YOUR CUTE ANIMAL VIDS FOR THE WEEK

I AM MARU THE STUNT CAT




THE ANIMAL ODD COUPLE

HEE HEE!

LOOK MA, NO ARMS!

THIS IS ASTOUNDING!

KENNY DASH BIRTHDAY WEEK

MS. DASH IS ONE OF THE MOST UNDERRATED COMIC QUEENS IN NYC. I'M NOT TOO SURE WHY SHE DRESSES AS MARILYN MONROE FOR EVERY GIG--AND SHE'S CELEBRATING 30 YEARS IN SHOW BIZ!!--BUT I AM SURE THAT SHE'S A RIOT AS A STAND-UP. IT'S HER BIRTHDAY WEEK AND SHE'S CELEBRATING WItH WITH A GRUELING WORK SCHEDULE INCLUDING:

SUN AFTERNOON BRUNCH SHOWS 5/24 LIPS RESTAURANT 12PM-4PM
SUN NIGHT DINNER SHOW 5/24 LIPS RESTAURANT 7PM-11PM
MON NIGHT BINGO 5/25 STONEWALL INN 9PM - 2AM
TUES NIGHT BINGO 5/26 EVOLVE BAR 10PM-1AM

AND OF COURSE, SHE HAS BEEN HOSTING SPLASH'S POPULAR STUD SEARCH FOR 17 YEARS! IN CLUB LIFE, THAT'S A CENTURY. HERE'S HER PRESS RELEASE.

Every Saturday, Kenny Dash hosts the extremely salacious Stud Search contest, where America's finest and fittest vie for a TWO HUNDRED DOLLAR weekly cash prize. This institution, now in its 17th year, has been often copied but never duplicated. With her signature wit and decidedly Long Island-ish attire, Ms. Dash is able to coax the shyness out of just about any and every lad onstage.



New dancers, wanting to get to a booking at Splash, along with gay boys and straight boys all looking to make a few bucks show up religiously. Whether they are trying to snatch some cash or whether it is to show off their buff results from years in the gym, or simply to strut their considerable stuff, the guys seem to come from all corners, and keep the audience titillated as our hostess puts them through their paces.

“This is a sort of the Gong Show meets the making of a male model” raves 
The Guide Magazine. To enter The Stud Search Contest, arrive by 8:30pm and sign up with Kenny Dash

ARE YOU READY FOR THESE FASHIONS?

AIDS WARNONG!

To all of you approaching 50 or have REACHED 50 and past, this email is especially for you......... ....





SENIOR CITIZENS ARE THE NATION'S LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS!



HEARING AIDS

BAND AIDS

ROLL AIDS

WALKING AIDS

MEDICAL AIDS

GOVERNMENT AIDS

MOST OF ALL,

MONETARY AID TO THEIR KIDS!

Not forgetting HIV (Hair is Vanishing)

PHYLLIS DILLER ON HER PLASTIC SURGERY!

INTERSPERSED WITH CLIPS OF HER ZANY HUMOR! INCLUDES A TOUR OF HER CLOSET WITH A HAT MONTAGE! PRICELESS!

NYC HAPPENINGS

MONICA CASANOVA EXHIBIT



Her release:

Monica Casanova is an underground visual artist and fashion designer living and working in Mexico City and New York. For more than twenty years,she has been a leading figure in the various underground movements in Mexico City. She has worked with rock bands, alternative theater with figures such as Juan Jose Gurrola. She has also performed with Katia Tirado for Ex Teresa Arte Actual (Mexico City). Monica has done several performances as a lady wrestler, transforming it in a new form of art in Arena Mexico. Monice has helped it gain recognition in the multimedia art events, which has led to inspiration for Mexican artists like Laureana Toledo, Francis Alys and Dj Chrysler, who shot Monica as a icon figure.

In New York she has collaborated with Patricia Field making the installations of her famous window displays. The art in Bergdorf Goodman's window displays were Monica's space of creativity for a year, as well. She was part of a show in Deitch Project with Kembra Phaler doing limited edition pieces of 'hoodies' and 't-shirts' that were sold to several art collectors from New York.

Monica has done performances in Susan Bartsch's events with multiple fashion looks that she used to reinvent herself over and over. She has been photographed as part of the fashion icons gang of New York for Paper Magazine.

