UNDERGROUND HOUSE.

AND THE RESULTS ARE SENSATIONAL!

PLEASE GIVE HER A SHOW!

HYSTERICAL!

THIS LITTLE GEM CAME UP IN A GOOGLE SEARCH ON MY NAME--IT'S AN ARTICLE ON HOW BIG GIRLS CAN LOOK GOOD IN PHOTOS:



See, the things that make people beautiful to look at in real life
don’t necessarily translate onto film, so there is absolutely no use
hating bad photos of yourself. You DON’T really look like an
off-Broadway musical revue staring Lady Bunny as The Elephant Man. It’s just a bad ...photo.

BUT you can hedge your bets by learning how to fake being photogenic.
How? Easy. Learn how to work your light.
You do this two ways: through makeup (easy) and through posing (easier).

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HOW INSANE IS THIS?

JUST IN TIME FOR THE OSCARS!

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HEADLINE BLUNDERS

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HILLARY DUFF'S ENGAGEMENT

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INSURANCE SUMMIT

We had a wonderful performance of When Joey Married Bobby tonight--despite the snow. One of the most savvy audienceS who "got" everything and more gays than usual so they appreciated the "reads" more than a straighter crowd. But I was chomping at the bit to see the news with insurce reform hanging in the balance.

Obama was smart to force this debate with both parties to be televised. But honey, it doesn't matter what the republicans have to say at this point. The voted again and again not to even discuss health care reform, much less pass something which we all desperately need. Scott Brown just won a senate seat by claiming that he'd be the vote that defeated health care. Republican Jim Demint-ed wanted the defeat of health care to be Obama's Waterloo--that is his word.

But if you defeat the president at every turn, how does the country progress at all in the 4 years Obama's in office? Republicans slammed newly elected Massachusetts senator Scott Brown for deserting his fellow republicans to vote for a democrat-sponsored jobs bill yesterday. As if there is any question that our high unemployment rates don't warrant some kind of jobs bill! Republicans want to paint EVERY suggestion by Obama as over-the-top socialist crap put forward by a muslim non-American citizen. Not only is this not true, but if this dishonest ideology wins, the country loses out on jobs and health care reform.

Obama told Lamar Alexander that his assertions were not "factually accurate."
Obama, that's a lie! Call it one! Shame him! And hold republicans' feet to the fire for not wanting to reform health care at all as Wellpoint announces a 39% increase in premiums. 1 in 9 insured americans are covered by Wellpoint--but the scheisters change their name from state to state to make it harder to track them down.

Obama, the republicans will not give you an inch. So why are you watering down insurance reform which has already passed both houses of congress to try to please them? In doing so, you're losing your base!

Republicans opposed social security and medicare. But former democratic legislators and executive branches had the balls to say WE KNOW THESE PROGRAMS ARE RIGHT EVEN IF THE PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY ARE TOO DUMB TO KNOW THEIR BEST INTERESTS BECAUSE INSURANCE/PHARMA LOBBYISTS SPEND MILLIONS PER DAY TO POISON OUR PERCEPTIONS AGAINST REFORMING HEALTH CARE. We have been bitching about our broken insurance system for decades! Suddenly it's a bad idea? Health care costs cause more bankruptcies than anything else in this country!

Obama, you know that meaningful, far-reaching reform is right for our people. Do the right thing and let's try to fix this country with bold strokes and no pandering to people who are looking for your Waterloo. OR THEY'LL SURELY FIND IT. Cuz you'll lose your base with your wishy-washy let-me-go-to-the-center-and-get-none-of-the-things--you-campaigned-on tactics.

AND NOW, HERE'S A CUTE PIC OF OUR CAST APRES SHOW TONIGHT! WINE WAS SERVED! HICCUP!

ANTHONY WEINER RULES!

I WAS SO PROUD TO BE FROM NEW YORK AFTER SEEING REP ANTHONY WEINER CALL OUT THE REPUBLICANS IN THE HOUSE OUT AS PUPPETS OF INSURANCE COMPANIES. THE SAD THING IS THAT HALF THE DEMS ARE BOUGHT TOO. THE OTHER SAD THING IS HIS DYE JOB--TOO DARK!

