Lady Bunny Blog: August 2011

My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell my wife that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

My wife went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

My wife said, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."

My wife replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."

The pharmacist said, "Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week."

With loonies like Bachmann in their camp, republican candidates shouldn't shock me anymore. But Rick Perry suggested, in 2009, that Texas secede from the United States. And now republicans want him to run the country that he wanted dismantle just 2 years ago? CLUELESS!

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And follow this clip to find that not only was Perry once a democrat, he was even AL Gore's Texas campaign manager in 1998!

POLITIFACT

According to David Gest in the UK Mirror, the pop diva played footsy with Jackos's chimp?

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AND THIS SHIT IS BANANAS! Solange Knowles was recently denied entrance to a Miami club. She claims that it was discrimination. The police claim that it's because she was carrying a huge inflatable banana!?! Someone needs to charge her for that horrible hair!

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I hate the sound, of course. But there is something to be said of a whore who knows well enough that she's a whore and that as such, she needs to start her "music" video crawling on all fours with ass up and wet. But why not just do another sex tape and save our ears?

Love the foot on top of the head!

And gag on this jumpsuit with matching boot!

Yes, I'm still juvenile enough to giggle at someone falling or getting hurt. For some reason, the fact that they are reporters makes it ten times funnier.

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FROM NEXT:

The ball community mourns the passing of original house mother Paris Dupree, the namesake of the landmark documentary Paris Is Burning.

In New York’s drag ball world, Paris Dupree was considered a legend among legends. As the founding mother of the House of Dupree, she was an inimitable force, an iconic figure who mobilized young, urban gays to express themselves in ways that mainstreamAmerica could not quite understand. That is until the release of Jennie Livingston 1990 documentary Paris Is Burning, which was named after one of Dupree’s grand balls. Details of Dupree’s death remain unconfirmed, but friends and fans began Tweeting “R.I.P. Paris Dupree” on August 15. She was living in New York City at the time of her passing.

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There is undeniably some talent here, but that doesn't make me hate this any less. It's the Blue Man Group dressed in white and they sing=PUKE! I guess thanks are in order to mayors Giuliani and Bloomberg who have NYC so safe that safe garbage like this is filling theaters as powerhouse Broadway stars sit unemployed.

THEN YOU NEED WINKERS!

Now I know it looks like a gorgeous day in NYC, but please be very careful! I was so tired of being cooped up indoors for 2 days that I just took a walk and a leaf--probably dislodged by the Irene's heavy winds--fell off a tree and hit me on my head! So if you must go out wear protective head gear. And bring your flashlights--if another gust dislodges several leaves at once they might block the sun and make it too dark for you to see.

LITERALLY SCARED SHITLESS!

WOOF! This is dreadful! Maybe we should slash school budgets if they can afford a full orchestra to back up crap like this! Please tell me it's a private school.

LOVE HER!

BOBBIE SINGS FUNK!

IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW HER, THIS WAS BIGGEST HIT--ABOUT SUICIDE!

BUT VERY ENTERTAINING. Sounds a little like Debbie Harry and the second older gal/uy looks like Vanessa Redgrave.

This is odd. I don't understand the freaky imagery coupled with what is a country song with I Love Rock 'N' Roll's drums. It's a good song and she really kills the slower songs in concert because she can actually sing. But why the formation dancing to a slow song and the constant references to Jesus?

Didn't she do a country version of Born This Way? Is this to heighten her crossover factor? Why not just drop the freaky costumes and edgy Frankenstein imagery and the fucking umlaut over the u in You and be a country artist. Either it's edgy or it's country in my book. But at least it's a slowed down song with some nice chords in it and not the whipped up trash of Judas, Hair and Edge Of Glory.

And, no, the senator is not interested in cutting Medicaid, Medicare and Social Security—at all.

“Social Security has not contributed a nickel to the deficit, it has a $2.6 trillion surplus, and it can pay out every benefit owed to every eligible American for the next twenty-five years. It must not be cut,” explained Sanders. “Instead of balancing the budget on the backs of working families, the elderly, the children, the sick and the most vulnerable, it is time to ask the wealthiest people and most profitable corporations in this country to pay their fair share.”

