NEW TSA RULES HAVE NEGATIVE EFFECT!

RA-RA ROMA!

Romanian Ravers Terrorise Villagers Villagers in the sleepy backwater town of Christinesti, Eastern Romania admitted they were absolutely terrified during one weekend in October 2004, when thoughtless revellers staged an open-air disco without warning the locals. The superstitious villagers reportedly mistook the rave’s flashing lights for alien spaceships and promptly evacuated their homes fearing imminent attack. “We believed we were seeing UFOs and some old legends from around here about clocks stopping, animals going crazy and a previous UFO landing in the area suddenly came to our minds,” Costel Roman explained. “We were so happy when we heard we had escaped an alien invasion,” he added (Ananova).

Also in Romania, Constantin Mocanu, 67, made an even worse error of judgment when, attempting to execute a noisy bird who had just woken him up, chopped off his own penis by mistake. “I confused it with the chicken’s neck. I cut it,” the Galati native admitted, “and then the dog rushed and ate it,” he added (Romania’s state news agency Rompres/ Reuters).

Mr Mocano’s nightmarish tale echoed the equally bizarre explanation of 33 year old chicken obsessed Cambodian Soun Ney who cut off his penis with a butcher’s knife earlier this year after dreaming that he was being pursued by ravenous demons. “Devils, I don’t have any chicken or duck for you,” Mr Soun Ney said he’d shouted as he battled with his imaginary foes. “If you want to eat anything, you can eat my penis.”

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AVATARDED!

ERIC MASS IS DEAD ON!

IF YOU DON'T CALL A LIAR LIKE CHENEY OUT, THEN THE ENTIRE DISCOURSE BECOMES DEMOCRATS DEFENDING THEMSELVES! WHY SHOULD WE BE ON THE DEFENSE AGAINST SOMEONE WHO WAS CLEARLY NO EXPERT ON NATIONAL SECURITY? LUDICROUS!

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(Courtesy of Lady Esther Gin)

A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which country had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.

The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeckable' (a term frequently used by woodpeckers ). The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge. The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called 'impeckable' tree almost without breaking a sweat.



Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country? After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:

Apparently, Tiger Woods was right, when he said, your pecker gets harder when you're away from home.

And speaking of wood, here's another tidbit from Lady Esther Gin, collector of all things Brazilian. It's an exciting new blog featuring brazilian males who definitely have got wood. This one will put your eye out!

The blog's in portuguese but I don't think most people are reading it too closely with provocative pics like these!



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I'VE JUST FOUND MY NEW AUDITION MONOLOGUE!

DUMBEST QUOTES OF THE 2000S

MISS TEEN SOUTH CAROLINA MADE THE LIST. FROM HUFFPO. THESE ARE OUTRAGEOUS, EVEN THE ONE'S I'VE HEARD BEFORE. IT'S MAINLY BLONDE WOMEN AND POLITICIANS. IS THAT BECAUSE THEY ARE DUMBER OR BECAUSE WE PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THESE TYPES? HERE'S A TEASER:





CHRISTINA: "Where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"

BRITNEY: "I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa."

VICE PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN: "Uh, uh, Chuck Graham, state senator, is here. Stand up, Chuck, let ‘em see you. Oh, God love you. What am I talking about." - To wheelchair-bound Missouri state senator, Charles Graham.

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CRAZY LADY ON AIRPLANE

WOW! Someone pleas track down this kook and give it it's own reality show! The combination of gunning for nothing, wheezy toothless laughs and ta-dah moments are heavenly!

BAD SANTA!

"IN CASE YOU HAD'T NOTICED, I'M A MOTHERFUCKING DWARF!"

RUPAUL'S GOING VOGUE

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MELLY CHLISTMAS FLOM CHINA!

FB'S PRIVACY SETTINGS FOR DUMMIES

I FOUND THIS HELPFUL.

AN EXCERPT:

8. Let your friends know you have boundaries — in person.

Many of us have woken up on a Sunday morning to find that an overzealous friend has posted dozens of photos from that wild party we barely remembered — the good, the bad and the hideous. Chances are, they didn't do this to embarrass you, though if they did you have bigger problems. Rather, they probably don't know that you don't want these photos posted. Sure, tweak your photo privacy settings on Facebook. But if someone starts snapping pictures of you at a party, ask them to check with you before posting it anywhere.

YAHOO

ANIMATION VERSU ANIMATOR

I'M NOT PART OF THE VIDEO GAMES GENERATION, BUT THIS IS KINDA FUN TO WATCH.

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BRILLIANCE FROM SNL

I WISH I WAS IN THAT ADORABLE JAMES FRANCO'S FAMILY!

I'M ON PEOPLE OF WALMNART.COM!

BUT THEY MISTAKENLY CALL ME TEQUILA SUNRISE.

A TASTE OF THE UKRAINE

MEET BOGDANA, A WACKY DRAG DIVA FROM THE UKRAINE. I DON'T QUITE UNDERSTAND ALL OF THE HUMOR BUT I DO LOVE THE NUTTY I LIKE TO MOVE IT MASHED UP WITH AN EASTERN EUROPEAN HORN JAM!