She has been featured as an iconoclast figure in publications such as V Magazine, Paper Magazine, Celeste, Rude Magazine, Black Book, Nylon Japan and Nylon Mexico for which she just received a full interview for their first issue. She also has published her photos in numerous publications.

Her last exhibition was held in the Museum of Estonia showcasing Mexican wrestlers.

THE VOLUPTUOUS HORROR OF KAREN BLACK--THE BEST LOOK ON EARTH!



Monica considers her daughter, Amanita, her best piece of art. Amanita is part of the theatrical death rock band The Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black.

BUNNY NOTE: Amanita is also a Wigstock fan who joined me onstage in 2004 (?) for a hilarious moment which can only be found on my dvd, RATED X FOR XTRA-RETARDED.

MORE INFO ON ZAPATISTA

DAYLLE DEANNA SCHWARTZ, A FORMER SCHOOLTEACHER WHO DECIDED TO CHANGE HER LIFE'S COURSE AND ENTER THE MUSIC BIZ. SHE SCORED A RAP HIT IN THE 80'S BUT HAS MAINLY REMAINED BEHIND THE SCENES SINCE THEN, PUBLISHING SEVERAL BOOKS AND E-NEWSLETTERS WITH GREAT ADVICE. SINCE THE MUSIC INDUSTRY IS REFORMULATING ITSELF ONCE A WEEK, HER UP TO DATE FREE TIPS ARE WELL WORTH A VISIT AT HER LATEST SEMINAR:



Tuesday, June 2nd Marketing Music in Today's Music Industry

Apple Store SOHO 6:30PM 103 Prince Street

HERE IS A TASTE OF DAYLLE'S MAGIC IN PODCAST FORM:


Stop Being a Doormat! Lessons From An Expert (Podcast)

Do you want to switch careers but just don’t know how? Do you wish for a better life, but are too scared to take a risk? Are you stuck, and do you procrastinate?

If any of these sentiments ring true for you, then listen to today’s podcast. I interview one of the most impressive women I have met in some time: Daylle Deanna Schwartz.

Once a typical school teacher, Daylle accepted a challenge from her students to create a rap record. She hates stereotypes, and it bothered her when the kids told her that a white woman could never be a successful rapper.
So she set out to prove them wrong, and taught herself the skill. In no time she became known as the “rappin teach”, and her life would be changed forever:

Daylle Deanna Schwartz Interview: Daylle’s story is one of true inspiration, and she is an excellent example of how anything is possible once you have belief and passion.

The interview takes you through her incredible ride starting a record label, becoming a best selling author, appearing on Oprah and Howard Stern, and eventual her journey into the world of self-empowerment. And yes, you will also hear her rap a bit!
In all, I found Daylle’s stories highly motivational for my own life. I know I can make this blog as big and meaningful as I dream, for example, and can attract anyone I want to interview on my podcast “Conversations to Change the World”.
Creating the ideal life for yourself is worth the risk! I hope you find Daylle’s experiences as meaningful as I do.
I also highly recommend you check out Daylle’s blog Lessons From a Recovering Doormat where she talks about her experiences and gives advice.

THE DAYLE DEANNA SCHWARTZ INTERVIEW PODCAST FOR THOSE NEEDING A LITTLE LIFT: LISTEN


VETERAN SCENESTER DESMOND CADOGAN WITH WHM I'VE KIKI'ED WITH SINCE AREA IS CELEBRATING HIS BDAY AT SUZANNE BARTSCH'S VANDAM SOIREE.



JOHN KELLY REVIVES HIS UNCANNY JONI MITCHELL IMPERSONATION!



HELP DIG UP THE DIRT ON TABBOO!

FROM FACEBOOK:

alLuPiNiT the new york city environ mental magazine is pleased to announce that we arenow an official 501C organization !!!

to celebrate we are presently gathering material for or third issue:

alLuPiNiT:

anything, everything, all things TABBOO!



soz...
send us what-ever-any-thing you would like to see in our magazine
that refers to our friend Stephen Tashjian / TABBOO!
& we will xerox it !!!

poems, paintings, patterns, stories, memories, pictures, drawings, movies, mayhem, fan mail, gossip, photos, e -phemera... quotes... dish... or any combination thereof... you get the scene... as long as all roads lead to... TABBOO!