That was not a presidential campaign stump speech. Sanders is running for re-election for the Senate.

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Lypsinka will be performing in the window of Bergdorf Goodman for Fashion's Night Out. Johnny Dynell and I will be spinning inside so pop by if you are out and about!

READ INTERVIEW WITH LYPSINKA: BERGDORGGOODMAN

BY YOUTUBE VETERAN AIMEE DAVISON. Some very good tips here!

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Moron Michele Bachmann promised today that she would lock the doors of the Environmental Protection Agency and turn off the lights of this "job-killing" agency. Of course we do need jobs now, but we won't need them in 50-100 years if we can't breathe because we've made the earth uninhabitable by relaxing EPA restrictions on earth-killing corporate greed. How does someone who claims to be christian want to defile God's earth--unless she wants it all to end so she can fly up to heaven with her nelly husband.

I was in the public rest room - I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall say:

stall: "Hi, how are you?"...
Me: embarrassed, "Doin' fine!"

Stall: "So what are you up to?"...
Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here."

Stall: "Can I come over?" ....
Me: (attitude) "No, I'm a little busy right now!!"

Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!".

I'm sorry to hear that Tyra was busted over a tiny amount of weed. I guess they have that same silly law in GA that they have in NY that if drugs are in the car, everyone in the car's guilty. With police budgets slashed, you'd think they'd have bigger fish to fry. Although I guess it is silly for her friend to drive a car with illegally tinted windows--whatever that is.

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Yes, Joey Arias and Basil Twist are my sisters from waaaaaaaay back. So I'm a little biased. But if you don't believe me, check out the glowing reviews below. In it's first run, this show raised the bar for a drag act and now it's back, new and improved. I can't recommend it highly enough!

September 14-October 16
Wednesday-Saturday | 8 pm
Saturday Late Show | 10:30 pm
Sunday | 7 pm

TICKETS: $65 premium seating, $35 general seating

Arias with a Twist DELUXE This deliriously madcap fantasy revue, engorged from a world tour with all the beloved song stylings of Joey Arias enveloped in Basil Twist's eye-popping theatrical enchantment that took New York by storm, now returns with deluxe twists for your pleasure.

"Eat your heart out, Madonna."
— The New York Times

"The best show this year."
— Stage and Cinema

"A feast for the senses."
— Broadway World

TICKETS/MORE INFO: HENRYSTREET.ORG/site/PageServer?pagename=AAC_PERF_arias_with_a_twist

I'm sure that a lot of you will snicker at this gal, which is fine. She put herself on display. But what I enjoyed about this is that while she's not in shape and she's not the best dancer, she is FEELING the song and FEELING sexy. And she looks like she could f@ck your brains out--and then eat them!

PRICHARD, Ala.) It sounds like a plot for a TV show. A pastor tased at church, after firing his minister of music. Investigators say during a fight that broke our after Sunday services, a deacon pulled a pocket knife and stabbed the minister of music's mother. It all went down at the New Welcome Baptist Church in St. Elmo. Local 15'S Andrea Ramey talked exclusively with the woman who had to get 19 stitches after the brawl.

"I said, 'oh my god he done cut me!" said Agolia Moore.

WATCH VIDEO: LOCAL5TV

DEEP-FRIED BUTTER ON STICKS IS A TREET IN IOAWA: GAWKER.COM

DON'T ASK, JUST GO

BUT THIS PIC IS HILARIOUS! WHY IS THAT BRAT HOLDING A BEER?

Bangkok-based mail order gown company has a sale with glittery gowns as low as $255!

This one is accessorized by a "seaweed" cape--for that extra-fishy look!

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If you aren't going to hear the truth from adorable brats, then you don't like the truth. Let's see how many of these valid points to improve our disastrous situation make it into Obama's stump speech. I'm already hearing that his camp intends to go very negative on Romney and his weird and unlikable qualities.

Love Bill anyway, but this is a riot!

But I'd rather have a shoebox in NYC than a mansion in most other US cities!

A livid Dylan Ratigan from MSNBC lets our "bought Congress" have it and urges our president to show some leadership in calling them out. Sorry to tell ya, Dylan, but Obama is just as bought as Congress is.

