CHESTY MORGAN!

If you've never seen the unbelievably buxom Chesty Morgan in her two Doris Wishman films, you need to. In DOUBLE AGENT, she "plays" a spy with cameras concealed in her massive jugs--she squeezes them to snap a pic. Apparently, Chesty wasn't aware that she was starring in the films! It's low budget magic.

BABBETTE BOMBSHELL ON CHESTY:



Anyhoo, here's a great aritcle on Chesty today. I'm very sorry that she's a FOX news afficionado, but what hey, II guess that's the polish in her. Is that racist if I'm white? I can't tell anymore.

CHESTY MORGAN: A LIFE MORE THAN SKIN DEEP by Jeff Klinkenberg, St Petersburg Times


Chesty Morgan: A life more than skin deep by

Today we offer a cautionary tale about jumping to conclusions, a tale about how we can go wrong when we judge a book by even the most eye-catching cover. • For example: What comes to mind when you hear the name "Chesty Morgan"? • People of a certain age might think: "Wasn't she an exotic dancer in the 1970s? Famous for her measurements? She made a movie with Fellini, didn't she? She must have been some red-hot mama, whoo hoo!' • Yes, that was Chesty Morgan, a woman objectified all over the planet for having what one night club promoter called "the world's largest natural breasts! She defies medical science!'' Yes, Chesty Morgan — the woman with the alleged 73-inch bust. • Have your laugh, but listen: The world is a complicated place. Even red-hot mamas have real lives. Often those lives are tragic. Sometimes they are beyond tragic.

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WHILE HUNTING FOR CHESTY CLIPS ON YOUTUBE, I FOUND NORMA STITZ.



"MY FRIEND'S NOT HERE SO I'M GONNA EAT ALL THIS BUBBLEGUM."--SHAKESPEARE



NORMA APPEARS ON AN ITALIAN TV SHOW--PLEASE TRY TO CATCH WHAT SHE IS SAYING UNDERNEATH THE CHATTERBOX HOST.



AND THANKS TO BABETTE FOR TURNING ME ON TO BATPUSSY!

"PITY THE POOR WRETCH WHO DESIRES MASTURBATION BUT RENTS BAT PUSSY"
--Jean-Paul Sartre.

AND NOW, THE FEEL BAD MOVIE OF THE ENTIRE 1970'S!