February 24, 2010

LET'S MAKE NYC LESS FUN!

RAY KELLY IS SHORTENING PARADES IN NYC? Claiming that Sunday is the day for mot parades and that's the day of the least manpower. Um, yeah! And it also happens to be the day that most people have off and mopst businesses are closed so we can attend the parades. Granted, NYC's gay pride parade is a mass-marketing fest nowadays but the sheer size of it is impressive and empowering. Don't screw it any more!



FROM TODAY'S DAILY NEWS:

Who's got the courage to notify drag queens Lypsinka and Hedda Lettuce that Lady Bunny can be in the West Village pageant, but not them?Will the Three Kings Parade in El Barrio have only Two Kings? Will mermaids in Coney Island this June have to cut off their tail fins to make it down Surf Ave. faster?Will Macy's have to choose between Bart Simpson, Hello Kitty and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

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