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

Welcome America to the 3rd World. Probable GOP pres candidate Rick Perry held a 1/2 full prayer rally as 100,000 swarmed in hopes of getting free school supplies. Remember when public school was free? But we gotta make cuts to pay for war so the gov't can't give away books anymore.

Prayer Rally Dwarfed By Texans Who Flock To Nearby Convention Center, Desperate For Free School Supplies

FROM THINKPROGRESS.ORG:

Houston’s biggest gathering on Saturday didn’t see national television news crews. It didn’t draw out protestors. It didn’t spark its own Twitter handle. And the event — which attracted an estimated 100,0000 people to a convention center just seven miles down the road from Gov. Rick Perry (R) and The Response prayer rally — had nothing to do with religion and everything to do with Texas families struggling through hard economic times:

“Some families camped out for hours to gain admittance into Houston’s first-ever, citywide back-to-school event at George R. Brown Convention Center, where free backpacks, school supplies, uniforms, haircut vouchers, immunizations, and fresh produce were provided.

Others were turned away.

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In other news, prostitution is now a common way to pay off tuition in our "christian" country.

HUFFPO:

Seeking Arrangement: College Students Using 'Sugar Daddies' To Pay Off Loan Debt

A month prior, faced with about $15,000 in unpaid tuition and overdue bills, Taylor and her roommate typed "tuition," "debt," and "money for school" into Google. A website called SeekingArrangement.com popped up. Intrigued by the promise of what the site billed as a "college tuition sugar daddy," Taylor created a "sugar baby" profile and eventually connected with the man from Greenwich. ("Taylor" is the pseudonym she uses with men she meets online. Neither she nor any of the other women interviewed for this article permitted their real names be used.)

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Does it get any better than these nutty sunglasses? Yes, when worn with a peacock print turtleneck and nose job!

I love the way the bouffant pops out of the back of Tahjee Iman's tiara!

AND ON THIS EDITOR'S!

THE GIRL FROM TIJUANA GOES BUSKING!

I guess he likes REALLY tight pussy!

GAWKER: Man Has Sex With Cat Before Throwing It Out Window

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Her supporters claimed that her Newsweek cover pic made her look crazy. Don't know about that but she sure sounds crazy: "Speaking at campaign rally in Iowa last week, Bachmann made it clear that she'll do anything it takes to stamp out environmental protection efforts -- even if that means padlocking the front door and switching off the breakers."

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MY FIREWORK WS TOO SCANDALOUS FOR YOUTUBE BUT IT'S NOW UP ON MY HOME PAGE. Click on the link which says ENTER LADY BUNNY.NET AND THE VIDEO WILL POP UP.

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Brandon Voss & Tony Fornabaio invite you to

LADY BUNNY's BIRTHDAY BASH

New York's most legendary (aka oldest) drag queen is celebrating her birthday in the Club 57 lounge this Saturday. Come by and wish one of our favorite people a happy birthday!

*Special Performances including one by the birthday girl herself
*All Latinos receive Complimentary Blowjobs in the DJ booth
*Average music by a drunk drag queen
*Lots of surprises

Main Room: DJ Sin Morera
La Tromba: DJ MixNYC

NO COVER & OPEN BAR 10PM to 11PM

www.FVevents.com

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VAN JONES OF THE CONTRACT FOR THE AMERICAN DREAM

While I despise their policies, I admire the tea party's passion. This new campaign seeks to unite progressive Americans to steer our politicians, ll of whom just punked us on the debt deal, back on track. I hope you'll check this out and if you agree, lend them your support.

FROM THE CONTRACT FOR THE AMERICAN DREAM:

The basic premise of the campaign is that America isn't broke, it's merely imbalanced. In order to stabilize the economy, politicians should make substantial investments in infrastructure, energy, education and the social safety net, tax the rich, end the wars, and create a wider revenue base through job creation.

"Many of our best workers are sitting idle, while the work of rebuilding America goes undone," reads one bullet point of the Contract. "Together, we must rebuild our country, reinvest in our people and jump-start the industries of the future. Millions of jobless Americans would love the opportunity to become working, tax-paying members of their communities again. We have a jobs crisis, not a deficit crisis."