LOVE THIS!

THE ONION STRIKES AGAIN!

FROM THE ONION: TIGER WOODS ANNOUNCES RETURN TO SEX



PONTE VEDRA BEACH, FL—In an announcement highly anticipated by sex fans around the world, Tiger Woods told a small gathering of reporters, family, and lovers Friday that the most dominant fornicator on the planet would soon return to sex.

"Not being able to get out there and have sex has really been tough on me," Woods said. "I've missed it. I love fucking with all my heart."

MORE: THEONION.COM

I WILL ALWAYS CROAK YOU

HERE'S A SAD TRICK! MAKE THEM WAIT A MINUTE BETWEEN EACH CHORUS SO THAT THEY WILL BE DELIGHTED TO HEAR ANY RASP THAT COMES OUT AND THEN END WITH THAT PHONY LAUGH.

SHERRY VINE'S B'DAY ROAST

THE HATEFUL AND HILARIOUS BIANCA DEL RIO (BELOW) STOLE THE SHOW!



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SOBBING OVER THIS ONE!

THIS KEITH OLBERMANN SPECIAL COMMENT IS 13 MINUTES LONG. IT'S WELL WORTH WATCHING AND MAKE SURE YOU GET OUT YOUR HANDKERCHIEF!

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

CARRIE PREJEAN #2?

NOPE! THIS ONE IS A LOT WORSE!

Someone posted this on my facebook page yesterday and I didn't fully grasp it. Some trash interviewed on Fox news (natch) has claimed that the homosexuality is punishable by death, according to the bible. But the LA Times reports that the city of Beverly Hills is "shocked" by her title because there is no such title as Miss Beverly Hills.



So why would Fox interview her and honor her title without even investigating it? Because they want to spread their hateful ideology so much that they air the misguided psycho Glen Beck even though all of his advertisers have pulled out because of HIS outrageous statements.

A month ago we were screaming that fundamentalists were influencing Uganda to adopt death to homos legislation. So now we know that they will air their poisonous views in this country as well. Not happy to keep us from getting married, enlisted and fair housing and employment. They want us dead! And every time you watch Glee, American Idol, Bones, Cops or the NAACP Image awards you put money in the pockets of conservatives at Fox who want to kill gays. This should deeply disturb all gays and anyone who cares about equal rights for all. Wake up people. Or just keep paying evil people who wanna murder you because you love watching one of the contestants on American Idol. Paying for your own death. That's what you're doing.

LET'S MAKE NYC LESS FUN!

RAY KELLY IS SHORTENING PARADES IN NYC? Claiming that Sunday is the day for mot parades and that's the day of the least manpower. Um, yeah! And it also happens to be the day that most people have off and mopst businesses are closed so we can attend the parades. Granted, NYC's gay pride parade is a mass-marketing fest nowadays but the sheer size of it is impressive and empowering. Don't screw it any more!



FROM TODAY'S DAILY NEWS:

Who's got the courage to notify drag queens Lypsinka and Hedda Lettuce that Lady Bunny can be in the West Village pageant, but not them?Will the Three Kings Parade in El Barrio have only Two Kings? Will mermaids in Coney Island this June have to cut off their tail fins to make it down Surf Ave. faster?Will Macy's have to choose between Bart Simpson, Hello Kitty and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

MORE: DAILYNEWS

KOOKY CHRISTIANS!

FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIANS ARE RETARDED! YOU NEEDED MORE PROOF?

THANKS, LORD, FOR THIS REMINDER OF OUR SINS!



A confused Virginia official claims that women who have undergone abortions risk deformities in later children as god's punishment for their abortions. His mixed up reasoning stems from some crap in the bible about the first-born of every man and animal belongs to god. That's why Jesus, god's first-born was sacrificed, I guess. But wouldn't this reasoning advocate the mandatory sacrifice of each first child? So mandatory abortions for first-born. I guess wht I'm trying to say is that the bible makes no sense and contradicts itself so only a fool would follow it's "teachings."