ASAP
by June 20, 2009 !!!
pass this around fast

please include all known sources,
dates and known information regarding
your submission (s)

& send to: rafgoblin2@gmail.com

or to:

alLuPiNiT P.O. Box 1724 Canal Street Station New York, NY 10013

We will publish & party as soon as we have everything together and have raised the $... so if you are in a position to & would like to make a tax-deductible contribution, make your check payable to alLuPiNiT magazine, NYC & we will send you a formal receipt for your records. Advance orders (also tax-deductible) can be made for $10 + $2 shipping.

PAPER MAG'S MR. MICKEY'S SWEET 16 (YEARS AT PAPER)--AND I'LL BE YOUR DJ!



56 AND STILL GOING STRONG, BARBARA HERR IS A NYC TS PERFROMER WTH A NEW DOC ON HER TRANSFORMATION



SUNDAY: The fourth incarnation of the food and music party series known as GASTROPHONIC STIMULATION



The theme? BLINTZKRIEG.

That's right kids, your eyes don't deceive.

Blintzes are the theme, Jewish crepes. To celebrate Shavuos, the Jewish holiday celebrating the revelation of The Lord's Alleged Word at Mt Sinai. AAAAHHH!!!

Blintzes and Songs of Revelation. Nu, what else do you need ???

Bowery Poetry Club 7PM SUNDAY 308 Bowery b/w Houston & Bleeker



with Amazing Foodies

Don Jacobs - PhB (Dr. of Blintzology)
Jacob Baskin - Pastry Samurai
Jennifer Joungblood
Justina N - redefines the concepts of "soul food" and Jewish identity

with An Amazing Rock Star Studded Absurd Circus Cabaret Band!!!
Jordan Brooks - bass
Michael Winograd - clarinet, slide whistle, cow bell
Brian Gelfand - piano plunk
Brian Landrus - bari sax ooomph
Shawn Shafner - vox
Ayelet Rose Gottleib - vox
Xavier Smith - vox
Mike Savino - electric banjo plink
James Windsor-Wells - drums bash bing
MANY MORE TBA

$12 for Unparalleled Satisfaction

AND AS FOR ME...



ALSO, YOU CAN CATCH ME SPINNING FUN DANCE MUSIC FROM ALL ERAS TONIGHT AT ROCKIT!, THE HOT NEW FRIDAY NIGHT AFFAIR AT AMALIA< WITH THE BEST LOOKING GUYS I'VE EVER SEEN! THIS NEW PARTY IS A HOOT! AND I'LL BE SPINNING DISCO AT SPLASH SUNDAY AT FREE TEA FROM 7-11.




ALSO, AMFAR IS HONORING ME ON JUNE 11TH, ALONG WITH RAT FIELD AND CLEVE JONES OF THE AIDS QUILT FAME AT A GALA DINNER AT THE EDISON BALLROOM. HOSTED BY ALAN CUMMING, THE NIGHT WILL FEATURE APPEARANCES AND PERFORMANCES BY DEBBIE HARRY, ARI GOLD, FLOTILLA DEBARGE, CHRISTIAN SIRIANO, AND CHEYENNE JACKSON. WITH DJ BILLY BEYOND. THE TICKETS START AT $100 WHICH AIN'T CHEAP, BUT IF YOU CAN AFFORD IT, DO KEEP IN MIND THAT CHARITIES HAVE BEEN HIT THE HARDEST BY THE RECESSION.

THE THREE HONOREES WERE SELECTED FOR THEIR COURAGE--I'M ASSUMING THAT IN MY CASE THEY MEAN THE COURAGE TO LEAVE MY HOME IN OUTFITS SUCH AS THIS ONE! YES, YOU READ IT RIGHT, I'M BEING HONORED!



MORE INFO/TICKETS: amFAR

THIS IS THE CUTEST!

I just think it's so darling that Obama is turning our women and even underage girls in muslim whores! KIDDING! I wonder if Shakira, whose OBJECTION TANGO this little angel is dancing to, has piqued an interest in the ancient art of belly-dancing. Shakira is so overtly sexual that I love to watch her. Her moves definitely send the message "I can fuck your brains out" which I think is fantastic since so many women in this country are still conditioned to think of their sexual urges as inappropriate. A large percentage of married women have never even had an orgasm! Is that grounds for divorce or what?

PAC MAN COMES TO LIFE!

IMA ROBOT: LOVERS IN CAPTIVITY

THE CONTOUR QUEENS OF SAN JUAN!