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If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today! If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG, you would have $33.00. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers, you would have $0.00 today. But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer, drank all the beer, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214.00. Therefore the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg Plan.

I love it when the older generation joins the youtube generation! You couldn't write this!

THESE ARE SOME SNAZZY HORNS!

Who could have ever thought that this would make a fun set piece?

nd the apple doesn't fall far from the tree: here the daughters' video!

"In fact, maybe the most surprising thing about “Drag Race” is that RuPaul Charles, its 50-year-old creator and host, is still the reigning queen of such foolishness."

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Her many pop music analyses are also hilarious!

I don't enjoy customer service reps who can't speak english anymore than any one else--but the fool who made video this thinks that people whose first language isn't english shouldn't be allowed in the country. In fact, these customer service calls are answered in other countries because these "cherished" all-American companies can hire them more cheaply overseas and kill an American job. Seriously delusional. ANd how ignorant to insist that this is a christian country when there are many other religious persuasions from jewish t0 muslim to proud atheists like myself.

Customer Service! Speak English! from Don Yorty on Vimeo.

UPDATE: THIS VIDEO IS A CLEVER SPOOF! IT HAD ME GOING!

WHO KILLED THE R&B GROUP?

2004 was the last time an R&B group made anything close to a comeback. That's when Destiny's Child reunited after a short break to release their fourth and final studio album, Destiny Fulfilled. Since then, unless you count the middling success of P. Diddy's male quintet, Day26, R&B groups and duos -- male and female -- have gone the way of the compact disc.

EN VOGUE IN THEIR HEYDAY

And their absence isn't easy to miss. From the beginning, vocal groups have long dominated R&B. Both the Supremes and the Temptations made the R&B group a mainstay of '60s pop music. The tradition continued with the Jackson Five in the '70s; DeBarge, New Edition and Guy in the '80s; and Dru Hill and the record-busting girl group TLC in the '90s. From 1991-2001, every month, you'd see an R&B group hanging out on the Top 10 Billboard R&B/Hip-Hop chart. Jagged Edge, 112 and Destiny's Child continued the popularity of R&B groups into the new millennium. But not for long.

For one thing, the music changed. Today's version of chart-topping R&B, hijacked by techno-club production, overdubbed vocals and hip-hop cadence, has sparked a fierce debate about the state of popular soul music. So which came first: the demise of the singing soul group or the deterioration of R&B music?

Who -- or what -- killed the R&B group?

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She split with her trainer gf over her bad eating habits and is now looking for a new one.

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Rally in DC on Labor Day. Online petitions and phone calls to our reps help, but a show of strength in numbers also works wonders, if the corporate-backed news doesn't ignore it or downplay the numbers of attendees.

"Stand Up and Be Counted!" Demo & March on Washington DC, Labor Day 2011

Mon Sep 05 2011 at 12:00 pm

Venue : Capital Mall area, , Washington, District of Columbia, United States

Those of us who believe that working Americans deserve a voice in our government need to stand up. Let's do it, September 5th. We may not have all the wealth, but we do have the numbers. Stand Up! We the People, not the corporations! We are asking congress to eliminate tax cuts for the wealthiest 2% of Americans and to close corporate tax loopholes. No more corporate welfare!

DCMARCH

DON'T COMMIT SUICIDE! DIE SLOWLY FROM EATING HER OVERLY RICH RECIPES!

IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK! Michael Musto has the tale of her tale!

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An odd choice for our "democratic" president. Seems Obama has reached across the aisle so much that he's on the other side of it.

FROM THINKPROGRESS.ORG:

Will Barlow Vigorously Protect Seniors’ Right To Social Security? As a Senate candidate, Lee claimed that it is unconstitutional for the federal government to provide “a decent retirement plan.” Barlow should disavow this radical belief before he can be confirmed.

Will Barlow Vigorously Protect Seniors’ Right To Medicare? In the same speech, Lee also claimed that it is unconstitutional for the federal government to provide “health care” — a view that would invalidate Medicare, Medicaid, SCHIP and the Affordable Care Act. Barlow should also disavow this radical belief before he can be confirmed.