But I understand that there are reasonable christians out there. Why aren't you actively denouncing the people who are twisting the teachings you believe in? They are making you look ridiculous. And why aren't all politicians penalized for blending church and state? Separation of church and state is what this nation was founded on!

FROM SODAHEAD.COM:

Birth Defects Are God's Punishment For Abortions

Just when you thought sane Christians and Republicans had enough to deal with on the loony tune front, Virginia state Delegate Bob Marshall gave a speech to Planned Parenthood in which he claimed birth defects are the result of women having had previous abortions.

Bob said:

“The number of children who are born subsequent to a first abortion with handicaps has increased dramatically. Why? Because when you abort the first born of any, nature takes its vengeance on the subsequent children,” said Marshall, a Republican.

GOD IS GREAT, GOD IS GOOD. LET US THANK HIM FOR BIRTH DEFECTS!



(I'LL BET SHE GIVES A MEAN HAND JOB! WHEN SHE'S NOT VOGUING. SHEESH! CAN YOU IMAGINE HER MANICURE BILL?)


MORE: SODAHEAD

AND HERE IS RACHEL MADDOWS VERY ILLUMINATING SEGMENT ON THIS IF YOU LIKE YOUR NEWS IN VIDEO FORMAT. SHe also discusses how VA's newly-elected governor has swiftly reinstated discrimination against gays in the workplace. Provingonce again that repubs=turning back the clock on civil rights.

SCROLL DOWN AND WATCH: RAWSTORY.COM

A REAL GAS!

BRAZILIAN REALITY STARS IN THE BUFF!

MEET THIAGO AND ROGERIO, TWO CONTESTANTS FROM BRAZIL'S BIG BROTHER. IF WE HAD REALITY STARS LIKE THIS I MIGHT WATCH THAT SHIT! SORRY, SNOOKI!










LOVE THE OLD TRIMMING SHRUBS MAKES ME HARD POSE!



THIS CUTE LITTLE DOG IS ABOUT TO GET IT!

A MIRACLE!

TOAST MIRACULOUSLY APPEARS ON JESUS'S FACE!

THIOSE AUSSIES!

A few months ago, they demanded refunds from a Britney concert down under. But this is sad, cuz Whitney once could sing so beautifully. It's heartbreaking to see her superstar moves accompanied by a badly weakened voice.

PENIS PANTS!

HOW TO PAY TOP DOLLAR TO LOOK RETARDED! THIS WAS ACTUALLY SHOWN IN A SPANISH FASHION SHOW.

ISABEL MASTACHE Fall Winter 2010 / 11 Cibeles from NEOMODA on Vimeo.

BUT OBVIOUSLY, IT'S NOT A NEW IDEA!

$20 TIX FOR 2/25!

BOYS NIGHT at WHEN JOEY MARRIED BOBBY

Theatre 80, 80 St Marks Place (bet 1st and 2nd Ave)

Only $20 for the show plus a post-theatre reception!
Purchase a $20.00 (regularly $30) ticket to 8pm performance of When Joey Married Bobby on Thurs Feb 25th and receive a free open wine bar at a post-show (10pm) Boys Night reception in Lounge at Theatre 80. This is a perfect opportunity to see the show and mingle with fellow theatre-goers. We will invite the cast to attend the reception, and you never know who will show up.



"Critic’s Pick” - Backstage

“Lady Bunny is riotously funny.” –GaySocialites.com

“I can’t think of anyone currently giving a funnier performance on a New York theatre stage than Tina McKissick in When Joey Married Bobby.” –Broadway World

From the comic mind of GLAAD-Award winning playwright William Wyatt comes a tale about gay marriage in an ultra-conservative household. Bright-eyed hunk Joey (former Detroit Tiger pitcher Matthew Pender) has finally met the man of his dreams and is ready to take a plunge into marriage. The thought of a gay wedding has Joey's Southern socialite mother Sarah Edwards (Two Time SAG Award Nominee Tina McKissick) in quite a tizzy. Worried that the news of her son's nuptials might jeopardize her chances of winning "Christian of the Year," Sarah stops at nothing to protect her name, image, and reputation. The legendary Lady Bunny co-stars in the play as the power-wielding, Baptist Minister's Wife, Charity Divine.

