August 18, 2011


I was in the public rest room - I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall say:

stall: "Hi, how are you?"...
Me: embarrassed, "Doin' fine!"

Stall: "So what are you up to?"...
Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here."

Stall: "Can I come over?" ....
Me: (attitude) "No, I'm a little busy right now!!"

Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!".