February 24, 2010

KOOKY CHRISTIANS!

FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIANS ARE RETARDED! YOU NEEDED MORE PROOF?

THANKS, LORD, FOR THIS REMINDER OF OUR SINS!



A confused Virginia official claims that women who have undergone abortions risk deformities in later children as god's punishment for their abortions. His mixed up reasoning stems from some crap in the bible about the first-born of every man and animal belongs to god. That's why Jesus, god's first-born was sacrificed, I guess. But wouldn't this reasoning advocate the mandatory sacrifice of each first child? So mandatory abortions for first-born. I guess wht I'm trying to say is that the bible makes no sense and contradicts itself so only a fool would follow it's "teachings."

But I understand that there are reasonable christians out there. Why aren't you actively denouncing the people who are twisting the teachings you believe in? They are making you look ridiculous. And why aren't all politicians penalized for blending church and state? Separation of church and state is what this nation was founded on!

FROM SODAHEAD.COM:

Birth Defects Are God's Punishment For Abortions

Just when you thought sane Christians and Republicans had enough to deal with on the loony tune front, Virginia state Delegate Bob Marshall gave a speech to Planned Parenthood in which he claimed birth defects are the result of women having had previous abortions.

Bob said:

“The number of children who are born subsequent to a first abortion with handicaps has increased dramatically. Why? Because when you abort the first born of any, nature takes its vengeance on the subsequent children,” said Marshall, a Republican.

GOD IS GREAT, GOD IS GOOD. LET US THANK HIM FOR BIRTH DEFECTS!



(I'LL BET SHE GIVES A MEAN HAND JOB! WHEN SHE'S NOT VOGUING. SHEESH! CAN YOU IMAGINE HER MANICURE BILL?)


MORE: SODAHEAD

AND HERE IS RACHEL MADDOWS VERY ILLUMINATING SEGMENT ON THIS IF YOU LIKE YOUR NEWS IN VIDEO FORMAT. SHe also discusses how VA's newly-elected governor has swiftly reinstated discrimination against gays in the workplace. Provingonce again that repubs=turning back the clock on civil rights.

SCROLL DOWN AND WATCH: RAWSTORY.COM