THESE GIRLS HAVE GOT IT DOWN. I ALWAYS WISH I COULD DO BETTER BLENDING AND HIGHLIGHTS BUT THESE GALS HAVE IT DOWN TO A SCIENCE. AND THE POUTS!





HUNDREDS MORE PICS ON HER MYSPACE PAGE.

LOOKING FOR SOME SICK NEW MATERIAL?

CHECK OUT THE SOUNDTRACK FOR KAMA SUTRA, A SEX-THEMED MUSICAL WHICH HAS WOWED AUDIENCES IN CHICAGO FOR YEARS. CLICK HERE TO PREVIEW AND PURCHASE SONGS LIKE THAT THING ON YOUR LIP, MEET MY CLITORIS AND GOT MILF?.

OBAMA TO FACE GAY PROTESTORS

FROM TOWLEROAD.COM:

President Obama, the alleged "fierce advocate" for LGBT rights, is scheduled to attend a Democratic Party fundraiser at the Beverly Hilton tonight, one day after White House spokesman Robert Gibbs refused to offer any official response to the Supreme Court's decision to uphold Proposition 8 in California.

MORE: TOWLEROAD

HEE HEE!

CA HIGH SCHOOL CROWNS MALE PROM QUEEN

HER HIGHNESS SERGIO GARCIA



LATIMES

CROSS DRESSING FOR SUCCESS!

CHARLIE'S ANALS

THE CARRIE WHITE GUIDE TO PROM WEAR NO-NO'S

FROM CANOFWHUPASS.COM:

They're All Going to Laugh at You: The Carrie White Guide to Unfortunate Prom Fashions

Our favorite telekinetic prom queen/blood soaked mass murderess, Carrie White, has emerged from her grave to shop around a whimsical how-to book. Released in time for prom season, we are thrilled to provide an excerpt below.

Hi! My name is Carrie White. If you're like me, the word "prom" conjures visions of tuxedo-clad jocks barfing out of the moon roofs of rented limos, and be-gowned cheerleaders having their ankles pushed behind their ears in the back of Ford Tauruses. Other sentimental images: mayhem, electrocutions, karo syrup with red food coloring. It's a momentous night in a gal's life, and it's important to get everything just right. Don't believe me? Ask the Bates High School class of 1976, may they rest in peace.



I remember when Tommy Ross asked me to the prom. I thought I'd swoon! And when my sweet mother (may she rest in peace) offered her customary sage advice, "they're all going to laugh at you," I knew it was destined to be an unforgettable affair. With that in mind, what follows are examples of ways in which unfortunate fashion choices can make an otherwise joyous event go awry (though not as awry as a prom can go, given the right cocktail of pig blood, demon-possessed fire hoses and bisected gym teachers).

When a guy and a gal get ready for the big night, it's important to be coordinated. For instance, I knew Tommy Ross (may he rest in peace) was going to wear a dreamy powder blue tux, and that's why I sewed my own dress out of pink satin, ignoring my dear mother's thoughtful observation that it lasciviously displayed my budding sin pillows.

However, if it's really important to you and your beau to be perfectly matched, it's a mistake to fashion our outfits from the paper in which the local butcher wrapped your lamb shank.

READ THE REST: CANOFWHUPASS

THE GODDESS OF RADIO IS BACK!

After leaving Air America and Nova M, Randi Rhodes' big mouth is wide open again and lordy, have I missed her! Opinionated, smart and funny as hell, Randi now has a free podcast on itunes which you can visit to select her rants and raves on all of the latest news topics. With her military background, she'll be all over this torture pics so make sure and stay tuned. Click HERE to go to her itunes podcast page.

Now broadcasting from DC, you can also catch her on the radio in limited markets which are listed on her website, THERANDIRHODESSHOW.COM

Another former Air America (which now features Montel Jordan???) jock, Thom Hartman is now broadcast on GREEN960 and he's also highly recommended.

GAYS IN THE MILITARY!

FROM AOL NEWS:

Thursday's Telegraph quoted retired U.S. Army Major General Antonio Taguba, who conducted a 2004 investigation into abuse at Iraq's Abu Ghraib prison, as saying the pictures showed "torture, abuse, rape and every indecency."

The newspaper said at least one picture showed an American soldier apparently raping a female prisoner while another is said to show a male translator raping a male detainee.