TIME: BOY GEORGE COVER

WHAT A GORGEOUS VOICE ZEE HAS! NOT ONE WRONG NOTE IN THIS AND THIS IS ONE OF MY FAV BOY GEORGE TUNES.

GIVE ME A BREAK: THE RITCHIE FAMILY

THIS SONG ROCKED THE HOUSE IN MY OLD STOMPING GROUNDS OF ALAN GOLD'S IN CHATTANOOGA, TENNESSEE. THE PERCUSSION IS AMAZING IN THIS JAQUES MORALI PRODUCTION. AND THESE SKINNY GALS SING LIKE THEY'RE FAT!

BEST CRAIGSLIDT POST EVER!

The Truth About Me
Date: 2009-08-14, 4:24PM EDT

I am fucking pathetic.

I don't own a Bugatti Veyron. I do have a negative savings and as you'll find--- I am the ONLY GUY HERE whose cock is NOT bigger than Lexington Steele's.

Read on if losers of my ilk are your type-otherwise return to the regularly scheduled programming of 9/11 conspiracy, fat chick fellatio, Obama-Osama axis of Evil, and baseless racial bias. I don't give a fuck. Proceed with caution as the truth MAY set you free.....or perhaps set you with me...I can hope.

Like everyone else I need to get laid, or at least have some social outlet other than, well, myself.....

It's that time; I'm feeling that special sexy non-std'd itch, and why not share a bit about me with you deviant fiends? Who knows, perhaps there's a similarly pathetic female out there????? Yeah, I suppose that perhaps this appeal is not-strictly platonic so I couldn't post there, all the dudes in M4W have cocks like giraffe's so I'm too embarrassed to post there, but my thoughts are as follows. All things should and do start as platonic, as such my appeal can be posted here or there, I settled on here as you are reading RnR and not one of the blatant post for sex sites BUT you may consider options.... If you disagree with my rather circular logic---fuck you. You'll keep reading anyway.

Gay guys,

I know you guys troll around here-you've written me shameless (blush inducing) pleas to let you suck my cock--thanks-but no, while I have no issue with your proclivities, I am not interested in a chap wearing, Rammstein blasting, choke collar wrapped around my neck, leather clad night of sodomy in a converted loft. Though tell me, is it queer that I own a Greek fisherman's hat and listen to early Judas Priest? I flatly refuse to accept there is any homosexual undertone anywhere in "Hellbent for Leather". Prove me wrong-I'll accept failure. London Leatherboys.

About me:

Unemployed by choice, 4" COCK. It's as thin as a shish kabob skewer. Yeah, I've a couple of snazzy degrees, I hate walks on the beach, prefer chicks that don't cry. I DO KICK ASS AT BOGGLE. If you beat me, say best of five, you can have my original Boggle set (with box).

I posses an ENORMOUS porn collection (Jake Malone's work is my favorite), school debt that equals the GDP of Taiwan. Lest I forget---two kids from the three women I've slept with-one is half black and may end up being the President in thirty years. Yeah, I'm sort of like Tom Brady-with a shitty spiral and two criminal liens made possible by the duma-esque welfare fraud state Massachusettstan.

Things I do for fun:

1. Go to Barnes and Noble and complete the logic section (NOT WITH A NUMBER 2 PENCIL--I USE A FELT TIP PEN BITCHES) in LSAT prep. books.....then return completed test/text to shelf. Some good that 164 has done me. Put a logic game in front of me and I'll slam it, just about anything else, I'll fuck up-even wet dreams.

2. Pickled carrot eating contests-to the point of diarrhea,vomit or ideally both. My farts are consistently stinky and loud. I take pride in the simple things, like farts, and it seems my flatulent remains a point of personal pride. Take pleasure where you get it bitches.

3. Strip joints.

4. I avoid all family gatherings---together we'll avoid yours. Be honest, if there was no biological connection to the members of your weed like family tree, would you deal with any of them? You might say 'yes.' No one believes you----especially them. Hateful lecherous bastards, their fucking kids don't even write 'thank you' notes.

5. Attend open houses, tell the sellers their property sucks, then request to use their bathroom. They say yes, I enter,give birth to a skunk (never flush-fuck wiping, though if you're into giving rim jobs, I'll wipe) then jerk off onto their mirrors...then split. If the Realtor is a female, I will get her card and taunt her with "yes, an offer is on it's way....should we meet for lunch?" Being creepy is not a dis-qualifier in this (go) down market. Fuck it, next weekend I'll wear a speedo and sleeveless tie dyed jeans vest (nothing under it) to an open house somewhere snazzy.