Will Barlow Enforce Child Labor Laws? Lee believes that child labor laws are unconstitutional because the Constitution “was designed to be a little bit harsh.” Before Barlow can be a U.S. Attorney, he must swear under oath that he will enforce federal child labor laws without reservation.

Will Barlow Enforce Food Safety Laws? In a radio interview last January, Lee said that food safety is “not necessarily the role of the federal government.” As a U.S. Attorney, however, Barlow will be responsible for prosecuting criminal violations of laws ensuring that our food is safe to eat. Before Barlow can be a U.S. Attorney, he must swear under oath that he will enforce federal food safety laws without reservation.

Does Barlow Believe That The Constitution Requires The Poor To Starve? In the same radio interview, Lee also said that federal anti-poverty programs are “not necessarily the role of the federal government” under the Constitution. Barlow should explain whether he shares his boss’ apparent belief that food stamps and similar programs are unconstitutional.

Does Barlow Believe That Federal Disaster Relief Is Unconstitutional? Lee has also suggested that federal disaster relief violates the Constitution. Barlow should disavow this radical belief before he can be confirmed.

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Of course I love her voice and stage presence, but a blonde bouffant and glittery caftan never hurt either!

UPDATE: ETTA'S DEATH WAS A HOAX FROM A FAKE TMZ PAGE. What a retarded project for someone! Oh well, apparently she is ailing so this will give us an excuse to apreciate her before she does leave us.

Is wearing a rubber that horrible? This is from an online hook-up who I told I insisted on using condoms. He responded: "Even if i get papers saying i'm clean?" Are condoms so uncomfortable that he'd rather sit in a clinic with an over-sized Sally Struthers impersonator waiting on test results rather than wear one? Because if his "papers" were from yesterday and he's an online slut, he could get infected in that 24 hours making those papers meaningless. STUNTS!

I laugh when I hear people describe the US as a christian country. Yeah, right. And queenie-ass Marcus Bachmann can teach you to pray your gay away. And rappers whose music focuses on murder and thank God at awards ceremonies have a clue. These fools don't even understand the very religion they profess to live their lives by. True Christians wouldn't be attacking a country like Iraq which never threatened us or sitting by silent for 10 years while their tax dollars funded the murder of innocent Iraqis. Remember THOU SHALT NOT KILL? Somehow today's Christians conveniently forget this commandment. How about Peace on earth good will towards men? DO our "christian" soldiers chant this before they gun down Iraqis with ammunition that we've bought for them?

Christians would never stand in the way of health care reform which made medicine and physicians' care more accessible to the less fortunate--remember that good ol' healing the sick that was one of Jesus's favorite things to do? Even though the GOP links themselves with "moral" issues like stopping abortion and gay marriage to attract idiotic fundamentalists, hawkish republican ideology which consistently places the wealthy over the needy is the furthest thing from christian values. That is--if God is still love and not war and we're still supposed to lend the poor a helping hand.

But I'm not a christian so no need to listen to me. Just listen to the several denominations of Alabama clergymen who've filed a suit against their state government's stinging new immigration policy. Under the new law, churches could not marry, baptize and or even offer food or counsel to those dirty immigrants. Sounds like Alabamans would have been legally required to turn Joseph and a pregnant Mary away. But I'll bet you anything that the Alabama officials behind this hateful law consider themselves to be good Christians. So good that the Episcopal, Methodist and Catholic churches are suing them! I am not a fan of organized religion and I often fault our clergy for not speaking out against clear violations of their own faith, so I applaud these religious leaders for speaking out against Alabama's assault on christian kindness.

THE SUIT, AGAINST THE ALABAMA GOVERNOR, ATTORNEY GENERAL, ETC, ALLEGES THE HARSH NEW IMMIGRATION LAW:

"Seeks to prevent "irreparable harm" to the 338,000 members of the three churches in Alabama. It calls Alabama's new law "the nation's most merciless anti-immigration legislation."

"If enforced, Alabama's Anti-Immigration Law will make it a crime to follow God's command to be Good Samaritans," according to the lawsuit.

The law, if enforced, will place Alabama church members in the "untenable position of verifying individuals' immigration documentation" before being able to provide things such as food clothing, shelter and transportation to those in need, according to the lawsuit.