MORE: AOL.COM

WANDA SYKES ON MICHELLE OBAMA

This fool is hilarious!

NEW SWNE FLU PANIC!

CLORIS LEACHMAN'S NEW "FASHION" LINE

THANK YOU FOR THIS POSE!



We are pleased to introduce Clorisline: an exciting line of versatile, mix and match outfits, designed to flatter a woman’s body.

Lots of fabric to elegantly flow and cover what we don’t want to show, designed to fit even if you are a petite or a plus, easy use, and easy care and incredible prices!



A few basic versatile pieces and the right accessories create many outfits for various occasions. Try our versatile tunic with pull on pants, add a hat, a scarf or a necklace and 1-2-3: be ready in 5 minutes, and customize your outfit throughout the day.

Cloris is not a celebrity who signs her name on any garment. Cloris and Veronique have worked hard together at coming up with the perfect line for you. Cloris’s spirit is in every piece of our “Summer Very Versatile” line.

Any age or any size, you are entitled to look classy, exciting and feel like a star!

MORE: CLORISLINE

WHO SAYS NYC NIGHTLIFE IS DEAD?

It's just seriously ill, as evidenced by this flyer for a Linda Simpson "Romanov The Great" Eastern European bingo extravaganza.



Linda Simpson—Drag Queen Supreme of the Bingo Scene—
Debuts Her Newest Night of Fun—BINGO-SKI—At An Old-World Party Room
Holy Pierogi! Linda Simpson, the reigning queen of downtown Bingo, adds yet another campy—and ethnic—twist to everybody's favorite game of chance with her newest venture, BINGO-SKI, so named for its location, a glorious old-fashion Ukrainian party room.

In keeping with the venue’s Eastern European flavor, Linda is taking a new name for the night: Linda Simpson Romanov the Great. Providing musik (correct spelling!), including plenty of foot-stomping polka numbers, is performance artist Erin Markey. Also on hand to give out all sorts of prizes—from goofy to great—are Bingo Babushka (and hilarious drag performer) Violet Temper and sexy Bingo Boyski (and It go-go boy) Matthew Camp. Expect funny Slavic accents and gaudy ethnic garb galore—all in good fun, of course! And how about some vodka shots as you play? A full bar is available!

There are tentative plans to turn BINGO-SKI into a monthly event (details to come). In the meanwhile, Linda continues to host wildly popular Monday Night Bingo with Murray Hill at Bowery Poetry Club.


WHAT: BINGO-SKI

WHERE: Ukrainian East Village Restaurant (in the party room), 140 Second Ave (between St. Mark’s Place and 9th St), 212-614-3283

WHEN: Thursday, May 28th. Doors open at 7pm; game-time from 7:30 to 10pm.

ADMISSION: $5 includes Bingo card; extra cards are $2 each.

AN AMAZING STORY

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from
Northwestern University .

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing
with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter
approached it very carefully.

He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large
piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he
could, Peter worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the
elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man,
and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense
moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled.
Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Peter
never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his
teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the
creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron
were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front
foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times
then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter couldn't help wondering if this
was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the
railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the
elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped
its trunk around one of Peter’s legs and slammed his ass against the
railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same elephant.

GAY MARCH IN NYC THIS TUESDAY

N TUESDAY, MAY 26 IN RESPONSE TO
CALIFORNIA SUPREME COURT'S SAME-SEX MARRIAGE RULING

ADVOCATES FOR MARRIAGE EQUALITY WILL REAFFIRM
SUPPORT FOR SAME-SEX MARRIAGE IN NEW YORK STATE
AS GOVERNOR- AND ASSEMBLY-SUPPORTED BILL NOW FACES SENATE


NEW YORK CITY (May 22, 2009) -- Several thousand civil rights
advocates will march across Manhattan on Tuesday in support of
marriage equality in New York State and across America. The march
will follow Tuesday’s decision by the California Supreme Court on the
legality of Proposition 8, the constitutional amendment passed by
voters last November, which overturns the right to same-sex marriage
in the state.

Demonstrators will meet at Sheridan Square (7th Avenue and West 4th
Street) at 6pm on Tuesday evening after the California Supreme Court
decision. The peaceful march will proceed east to Union Square for a
rally in support of same-sex marriage in New York State and across
America.