6. Return to Barnes and Noble-Direct to feminism section. Pick up some Susan Brownmiller bullshit and start uttering "CUNT" at audible levels. If lucky, some patchoulie stinking Barnard classics major will be near by. I'll do my best to convince her we should fuck--for some reason the tactic has not borne fruit. Though I will masturbate about the Martha's Vineyard vacationing liberal arts graduate whore that night. While thinking of her, I'll listen to early Venom ("At war with Satan"), watch reruns of "Full House", have a belt wrapped around my neck and a thumb buried in my ass. Surprisingly, these onanistic Bacchus sessions are leaving me both exhausted AND fulfilled. IN BEST CHINESE WAITER ACCENT "Try you like"

There, finally an honest personal add, where are the e-mails cunts? All I've got is time, and a year's worth of dried semen on my hands. Come join me in my private Idaho---you fucking hateful culture whores. We'll ride the hate bus over these troubled waters together! Cumbaya-I am Lord Cumbaya

This type of honesty is cathartic. I encourage you all to do the same, this way, there will be no surprises when the veneer of early dates wears off and the stinky mess that is human coupling is exposed for the fiscal fuck farce it is.

Let's do this-I'm ready, are you?

MEET ME IN HELL!

Many gay New Yorkers were crushed by the defeat of the gay marriage bill in our state Senate. I’ve never seen so many disgusted Facebook postings on any other subject except maybe “I’m bored at work.” But while changing your middle name on Facebook to “Equality” is a nice gesture, if that’s the extent of your activism you can give up on holy matrimony once and for all. As Derek Hartley from Sirius OutQ radio once told me, “The gay community has become reactive rather than proactive.” We respond when something happens we don’t like, but most of aren’t in the trenches fighting for anything we want to happen.

It wasn’t always this way. We banded together in the 80’s to form ACT UP to combat the government’s slow response to AIDS. And Stonewall was a rollicking brick-throwing skirmish in response to police harassment which gave birth to our whole civil rights movement. If gay marriage is your priority then you must fight for it and that means getting involved in the process. Part of that process is joining the groups like Empire State Pride Agenda and contributing, volunteering, and signing and forwarding petitions. What? You want something for nothing? Dream on.

Ask yourselves who else supports same-sex unions outside of the gay community. The answer is progressive democrats and never republicans, so we must ally ourselves with those in the straight world who support our right to marry. That's simple common sense--if gays are 10% of the population then we have to engage the other 90% to achieve success. And look at the other issues the left focuses on from health care reform to halting global warming to ending the two wars which we’re losing and can’t afford. Chances are, you’re in agreement with the rest of the progressive agenda. By joining them on all they do, you’re strengthening your own chances of walking down that aisle one day. Dennis Kucinich was the only democratic primary candidate who supported gay marriage. I never heard ANY support for him in the gay community. Oh, you didn’t know he supported gay marriage? Then you aren’t clear on the issues and you need to either get a grip or stop whining.



By the same token, we also must end up our associations with the groups which consistently block our quest for equal rights. Sorry, but that means organized religion. Church. One Sunday per year gays in the country band together to celebrate gay pride and show our strength in numbers. But EVERY Sunday churches congregate to advance their often hate-filled agendas. How do the odds of 52-1 in their favor sound to you?




Buddhism is the only major religion I know of which doesn’t have an anti-gay slant. Of course, not every faith has a strong anti-gay bias but let’s check out the attitudes of a few we know and love to hate.

Islam: 10 men including 8 teenagers are currently awaiting execution for sodomy in Iran. Images of 2 Iranian teen boys who were sentenced to death by hanging shocked the world in ’05. (Please don’t ask whether or not they were well-hung.) Other muslim nations like Nigeria and Afghanistan only stone gays to death.



Catholicism: Not only did the closet case-filled Catholic church donate $550,000 to defeat gay marriage n this country as of October, the pope decreed in Cameroon that condoms DO NOT prevent HIV transmission. Hungh? The pope isn’t some fringe element within his church, he’s the #1 head honcho! How the hell is he going to sentence his followers to death by flying in the face of the fact that rubbers reduce HIV transmissions by 80%? You can say your prayers if this hot mess is your spiritual leader. And Benedict, please change your one dress!



Protestantism: Remember Pastor Rick Warren who sparked outrage from gays when he was selected to speak at Obama’s inauguration? Rick is one of many US fundamentalist nuts who have their hand in Uganda’s pending legislation which would sentence gays to life imprisonment and recommend the death penalty on HIV + gays. These US Christian leaders know that murdering gays wouldn’t fly in the US, so they push their evil policies in Uganda. These are the guys who brought us the Salem witch trials and we’re their new witches! And how on earth do Christians in any country conveniently forget about THOU SHALT NOT KILL when they want to kill a gay or start a war? They can’t even understand the faith that they pretend to follow!



No one’s buying a lot of gifts in a recession, so here’s a wonderful gift you can give yourself for free: GIVE UP ON ORGANIZED RELIGION. Remember how we took back the word “queer” from bigots who insulted us with it to remove it’s sting? Instead of letting these virulently anti-gay crackpots denounce (or kill) us, it’s high time that the gays denounce the church instead. I don’t seek gay marriage any more than I want gay baptism—simply because it’s a religious sacrament and the organized religions don’t support my equal rights. If I’m a second class citizen in their eyes, then in no way can I get behind their teachings. Civil unions are fine by me.

