A BLOW JOB FOR BILLY BOB!

THIS TIDBIT IS FROM ESTER GOLDBERG'S AMUSING BLOG:



Want your driveway paved? Maybe Billie Bob here can help you out – I hear he comes cheap – if you don’t mind getting a little dirt on your knees. Billie Bob and his partner traveled from Winston-Salem, North Carolina, to Spartanburg in hopes of drummin’ up a little work last Tuesday. The two encountered a 55-year-old woman in Chesnee and offered up their asphalt services. The woman said the sales pitch quickly took a perverted turn after Billie Bob began to make sexual comments about her jewelry. Whaaa…? Jewelry?

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