SPECIAL OFFER: $20 (reg. $30) for Thurs February 25th at 8pm

TO REDEEM:

1) CALL 212.388.0388 and mention code JOEYBOYS

2) VISIT the Theatre 80 Box Office 80 St. Marks Place, with a printout of this offer.


RESTRICTIONS:
*Good for Thurs Feb 25th only. Offer not valid in conjunction with any other offer or on previously purchased tickets. Subject to availability and prior sale. All sales final. No refunds or exchanges. Offer may be revoked at any time. Other restrictions may apply.


MICHAEL MUSTO ON WHEN JOEY MARRIED BOBBY IN THIS WEEK'S LA DOLCE MUSTO

The love child of Orson Welles and Carol Channing, Lady Bunny co-stars in the high-pitched Off-Broadway comedy When Joey Married Bobby, which has observations like, "Newt Gingrich understands the sanctity of marriage. He's had three wives!" Bunny's sparkly pantsuit alone is enough to get gay marriage approved in the purple states.

NET NEUTRALITY IN DANGER

YOU NEVER MISS THE WATER TIL IT'S GONE. You won't hear much about this on tv because most stations accept advertising from Comcast, AT&T and the other corporations who seek to limit freedom of speech on the internet. The only weapon we have against enormous corporate budgets and lobbyists are grass roots organizations ...and signing petitons like the one below.

Net Neutrality is the guiding principle that preserves the free and open Internet.

Net Neutrality means that Internet service providers may not discriminate between different kinds of content and applications online. It guarantees a level playing field for all Web sites and Internet technologies.

Net Neutrality is the reason the Internet has driven economic innovation, democratic participation and free speech online. It protects the consumer's right to use any equipment, content, application or service without interference from the network provider. With Net Neutrality, the network's only job is to move data -- not to choose which data to privilege with higher quality service.



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INSURANCE HIKE FOR FACEBOOK USERS?

I remember hearing the story of someone who was gleefully twittering and posting pics from their vacation in a faraway land. Only to find that they returned to find their home burgled. I giggled at the notion of someone tweeting "just parked the car in the airport lot" and receiveing a tweet back "I know. I'm driving it."

I guess that trend caught on... Now there's something else to lie about your insurance provider to--whether or not you use social networking sites like Facebook.

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WACKY VIDEO FROM TAMMIE BROWN

(WHO WAS A CONTESTANT ON LAST SEASON'S RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE.)

POOKIE!

ZSA ZSA GOES THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS IN THIS WEIRD 70's CLIP.

LOVE THIS!

FANTASTIC MADDOW CLIP FROM LAST NIGHT

WHY ARE POLITICOS SO AFRAID TO USE THE WORD LIE?

Yesterday, Colon Powell said that Dick Cheney's statement that the US is less safe because of Obama's policies was "not borne out by the facts." That means it's a lie.

Even lefties Rachel Maddow and Barney Frank call republicans out for voting against the stimulus while bashing it on national tv, but accepting the stimulus $ and then taking credit for the jobs it creates in their districts. Rachel and Barney call this "hypocrisy" and "intellectual dishonesty." I think it would resonate a lot more with the people in this country if someone were jumping up and down and screaming that republicans are stinking liars and that these easily documented lies call into question EVERYTHING THEY STAND FOR. THE BASTARDS JUST WANT OBAMA TO FAIL--EVEN AT THE EXPENSE OF OUR JOBS AND HEALTH CARE REFORM.

I realize that people are frustrated enough to fly a plane into an IRS building to prove their point--and they are frustrated with both parties. Deservedly so, since Mary Landrieu and other corrupt democrats sold their vote on health care in such plain view that it was sickening. I share the frustration. But people, don't have such a short attention span that you slam democrats and want to vote them out of office because the mess the worst president in our history made is taking time to clean up. We're unhappy because there's a recession so we forget to give Obama credit for preventing A DEPRESSION which would have been far worse. A minute ago democrats were the answer to the corrupt, corporate republicans who killed us during two terms of Bush. The democrats have their problems but only an idiot would have so little understanding of the way things work that they'd be ready to try republican again. Republican policies don't even make a lick of sense and they even contradict themselves. Or rather, LIE.