“But I believe in God,” you protest. The god that from childhood is crammed down your throats more often than even a pedophile priest’s cock is? The god from a version of the bible that was translated by that nelly wig-wearing queen King James? I enjoyed Sleeping Beauty, Rumplestilskin and many other fairy tales when I was a kid. But you don’t carry these with you into adulthood and use them as a game plan for your lives. (Except for maybe Cinderella.) So why take the contradictory testaments of the bible any more seriously than other childhood fables? And how in the name of reason could you stand with a morally bankrupt bunch which has stood behind holy wars, slavery and witch hunts?

I’m not asking you to compromise your religious beliefs—only to examine if they’re empowering anti-gay bigots with every contribution you place in that collection plate. Of course there are more accepting branches of Christianity than the fundamentalists. Quakers even perform gay weddings. But on the whole, organized religion is our enemy and you can’t battle it until you’ve defined it. Can we ever win by backing a belief system which denies us equal rights? Never. So this Christmas, give the gift of freedom from organized religion. It doesn’t cost you one thin dime. Amen to that and Merry Christmas from an atheist! Meet me (and my husband) in hell!

MAMAS AND POPPAS REMIX!

NO CASS DOES NOT HAVE HER MICROPHONE PERCHED ON HER HAND WITH A SQUEEZE TOY IN IT! BY VJ TOM YAZ:

BAR D'O REUNION!

JOIN THE ORIGINAL HAGS OF BAR D'ONT THE NEXT TWO SUNDAYS. ALL THE PERFORMERS ARE FAB!

The Original Cast: Joey Arias, Sherry Vine, Raven O & Sade Pendavis
Sundays December 20 & 27 @ 10pm Indochine, 430 Lafayette St. 212-505-5111 for reservations

The original Ladies of Bar d'O reunite! Bar d'O, the legendary all live drag cabaret that wowed crowds for 10 years, is now celebrating their 5 year reunion. And for the first time in 5 years you can see the original cast together again! The sexy, scandalous, soulful magic will be recreated for two nights only! 3 sets starting at 10pm. Table reservations with dinner only. This event is always sold out so don't wait! Bar and lounge space available by priority entrance list. $20 at the door.

YOU MAY NOT BE FAMILIAR WITH SADE PENDARVIS, SO HERE SHE IS AT WIGSTOCK 2005 WOWING THE CROWD WITH HER SUPER VOICE. BEST DRAG VOCALIST EVER!

PEEK-A-BOO!

THIS GAL NEEDS 2 BRAS!



FANTASY IN DENIM



LOVE YOU, RE-RE! BUT THIS IS PEARLS BEFORE A SWINE!

GIFT IDEA!

IS THIS REALLY THAT BIG OF A PROBLEM? IF IT IS, I CAN'T IMAGINE THAT THIS SOLVES BUT I DO LIKE SAYING THE NAME.

A NEW HOLIDAY TRADITION

ATLANTA'S CHICKEN-GOBBLING AND BERR GUZZLING COMPETITION. BUT CAREFUL, YOU GET DISQUALIFIED FOR VOMITING!

HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS!

I GREW UP IN CHATTANOOGA. WONDER IF WE'RE RELATED?

FROM CHANNEL 9 NEWS:

Drunk 4-Year-Old Steals Christmas Presents by Karen Zatkulak

CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. (WTVC-TV) - A 4-year-old boy, beer in hand, is accused of stealing Christmas presents from his neighbors. It's a strange story, but also a sad one.



April Wright is 21 years old and is going through a divorce with her husband who is in jail. She says she is not sure how her 4-year-old managed to get out of the house, open a beer, and steal the neighbors presents from under their tree. Now she's just glad he's okay and says she won't let it happen again.

The child, Hayden Wright, was found around 1:45 am Tuesday, wandering the streets of his neighborhood. In a police reports, officers said he was wearing a little girl's dress and drinking a beer. The police report says the child had to taken to the hospital to be treated for alcohol consumption.

April Wright said, "Biggest concern was him being out there, getting kidnapped, getting run over, the alcohol, having to have his stomach pumped."

Wright says she woke up that night at 1:45 am and panicked when she found Hayden was gone. She says she put safety devices on all the doors so her kids couldn't get out, but Hayden was able to break the safety device off the doorknob and get outside.

Once out, Wright says her four year old followed his father's footsteps and was found on Blue Spruce Road, drinking.

"He runs away trying to find his father," she said. "He wants to get in trouble so he can go to jail because that's where his daddy is."

The Hamilton County Sheriff's Office report says Hayden rang the doorbell a few houses down and the neighbor answered, finding the child holding a partially consumed 12-ounce beer.

Wright said, "He got it out of my father's cooler in the back and how he got it open I don't understand because it was one of those tab beers."

But it doesn't stop there. The report said Hayden then snuck into a neighbor's house through an unlocked front door, and stole five wrapped Christmas gifts. One was a girl's brown dress which Hayden was wearing when police found him.

COCK ART!

I'M IN LOVE WITH THIS NEXT ONE! YUM!

AMEN TO THIS!

GO KEITH!