Among the lawsuit's other claims are that the new law violates:

- The First Amendment rights of its members.

- Rights of Alabama residents to freely assemble "and welcome all people to the altar."

- The ability of the churches to freely contract through the management of denominational thrift stores and church day cares and the performance of marriages, baptisms, and counseling services.

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FORMER EGYPTIAN PRES MUBARAK IS ON TRIAL FOR CORRUPTION IN COURT LAYING ON A BED INSIDE A CAGE! AND I, FOR ONE, AM HIGHLY AROUSED!

WATCH: ABCNEWS

So John Boehner has said that he's very happy about the debt ceiling hike since he got 98% of what he wanted. Great negotiating, Obama! And we all know that republicans want the economy to tank to improve their chances in the 2012 elections. Well, here ya go! The "fiscally responsible" deal will lose us almost 2 million jobs in 2012. Everyone who voted for this is a flop.

And now Obama is claiming to shift is focus to jobs. As he's said he would do in the last 2 SOTU addresses. I guess we never realized that his "focus" meant cutting almost 2 million jobs. What a loser.

REPORT FROMTHINKPROGRESS.ORG: Debt Ceiling Deal Will Cost 1.8 Million Jobs In 2012

By Marie Diamond

The Economic Policy Institute, a top nonpartisan think tank, estimates that the deal struck this weekend to raise the nation’s debt limit will end up costing the economy 1.8 million jobs by 2012. Today the Senate is expected to approve the package passed yesterday by the House and send it to President Obama. But while the unemployment rate remains above 9 percent, the deal does nothing to address chronic joblessness.

The agreement would reduce spending by at least $1 trillion over 10 years, but even the near-term cuts could shrink already sluggish GDP growth by 0.3% in 2012.

Nobel Prize-winning economist Paul Krugman called the plan “a disaster” and “an abject surrender” that will “depress the economy even further.”

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ADDITIONAL HORROR:

One of the good things about the debt ceiling bill was that it actually dared to cut defense $. Well say goodbye to one of those few good things: "Out of a bill that was supposed to cut government spending and waste wherever it is found, lawmakers managed to cobble together an additional $50 billion for the U.S. Defense Department's budget, using an accounting trick to disguise the move."

They'll never cut defense or tax breaks for the wealthiest, but we've actually managed to find a black democratic pres who gladly gives into cuts which kill jobs in a recession.

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How rare to hear hook-y music. I'm so sick of synthesizers! Or at least the cheap ones used in every other pop song.

Crystal Labeija, the outrageously entertaining sore loser from the late '60s documentary The Queen, has been sampled in this new dance track. It's pretty amazing that ball queens still speak this way now!

SOUNDCLOUD

THE ORIGINAL:

THIS GAL SPRAYED COPS W/ BREAST MILK!

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But ya gotta love youthful exuberance. I'm lucky to make it to the gym. He doesn't even need one!

I was horrified when Giffords was shot and I marvelled at modern medicine and her recovery. But the press coverage of her reappearance is disgusting. As if the "bi-partisan" cheers somehow made Congress human after months of bitterness. And since she returned to strip $ from veterans, students, environmental protection, etc--SHE MUST STILL HAVE A HOLE IN HER HEAD. So what's the excuse of the other bums who voted to screw us? (Let's not forget that Gabby as a gun rights activist in her state.) I wonder if they insisted that she keep her hair unbleached and short to add to the sympathy factor?

The above pic is from a headline which reads: EMOTIONAL RETURN UPSTAGES US VOTE. Only to a fool.

http://www.smh.com.au/world/emotional-return-upstages-us-vote-20110802-1i9tb.html

BY JOHN GASCOT FOR HUFFPO:

I have fond (if not a bit cloudy) memories of Lady Bunny at various NYC club parties during my days as a nightclub cigarette "girl" (Cigars! Candy! Cigarettes!). At the end of each summer, my friends and I would don our wildest looks and head down to Tompkins Square Park for Wigstock, the legendary festival she co-founded. Good times! Bunny has stood the test of drag-time and continues to entertain the masses with her unique, over-the-top brand of humor. She is back for another season of Drag U, this time with her own "Lady Lesson" segment. All hail the Bunny!