As Rachel puts it in this fantastic clip: "How do you negotiate with someone who thinks the sky is both blue and green about sky color?"

YOU CAN'T! BECAUSE REPUBLICANS POSITIONS ON THE ISSUES MAKE NO KINDA SENSE! SO YOU HOLD THEIR LYING FEET TO THE FIRE AND DENOUNCE THEM AND THE FEW REMAINING MORONS WHO SUPPORT THEM!

BUNNY AND PERFIDIA FROM PALLADIUM DAYS!

A BLOW JOB FOR BILLY BOB!

THIS TIDBIT IS FROM ESTER GOLDBERG'S AMUSING BLOG:



Want your driveway paved? Maybe Billie Bob here can help you out – I hear he comes cheap – if you don’t mind getting a little dirt on your knees. Billie Bob and his partner traveled from Winston-Salem, North Carolina, to Spartanburg in hopes of drummin’ up a little work last Tuesday. The two encountered a 55-year-old woman in Chesnee and offered up their asphalt services. The woman said the sales pitch quickly took a perverted turn after Billie Bob began to make sexual comments about her jewelry. Whaaa…? Jewelry?

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WHOOTY=WHITE GIRL WITH A BOOTY

THE LADY GAGA DOLL!

AND THIS IS A HOT MESS!

NEW TRANNY NIGHT IN NYC

JUICE RECORDS PRESENTS

LADYBOI

The new Wednesday Night Bash For Bois Who Tuck- Girls That Munch & The Friends Who Love Them!!!!

NO COVER 21+ Please Dress to impress - Tranny Freak Chic Encouraged

Now NY has an a new official Tranny Night! A comfortable elegant spot for Crossdressers both Male & Female, Drag Queens & Kings, and everyone in between to mingle- show off and celebrate life!

Located in the legendary Chinese Massage Parlor HAPPY ENDING LOUNGE (DOWNSTAIRS LADYBOI LOUNGE LOVER LEVEL /SHOWER ROOMS) were many a "happy ending" took place! DON'T WORRY BITCHES - WE CLEANED IT ALREADY!!
www.happyendinglounge.com

Hosted by Juice Records Recording Artist " SCANDELLE"
www.myspace.com/scandelle
with
YUHUA HAMASAKI
ERIK ELIAS
GAILE V & KASIA

BILLY PORTER: THE WORLD GOES 'ROUND

TALK ABOUT MAKING A SONG YOUR OWN! THIS MAN CAN SING!

RAVEN O: ONE NIGHT WITH YOU

Raven's one-man show opens tomorrow night!

DO NOT MISS RAVEN O'S ONE-MAN SHOW! 2 SHOWS: 2/23 and 3/2.

Bleecker St. Theater



Raven O is the definition of enigma. Known worldwide for his starring role in Cirque Du Soleil’s Zumanity, Raven O is a master at captivating audiences. On stage, he is the son of the devil one minute, a soul wrenching swan singer the next. His performances are fearless, provocative and often times off-the-wall. Raven O gets away with comments most entertainers would not dare say, like labeling women larger than size zero, “fat (expletive) bitches”. Even his insults have fans rolling in the aisles. On February 23 and March 2, Raven O performs his one-man show, One Night with You ─ an autobiographical look at his life in story and song ─ at New York’s Bleecker Street Theatre.

ANN-MARGRET-A-GO-GO!

OUTRAGEOUS!

BIG DICK FESTIVAL

IN ASIA, OF ALL PLACES!

HAPPY VD DAY FROM LINDA SIMPSON

HER TWISTED VD VERSION OF BITCHES IN THE SKY.


BITCHESINTHESKY

IN PORTLAND TONIGHT!

I'M SPINNING FOR MITCHELL GOLD/BOB WILLIAMS STORE HERE SO POP BY IF YOU ARE IN THE AREA. BUT I'M AFRAID THEY DO NOT CARRY ANY OF THE ITEMS SOLD IN THE FOLLOWING CLIP.

EVEN A 16 YEAR OLD CAN SEE IT.

ARETHA'S SNICKERS AD!