Here's Keith Olbermann's special comment on what he sees as the demise of the health care bill. As I've said before, I can barely comprehend my own insurance statements, much less a bill which purports to overhaul of the entire system. Keith really breaks it down--he even says goddamned and calls Lieberman a prostitute. And slams Obama for just wanting to pass any bill, however crap, by Christmas.

THE TRUTH BEHIND BERLUSCONI'S ATTACKER

THE ATTACK OCCURRED RECENTLY IN MILAN. HERE'S WHAT WENT DOWN:



THROUGH EXHAUSTIVE INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM, I'VE FOUND THE SOURCE OF THE CONFLICT. (CLICK PIC TO ENLARGE) HINT: CHUCK NORRIS IS INVOLVED!

MIKE DIAMOND STUMPS WENDY WILLIAMS

AND THAT AIN'T EASY! AND I'M SORRY AND YOU'LL WANT TO TAKE AWAY MY GAY CARD, BUT TIM GUNN IS JUST PLAIN BORING!!!

NOW THAT'S A WIG!

WALRUS SELF-SUCK!

OBAMA-SHAPED E PILLS

IN PLAINVIEW TEXAS?



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NYE WITH CHELLEY AND DANIEL NARDICIO

CHELLEY WILL BE PERFORMING HER CLUB SMASH TOOK THE NIGHT AT LUCKY CHENG'S. THE SHOW WILL GO ON AT 4:00AM. IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE SONG (MORE OF A BITCH TRACK) CHECK IT OUT BELOW. VERY MINIMAL MUSIC BUT HER LYRICS ARE SO HATEFUL THAT THE WHOLE OF CLUBDOM IS MIMING THE EVIL WORDS. WELL, AT LEAST DOWN ON THE PIERS.

2010 NO PANTS! SUBWAY RIDE

THIS MAKES ME PRAISE THE YOUNGIN'S! NO PANTS!DAY HAS GROWN FROM A SMALL ANNUAL PERFORMANCE ART HAPPENING TO HAVING 900 PARTICPANTS LAST YEAR. MY MOM WILL BE VISITING FROM CHATTANOOGA, TENNESSEE. I WAS LOOKING FOR SOME FUN THINGS TO DO WITH HER. DARE I???




VIDEO FROM LAST YEAR:



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I MISSED THIS SHOW!

NOT THE PONYTAIL CAPE!

LADY CACA!

BAD ROMANCE PARODY BY SHERRY VINE!

DEMENTED NEW HOLIDAY TRADITION

AM I REALLY DEFENDING TOBY KEITH NOW?

Do you think think this is racist? While dancing to Rapper's Delight, Toby Keith made a "racist gesture" by stretching out the corners of his eyes to make them look asian to accompany the lyrics "to the black, to the white, the red, and the brown, the purple and yellow." According to Huffpo, this created an uproar among asians.

Really? I'm not asian so I can't say whether this offends asians or not. I am southern and white and I know that rednecks like Toby are the most racist people in the country. But how is it offensive to slant one's eyes? Asian people have slanted eyes. That's a fact--not a racist stereotype. They are beautiful eyes and I wish I had them. I even slant my eyeliner to hint at this eye. Is Toby mocking them in a mean way? Would it be racist if Toby pooched out his lips to make them fuller on the word "black?" Black people tend to have fuller lips than caucasians. I don't see this as a bad thing and wouldn't mind having fuller lips than my grim, thin, snapping turtle lips myself. Would it be racist is Toby had by put two fingers up behind the back of his head to indicate a feather-wearing American indian to accompany the word "red."

In my act, I parody Destiny's Child's INDEPENDENT WOMEN. In the intro, I slant my eyes and buck my teeth and say "Rucy Roo" where the track would normally say "Lucy Liu." It gets a laugh. In my mind, this is less an offensive racist slur than complete lunacy. I have never seen asian people with buck teeth in my life, although this stereotype has existed for decades. Look at Mickey Rooney's pitiful attempt at playing this type of stereotypical asian as Audrey Hepburn's irritable upstairs neighbor in BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S. Completely ridiculous. They might as well have a gong every time the character appears on the screen.

So I thought I was parodying the absurd, untrue stereotype. Reversing the pronunciation of L and R is a speech pattern some asians have when speaking english. It's funny and I don't think it's mean to laugh at someone's speech patterns. I have a southern accent and could care less if someone mimicked my voice as they often have. I can laugh at you. You can laugh at me. I love nothing more than when a black friend calls me "cracker" because then I know that we're close enough to make off-color jokes about each other.

Then again, I like tasteless humor. Not everyone does. But when does this become racist? Is Toby Keith a racist, based on his gesture? Is my parody of INDEPENDENT WOMEN racist? I would love to know what you think.

PS: Are norwegian people so clueless that actually import Will Smith and Toby Keith to perform for them? This is a tragic slur against norwegian talent. Or is that question racist towards norwegians?

FROM HUFFPO:

Toby Keith Racist? Uproar Over Asian Hand Gesture

Toby Keith may have offended Asian Americans while in Norway for the Peace Prize Concert.

Dancing along as Will Smith did a version of "Rapper's Delight," Keith pulled his eyes back on the "yellow" of the lyrics, "to the black, to the white, the red, and the brown, the purple and yellow."