AN EXCERPT:

JG: Name three famous women you'd love to enroll in Drag U.

LB: Michele Bachmann! I do give her credit for working false eyelashes more since her campaign began. It seems like she spends more time on her make-up than she does on facts -- not that facts ever matter for a Tea Party candidate. But I think I could create a campaign wardrobe that would really pinpoint her message -- I'm thinking lots of straitjackets. I'm surprised that her gay, ex-gay, or shall we just say "flamboyant," husband hasn't already suggested it to her.

Justin Bieber. Don't get me wrong -- she's adorable as the tomboy she is. But as she inches towards puberty, she could totally rock more adult, feminine dresses.

MSNBC's Rachel Maddow. I love her to death and at the end of the day her brilliant mind and goofy charm would shine forth through any look. But she could be lovely with the right styling. I don't think she would enjoy this process much, but I sure would.

WHOLE INTERVIEW: HUFFPO

August 31, 2011

ADORABLE

BRUNO MARS TORE UP AMY'S VALERIE

HUMOR FROM THE WEB

THE GOP IS MAKING OBAMA LOOK TERRIFIC!

GAGA GULCH?

WHITNEY'S CUDDLE WITH BUBBLES?

TURN IT DOWN!

NEW BOY GEORGE SOUNDING GOOD!

KANDI KANE IS TURNING IT!

THIS GUY TRULY IS INSANE!

PURR-FECT!

TEACH!

August 30, 2011

COMPLETELY CAPTIVATING!

TRUCK TURNER CLIPS!

BEYONCE'S PREGNANT...

!!!

REPORTERS "GETTING OWNED" COMPILATION

August 29, 2011

AU REVOIR, PARIS (DUPREE)!

WRETCH!

WANT TO HAVE ALL EYES ON YOUR ASS?

CAUTION!

MY HURRICANE FOOTWEAR WENT UNUSED!

BUNGEE DUMPING!

A WHITE PRODUCTION OF THE WIZ?

August 28, 2011

TAKE IT FROM THE DUMMIES!

OF COURSE SHE'S WEARING WHITE!

OBVIOUSLY PRE-WOMEN'S RIGHTS

I THINK SHE HITS THE HIGHEST NOTE ON RECORD

HOW ROMANTIC!

ANOTHER BOBBIE GENTRY UNEARTHED

LONG AND ODD

AMANDA LEPORE'S FORECAST!

FREE FACIAL EXFOLIATIONS IN JERSEY!

August 26, 2011

"I NORMALLY KNOW HOW TO SHAKE."

August 23, 2011

I LOVE THIS NUT!

SING IT, SISTER!

August 22, 2011

HUNGRY?

August 19, 2011

ELVIRA'S NEW SCENT

CATCH IT WHILE YOU CAN!

LADY GAGA: YOU AND I

BERNIE FOR PRESIDENT

FASHION'S NIGHT OUT: NYC 9/8

RELIGION IS A DISEASE

10 TIPS ON WHY YOUR MUSIC VIDEO SUCKS

GRRRR!

GOODNESS GRACIOUS!

August 18, 2011

HEE HEE!

WINNER OF RUPAUL'S DRUG RACE?

August 16, 2011

DUSTY LOOKING LIKE ROD STEWART

DO NOT MISS THIS SHOW!

LUCY AS CAROL CHANNING!

EXTRA INTESTINAL

August 11, 2011

SOME GOOD ONES!

NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT THE UK LOOTINGS...

BUN-BUN ON THE ROAD!

OH NO! RIOTING SPREADS TO EDINBURGH!

August 10, 2011

MEET DIE-NAH SHORE!

THIS SALE MIGHT GIVE YOU GOWNS SYNDROME!

HALLELUJAH!

MAYBE I SHOULD RUN FOR OFFICE AFTER ALL!

August 09, 2011

$800 A MONTH FOR THIS SHOEBOX!

CEE LO'S NEW VIDEO STARS URKEL!

MUST-SEE TV!

RICK SCARY AND PROSTI-TUITION

FORGOT ABOUT THIS ONE!

THIS IS MOST UNUSUAL

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