GET READY TO SPEW!

A family shouldn’t have to wait until Sunday to worship the Lord. Now you can go to church every day without leaving your home. Participate in more than 24 unique and exhilarating Ceremonies. Be sure to try them all. The more you play, the more Grace points you collect. Then trade in your Grace points to unlock the Holy Mysteries.

NEW BOOK ON ARA GALLANT

"Ara Gallant was one of the greatest image makers of the Sixties..." Steven Meisel

Anjelica Huston wrote a wonderful introduction and The Richard Avedon Foundation kindly sponsored the project by allowing use of some of his most iconic images. The book also features interviews with fashion legends such as Twiggy, Jean Shrimpton, Veruschka, Penelope Tree, Lauren Hutton, Steven Meisel, Bert Stern, Polly Mellen, and many others.



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AMANDA LEAR VIDEO PREVIEW

SNAEK PEAK FROM HER NEW CD:

FROM KAREL TO OBAMA

KAREL IS A NEW TALK SHOW HOST WHOSE SAN FRAN-BASED SHOW IS BROADCAST WEEKDAYS ON GREEN960.COM WEEKDAYS AT 6:00PM EASTERN TIME. I THINK HE REALLY HITS THE NAIL ON THE JEAD WITH THIS LETTER TO OBAMA.

Dear President Obama



Greetings. I would like to speak to you today about your permeating theme of bipartisanship, particularly in regards to healthcare, but also on a broader scale.

I would also like to speak to you about the populist anger that many keep referring to in the country today; you see, they both are related.

Like you, I talk to many people for a living and then render an opinion. I’m a communicator, an entertainer that speaks to and hears from hundreds of thousands of Americans and they’re angry and frustrated, and the reason is so painfully clear; yet it is something no Democrat, yourself included, seems to be able to vocalize. They don’t want bipartisanship, they want leadership; right suffix, wrong word.

You see, Republicans, neocons, the Right has had their say, for eight years, and it destroyed us. Over those eight years they diid not practice bipartisanship, they practiced a mock dictatorship or coup. Democrats sat by and basically watched as the country was decimated; in 2006 when the country gave the Congress a Democratic majority, Nancy Pelosi, your speaker of the House, refused to impeach George W. Bush (we both know starting the proceedings doesn’t mean removal, but it’s the process that’s important) and Democrats continued to support and fund the wars which the people that sent them there opposed. We didn’t want bipartisanship then, either, we wanted resolutions.

The fact is, Republicans lost because We, the People, wanted them to. We were tired of their governance, their style, their lack of concern for the people and their sole focus on corporations and monied interests. We sent you, and others to Washington D.C. for change, we gave you a majority, and now we want that change. What we don’t want is rehashed ideas that only serve the Republican masters of money and power.

Take heath care in the United States. Poll after poll, and call after call to my show, make it very clear that people don’t want health insurance reform, they want access to health care. During your big push, you told us, We, the People, that 40,000 of us each year would die without access to health care. Many of us took the figure of 100 of us a day dying literally; in fact, when the horrible earthquake in Haiti hit, and the world responded, many of my listeners thought perhaps if the 40,000 dead in America from lack of health care ended up rotting and bloating on the White House lawn as people were in the streets of Haiti that maybe the world would care for our tragedy; maybe our Congress would respond.

READ THE REST: GREEN960.COM

I LOVE BANJO DISCO!

IMAGINE THIS WITH BARRY WHITE'S ORCHESTRA CLAD ALL IN WHITE WITH WHITE HORNS AND VIOLINS!



AND HERE'S BONNIE POINTERS SENSATIONAL FREE ME FROM MY FREEDOM WITH A BANJO BREAKDOWN.

"WITH AYDS, I CAN'T KEEP THE WEIGHT ON!"

KICKY NEW SONG!

KICKY OLD VIDEO!

SICK!

Possibly one of the darkest educational films of the 1950's; this is an excerpt of a much longer film. It features a creepy milk man lecturing some zombie school children along with a very disturbi...
Possibly one of the darkest educational films of the 1950's; this is an excerpt of a much longer film. It features a creepy milk man lecturing some zombie school children along with a very disturbing possessed alien puppet named "Mr. Half-Pint" about the benefits of drinking white white milk.