A rep for the Asian American Justice Center told TMZ, "Toby Keith embarrassed himself and his country, denigrated the Noble Peace Prize and offended Asians and Asian Americans by using a crude, racist hand gesture."

Keith's rep just said, "nobody at the party thought Toby was out of line."

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BOY GEORGE'S WHITE XMAS

AND I DON'T MEAN COCAINE. ALWAYS LOVE IT WHEN SHE GOES BACK TO HER REGGAE ROOTS.

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But I did wonder from the way they were rocking to the music if they might be autistic as opposed to artistic.

KE$HA I S PUTRID!

QUESTION FOR YOU YOUNGSTERS! I despise Ke$ha's # 1 downloaded song from itunes called Tik Tok. But as a dj who spins at everything from clubs to bar mitzvah's, I have to spin at a variety of events for a variety of tastes. I cringe over this one. Is this song complete crap or what? Sample lyric:

And now, the dudes are ...lining up cause they hear we got swagger

But we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger

Really? Do young girls really fantasize about a 70 year old like Mick? I guess she found a rhyme with swagger but really. Her bio mentions that she broke into Prince's house in LA to play him her demo. He was horrified at the security breach and threw her out. The bio then admits she never heard from him. Is that something you really want to tell---that you are so desperate that you break into people's homes for your big break? Or that Prince did listen to it and decided as I did that it sucks and never contacted you?

What do I know? She's #1. I just wondered if this song seems cool to anyone. And I know that some young folks get off on creative spelling, but isn't Ke$ha with a dollar $ign the dumbe$t thing you've ever $een? And maybe her whiny voice resonates with her age group but to me it's just nasal and bratty. Be warned, her next follow up single is WORSE!

CHESTY MORGAN!

If you've never seen the unbelievably buxom Chesty Morgan in her two Doris Wishman films, you need to. In DOUBLE AGENT, she "plays" a spy with cameras concealed in her massive jugs--she squeezes them to snap a pic. Apparently, Chesty wasn't aware that she was starring in the films! It's low budget magic.

BABBETTE BOMBSHELL ON CHESTY:



Anyhoo, here's a great aritcle on Chesty today. I'm very sorry that she's a FOX news afficionado, but what hey, II guess that's the polish in her. Is that racist if I'm white? I can't tell anymore.

CHESTY MORGAN: A LIFE MORE THAN SKIN DEEP by Jeff Klinkenberg, St Petersburg Times


Chesty Morgan: A life more than skin deep by

Today we offer a cautionary tale about jumping to conclusions, a tale about how we can go wrong when we judge a book by even the most eye-catching cover. • For example: What comes to mind when you hear the name "Chesty Morgan"? • People of a certain age might think: "Wasn't she an exotic dancer in the 1970s? Famous for her measurements? She made a movie with Fellini, didn't she? She must have been some red-hot mama, whoo hoo!' • Yes, that was Chesty Morgan, a woman objectified all over the planet for having what one night club promoter called "the world's largest natural breasts! She defies medical science!'' Yes, Chesty Morgan — the woman with the alleged 73-inch bust. • Have your laugh, but listen: The world is a complicated place. Even red-hot mamas have real lives. Often those lives are tragic. Sometimes they are beyond tragic.

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WHILE HUNTING FOR CHESTY CLIPS ON YOUTUBE, I FOUND NORMA STITZ.



"MY FRIEND'S NOT HERE SO I'M GONNA EAT ALL THIS BUBBLEGUM."--SHAKESPEARE



NORMA APPEARS ON AN ITALIAN TV SHOW--PLEASE TRY TO CATCH WHAT SHE IS SAYING UNDERNEATH THE CHATTERBOX HOST.



AND THANKS TO BABETTE FOR TURNING ME ON TO BATPUSSY!

"PITY THE POOR WRETCH WHO DESIRES MASTURBATION BUT RENTS BAT PUSSY"
--Jean-Paul Sartre.

AND NOW, THE FEEL BAD MOVIE OF THE ENTIRE 1970'S!

BEFORE AND AFTER

I RECOGNIZED ONE OF THE GALS FROM DIFFERENT STROKES AND RUTH BUZZI.

BUJU BUSTED!

I GUESS BUJU BANTON'S MUSIC IT'S WITH HOMOPHOBIA-LACED LYRICS AREN'T SELLING. SO HE'S MOONLIGHTING AS A DRUG DEALER. HE WAS CAUGHT BY AN UNDERCOVER ATTEMPTING TO PURCHASE A LARGE AMOUNT OF COCAINE WITH INTENT TO DISTRIBUTE. I DON'T USUALLY REJOICE OVER SOMEONE'S DRUG BUST--UNLESS THAT SOMEONE CALLS FOR GAYS TO BE MURDERED. OR HAVE ACID THROWN IN THEIR FACES. MAYBE HE'LL SOFTEN HIS ATTITUDE TOWARDS GAYS IF HE ENDS UP SPENDING THE MAX SENTENCE OF 20 YEARS WITH NO WOMEN PRESENT...