This clip has been furnished by the good folks at Fucksy.tv.

OLD MUSIC THAT'S NEW!

BECAUSE IT'S RARE AND YOU HAVEN'T HEARD IT! I ESPECIALLY ENJOYED FILTHY LUKA'S BROKEN HEARTS VALENTINES DAY SELECTION. IT CONTAINS SOME PATTI AND EMOTIONS BALLADS I'VE NEVER HEARD. SMOOTH, SILKY, SEXY SOUL.

THEDOWNLOWRADIO.COM

FALLING FOR GERONIMOOOOOOOOOOO!

NYC'S MOST POPULAR GO-GO BOY!

I work with the cutie at Splash on Sundays and Rockit! at Amalia on Fridays. I've seen a whole lotta lot of meat dangling during my decades long career in night clubs (besides my gut) but Geronimo has an extra dose of star quality which sets the prerequisite muscled physique and handsome face apart-A MAGNETIC SMILE! I guess other dancers rely too heavily on that I-hear-porno-soundtrack-music-in-the-beackround-and imagine-smoke-machines-while-I-scowl approach. G is cheery, engaging and looks like he's having a blast. I find it very refreshing.




Now the enterprising hottie has launched a website with his dancing schedule, video reel (make sure you watch the adorable telemundo clip at the end) and even a line of Just G Style merchandise. Normally you think of strippers taking stuff off, but this guy has actually found a way to market arm and leg band money pouches to other erotic dancers!


LADY BUNNY: In a short time, your popularity as a go-go god has you gracing the covers of magazines and shaking your stuff almost every night of the week! To what do you attribute your sudden popularity?

GERONIMO: Probably my big feet--I mean my big smile!




LB: And you’re taking go-go dancing to a new level with your merchandise line. How did the doll come about?


G: DJ Lina, Amanda Lepore, Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett and Menudo have a doll so I wanted one, too. But the doll really chose me--I really didn’t choose the doll. I think it’s a good likeness. And it’s perfect for guy and gals who want to “play with me.”




LB: And in a business where guys take it all off, your merch also includes go-go attire. Tell us about the practicality of the strap-on money pouch.


G: I thought of the money pouch one night when I got tired of telling people that it was all me and not singles down there.


LB: Jesus! I’ve never masturbated and snorted poppers during an interview before! And what inspired other parts of your signature look? Bandanas on the shoes, etc.




G: You know how us Dominicans do, baby. We all about the bandanas.


LB: And grammar, I see. Which item is selling best?


G: The Go-Go Doll. I think it’s either being used for spit ball practice or voodoo.





LB: Well, it is a perfect size for insertion. Um, so I’m told...How does a typical go-go hunk's day begin? You wake up, pull your cock out of my ass, vomit, I pay you, you leave and then what?


G: Then we wake up from the horrible nightmare to realize it's worse--we're at The Cock!


LB: I’m old and out of touch. Is the average tip still $1? And how far does that get you? A pat on the butt? A crotch fondle?




G: Yes, average is a $1 cause a quarter doesn’t come in a bill. And some cheapskates want a nut and a hard on for $1!


LB: Has anyone ever asked you for change back? Hell, yeah! A change of a dollar, from one asshole. That’s why I no longer speak to Shequida. How do you deal with obnoxious, fat, old, lecherous drunk men who just won’t leave you alone?


G: Well, Bunny. Usually I just move to the other bar and wait for you to pass out and then I feel safe.


LB: I called you earlier and you said in a husky whisper “I’m on set.” Could that possibly mean a porno set so that we’ll get to see what is dangling provocatively in your briefs in action one day?


G: No, set meaning a commercial for one of many NYC tv shows. I’m an actor by day. I've just been acting in the role of a go-go dancer for the past 2 years.


LB: For those who might fancy their chances of hooking up after you clock out, what is your sexual orientation?




G: Sorry, fellas--I’m into the ladies. I’m not gay for pay, confused, curious, and will never be influenced by alcohol since I don’t drink.


LB: (Note to self: bring date rape drugs for Geronio’s water bottle.) I saw you making out with a girl one night at Rockit, but I imagined that you were probably trying to impress me to improve your chances. But I also noticed that you have a killer smile—are straight guys as addicted to bleaching their teeth as gay guys are? Or did you feel pressured to bleach your teeth when you entered the gay circuit?


G: These chiclets have never been bleached.




LB: Amazing! And another reason to hate you. But just so you know, after your doll has been up my ass for a few hours, the teeth on it do become somewhat stained. Anyhoo, are there any memorable events you’ve danced for that stick out as particularly fun?


G: Hell, yeah! Boy Box at G Lounge and Peter R. Work parties. Hiro is always rockin’ and don’t forget Providence/Club 57 on Saturday nights. Josh Woods parties with Marco Ovando, Splash with its fun poles, The Monster with its cool stage and the Fire Island parties which we all love. Shit! I might just be gay.


LB: Here’s hoping!


Check out Geronimo’s sizzling pics, appearance schedule and merchandise at JUSTGSTYLE.COM.

OUCH!

(THIS IS ACTUALLY PART OF A COMMERCIAL FOR SNOW TIRES.)

YOU GO, GIRL!

THE BEEGEES NEVER KNEW!

LOVE THIS!

FAYE DUNAWAY'S MUG SHOT

I'm watching Bonnie & Clyde on TCM. Faye Dunaway has to be the one of the most exotic, gorgeous spidermonkey-looking things ever. She's part Debbie Harry, part Michelle Pfeiffer, part Brigitte Bardot, Britt Eklund, Jill St. John, Amanda Lear, even Diana Ross. I don't like to say that anyone is THE BEST, but she is cer...tainly one of the most spellbinding creatures ever filmed. Raquel Welch is up there too, but not too many have hit that high since these in this slut's humble opinion.

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THIS IS VERY FORWARD THINKING FOR 1975!

WANDA SYKES ON LENO!

THIS HILARIOUS NUT GOES OFF ON A VARIETY OF THINGS--LIKE THE NBC MENU FOR BLACK HISTORY MONTH!

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THIS THING IS SO OFF!

AMANDA LEAR SITING!

THE TRANSSEXUAL GODDESS WAS SNAPPED LOOKING LOVELY AT A SIGNIING FOR HER NEW CD IN PARIS. SHE'S FLANKED BY PHOTOGRAPHER GABRIEL MOGINOT AND UBER-DESIGNER MR. PEARL.



THE GODDESS IN HER HEYDAY:

AMAZING CARNAVAL COSTUMES

SEE

SO NUTS!

PENIS ACTING 101

DONG DONG DONG DONG!

SHERRY VINE AS TAYLOR SWIFT

I WHO HAVE NOTHING

I don't know what to make of this. If this is "her" singing, she has a good voice. But I'm a little thrown off by the fact that youtube claims it's a concert video. There are as a few far shots of a concert stage edited in, but she ain't in 'em. This was sent to me with "bright sparkling diamond" in the subject line.

WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU MIX EXSTACY W/ KFC?

A FLASHBACK TO DISCO 2000'S CLARA THE CHICKEN!

KIDNAPPING FOR JESUS!

10 BAPTIST MISSIONARIES ARRESTED IN HAITI FOR TRYING TO SPIRIT AWAY 33 KIDS.

HUFFPO

MITZI GAYNOR: GEORGIE GIRL

OK, so I'm on a kick with this kook. When she removes the hat, her pigtails come off with it! Cuckoo!

RAQUEL WELCH SIZZLING IN FLAREUP

MITZI GAYNOR ON TOUR!

MITZI IN HER HEYDAY--SHE DISCOVERED BOB MACKIE!

WITCHIEPOO FOR LEMONADE!

JUICY GOSSIP!

Rue McClanahan has unfortunately had a stroke. Dan Matthews, who she knows through her work with PETA, visited her. Betty White had sent her a card which tickled Rue. It read something to the effect of Dear Rue, I hope you will hurry up and die so that I can be the last Golden Girl left. NOT KIDDING! And Patricia McNeal was on the way in to vist as Dan exited!