Authorities: Buju Banton negotiated cocaine deal

By CURT ANDERSON/GOOGLE NEWS

MIAMI — Jamaican reggae star Buju Banton is facing charges that he attempted along with others to buy a large quantity of cocaine from an undercover law enforcement officer.

A U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration affidavit says Banton, whose real name is Mark Anthony Myrie, traveled to Sarasota last week to make the purchase along with two others. The DEA was tipped off by a confidential informant who agreed to wear a recording device during the drug negotiation session.

Banton, 36, faces a charge of conspiracy to possess with intent to distribute more than five kilograms of cocaine, which carries a maximum 20-year prison sentence. Banton was being held at Miami's downtown detention center Monday pending transfer to Tampa, where the case is being prosecuted.

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SURELY THIS ISN'T REAL

AND NOW FOR THE WORLD OF POOP!

BBC DOC ON PUREBREDS EXPOSES THEIR BIZARRE HEALTH ISSUES

YUCCH! THESE SAD PEOPLE WHO WANT TO UPGRADE THEIR OWN SOCIAL STAUTUS BY OWNING A FANCY DOG--DESPITE THE AWFUL HEALTH PROBLEMS WHICH ACCOMPANY BREEDING PEDIGREES. TOUGH TO WATCH IF YOU LOVE ANIMALS. THE "SHOW VERSION" OF THE GERMAN SHEPHERD HAS SUCH LOW HIND LEGS THAT IT'S REFERRED TO AS "HALF-DOG HALF-FROG". A LONG VIDEO BUT FASCINATING.

WATCHVIDEO

NEW BLONDIE: WE THREE KINGS

DOWNLOAD IT FREE HERE.

ONE OF MY FAVE NYC MOMENTS

I HUNG WITH VIRGINIA GRAHAM!



We met at a party for an advertising company in the 80's and she adopted me for the evening to fetch appetizers for her. She wore red Adolfo but filled it out a lot better than Nancy Reagan's. Why was she there? She had an idea for a commercial for roach motels. The camera would zoom in o her dancing wildly to some swinging music and she'd say "Hey! Did you hear that roaches are IN?" (She holds up the roach motel and says "They're in HERE!"

A FANTASTIC COMMENT FROM FACEBOOK: "That's amazing, but would have been even better if she had pointed to her vagina while delivering the punch line."

A fantastic lady full of pizzazz! One of my fav ever NYC moments even though Lypsinka had to explain who she was afterwards when I got home. We didn't have cellphones in them days.

A BLOOPER ON VIRGINA'S LONG-RUNNING RADIO SHOW:



VIRGINIA GRAHAM ON A 1977 CABLE SHOW!

GRRRRRRRR...

I'm jealous of England.

I wish the US could rise up and prosecute Bush and Cheney for war crimes. Perhaps Blair's testimony new testimony that he would have gone into Iraq with or without WMDs will force Obama's hand on the issue with some damning new revelations about his dealings with the Bush administration. I understand that as the first black president O didn't exactly want to come out swinging against his predecessors. But I'd like to see the perpetrators of these wars we're STILL losing fry so that the idiots who were so easily tricked into supporting the war can always know to VERY CAREFULLY weigh the evidence before declaring war. And then weigh it again. That goes for most Americans and almost members of Congress. I kept thinking, I'm a drag queen who has no access to the secret dossiers and such that Congress has--WHY DO I KNOW THE WAR IN IRAQ WAS TRUMPED UP AND THEY DON'T? Members of Congress voted for the war even though they knew we went in for the wrong reasons--they just couldn't afford to look weak on defense after we were hit so hard. Americans have to face the fact that as a nation we were thirsty for the blood of islamic people after 9/11. And we didn't care if they were the country who attacked us or not.



And that goes triple to the jerks that mindlessly bleat SUPPORT THE TROOPS when they don't even know what the troops' mission is! And we still don't! Lose a bunch more lives in Afghanistan so that dunces can't gripe we didn't finish what we started? Well, you shouldn't finish it if what your fool ass started was wrong to begin with. If supporting ... See Morethe troops means sending them to their deaths for nothing (or for something no one would back like making contractors and oil companies richer), then America is very supportive of their troops.


FROM HUFFPO:

Tony Blair Iraq War WMD Admission Sparks Outrage, Calls For War Crimes Prosecution


Former Prime Minister Tony Blair's recent admission that he would have invaded Iraq even if he knew from the start that it did not have weapons of mass destruction has sparked public outrage and calls for his prosecution for war crimes in the ongoing war inquiry, the AFP reported.

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DONNY AND MARIE AND STAR WARS!

JAYNE COUNTY AND DIVINE

(FROM JAYNE'S FACEBOOK PROFILE)

SHEALITA BABAY'S LATEST COLUMN

AN EXCERPT FROM HER NOW REGULAR DEMENTIA-ADDLED, INTENTIONALLY INFLAMMATORY SPEWINGS ON GAYSOCIALITES.COM:



I am invigorated to inform you that Uganda is finally stepping up to the plate and doing something about this Homosexual Problem! Now, I’m not a fan of your everyday, pocketbook-snatching porch monkey, but Africa seems to be one of the only places true in this Crusade against the poo-pushers! Its about time Africa gives us something more than AIDS. Those Third World, Colored People finally wised up and listened to a good group of White American Christian men! (It goes without saying that I’m referring to Martin Ssempa, Rick Warren, and the prophet himself, Scott Lively: the men who advocated and funded the Ugandan people to push this Anti-Gay bill.)

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HOLIDAY GIFT IDEA!

H.A.T.E.U.

SHE'S NOT "HALF" THE PERFORMER MARIAH CAREY IS! BUT SHE DOES GET THE WIND MACHINE GOING. Too bad it blows her teeth along with her hair!

DONATELLA RETTORE: KOBRA

IF YOU EVER WONDERED WHAT THE PERFECT OUTFIT TO WEAR WITH YOUR B/W CRUELLA DEVILLE SUNGLASSES< NOW YOU KNOW. GAGGING OFF THE B/W REVERSE FRINGED ANKLE BOOTS!

ARLENE DAHL'S PAPER DRESSES!

I LOVE THE FORCED "CHARMING" TONE OF ARLENE'S VOICE. POLLY GRIP SENT ME THIS AND IT WAS NEWLY POSTED. SHE MUST HAVE A GOOGLE SEARCH ON ARLENE FUCKING DAHL! HOW GAY IS THAT??? I worship Arlene too and I don't even know why! Because hunky Lorenzo Lamas has been up in her coochie? You have dirty minds. SHE'S HIS MOM!

WAWA ON GAGA

SHOCK OF ALL SHOCKS! LADY GAGA ON A GAY BLOG! ADMITTING HER BISEXUALITY!

I'M A LITTLE LATE ON THIS ONE BUT IT IS FUN TO SEE BABA WRAP HER RETARDED LIPS AROUND THE POKER FACE LYRICS "FLUFFIN' WITH MY MUFFIN". DID BABA KNOW WHAT THIS MEANT BEFORE A STAFFER EXPLAINED IT? I DIDN'T, ALTHOUGH I ASSUMED THAT MUFFIN REFERRED TO LADY'S LABIA. AT 23 AND AT THE TOP OF THE CHARTS. GAGA CLAIMS THAT SHE WANTS TO COMFORT YOUNGER FANS WHO FELT FREAKISH AS SHE DID.

THE TITLE OF HER LATEST RELEASE, THE FAME MONSTER, DEFINITELY STRIKES A CHORD WITH TODAY'S KIDS. IN FACT, THIS INTERVIEW FINISHES WITH A PLUG FOR "THE GREATEST ENTERTAINER OF ALL YOUTUBE" WHO POSTED THIS. ISN'T THAT KIND OF MONSTROUS TO USE AN INTERVIEW WITH SOMEONE ELSE YOU KNOW WILL BE GOOGLED TO PROMOTE YOUR OWN CAREER? OR IS THAT WHAT I'M DOING MYSELF BY POSTING ABOUT LADY GAYGAY? (THERE IS A PART 2 OF THE INTERVIEW IF YOU ARE INTERESTED.)

SHINY SUDS AD PULLED???

A detergent commercial has been yanked because viewers find it disturbing. In the ad, a woman enters her shower and is surprised to find bubbles left over from her toxic cleansing product speaking to her. The bubbles have been likened to sexual predators because as she continues with her shower, the male-voiced bubbles chant "Loofah" at her, presumably because they wanna see the foxy mom arouse herself. (It's tough to get inside the motivation of animated suds.)

Are women really scared or disturbed by cartoon bubbles? I guess my own perception is a little skewed since I enjoy tasteless humor. Although the ad's odd, I don't find this ad funny or edgy. I'm also not a woman so I'm not as keyed in to the real threat of sexual harassment/rape. (In fact, gays fantasize about it!) But do ANY women out there find this ad offensive or these bubbles scary?

VIDEO

THIS ITALIAN DETERGENT IS FAR CRAZIER AND PUSHES THE SEXISM AND RACISM BUTTONS!

YOUTUBE

JERMAINE JACKSON: LET'S GET SERIOUS

LARGELY FORGOTTEN JERMAINE JACKSON SOLO "HIT"==LOW VOLUME SO TURN IT UP. I'M CURIOUS TO SEE THE JACKSONS' A&E SPECIAL. I WONDER IF THEY SHOW JERMAINE'S SON, WHO HE ACTUALLY NAMED JERMAJESTY! AND YOU THOUGHT BLANKET WAS A WEIRD NAME!

HOUSTON ELECTS OPEN LESBIAN FOR MAYOR

THIS IS VERY PROGRESSIVE FOR HOUSTON!




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LULU ROMAN FOUND ON FACEBOOK!

LULU STARRING IN HEE HAW IN THE 1970'S.



AND LULU NOW AFTER A GASTIC BYPASS. SHE'S THE ADORABLE REDHEAD IN THE MIDDLE.


THE BLONDE IS DONNA DOUGLAS--ELLIE MAE FROM THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES. STILL IN PIGTAILS!