ATTENTION MEDIA: REPORTERS ARE URGED TO ARRIVE AT SHERIDAN SQUARE BY
5:30 FOR PRE-MARCH INTERVIEWS WITH MARRIAGE EQUALITY ADVOCATES AND
SAME-SEX MARRIED COUPLES.

"Whether the California Supreme Court decision is a victory for
equality or for homophobia, we will still march,” said Corey Johnson,
co-organizer of the protest. “And we will continue to demand
legalization of same-sex marriage in New York State.”

Before Prop. 8 was passed, 18,000 same-sex couples were married in
California. The Court decision will decide whether Prop. 8
invalidates these marriages, and whether all same-sex marriages are
outlawed in the state.

In New York State. Governor David Paterson has presented a bill to
legalize same-sex marriage. It recently passed in the State Assembly,
but faces resistance in the State Senate.

New York’s marriage equality groups (including MENY) are well
organized, speak with one voice and are committed to seeing the state
join its neighbors in passing marriage equality legislation this year.

A protest against Proposition 8 drew more than 10,000 marchers last
November 12 in Lincoln Square and Columbus Circle. A national day of
protest against Prop. 8 drew millions on Saturday, November 15, and
is recognized as the largest civil rights demonstration in U.S. history.

To stay informed about demonstrations for marriage equality in New
York and across the country, visit : DAYOFDECISION

THE TRUTH BEHIND FRED PHELPS!

In case you don't recognize the name, Fred is the preacher who shows up with his rag-tag family and supporters to protest at soldiers' funerals around the country--because he hates gays. THis is so retarded. I wonder if he ever saw this if he's human enough to have a giggle at it. It's so retarded!

The WBC news video Fred Phelps doesn't want us to see ! ! ! - watch more funny videos

BUMPER NUTS: DOES YOUR TRUCK HAVE BALLS?

PLENTY MORE COLORS (INCLUDING BRASS!) at TTRUCK-NUTS.COM

OBAMA'S "PROLONGED DETENTION"

RACHEL MADDOW BREAKS DOWN OBAMA'S CONTRADICTORY LOGIC IN HIS GITMO SPEECH YESTERDAY: MUST-SEE TV!



Obama's lengthy and detailed national security address was designed, in part, to tamp down criticism that his administration was abandoning core promises and constitutional principles. But while early reviews of the president's speech among members of the press were adulatory, the people Obama most needed to placate were decidedly unimpressed.

"Obviously, he is a very effective speaker, but of course we have major problems with what he is doing," said Michael Ratner, president of the Center for Constitutional Rights. "He wraps himself in the Constitution, talks about American values and then proceeds to violate them."

MORE: HUFFPO

OBAMA IRRITATED BY THE MEETING WITH CIVIL RIGHTS ORGANIZATIONS: RACHEL MADDOW ON MSNBC



ANOTHER VERY SCARY RECENT MADDOW STORY ABOUT HOW THE BORN-AGAIN IDIOT PRES WAS TRICKED INTO THE WAR IN IRAQ BY PLACING BIBLICAL QUOTES AND ARTWORK TO REINFORCE BUSH'S CRUSADE/AXIS OF EVIL MENTALITY.

RECYCLING HAS GONE TOO FAR!

THE LATEST FROM LADY ESTHER GYN:

ANNA WINTOUR WEARS PRADA

RARE INTERVIEW WITH VOGUE'S ANNA WINTOUR FROM 60 MINUTES:


Watch CBS Videos Online

HORNY ALL NIGHT LONG

A ZANY, SUMMERY NEW LOOK FROM LONDON SCENESTER/DJ TASTY TIM!

CLEVELAND'S NEXT TOP MODEL: SEXY WALK

FOR SOME REASON, MY COMPUTER IS NUTTING UP AND I DON'T GET ANY SOUND ON YOUTUBE VIDS, BUT THE VISUALS ALONE ON THIS ARE A RIOT!

A DIRTY OLD JOKE

ONE OF MY OLD STANDARDS--WITH EVEN MORE WOODEN DELIVERY THAN MINE!

DEPRESSION BRUNCH AT JOE'S PUB

YOU MAY KNOW SOME OF THE OTHER PERFORMERS, BUT LET ME ASSURE YOU THAT THE DEMENTED TAMMY FAYE STARLITE IS A HOOT. I EVEN BOUGHT HERE CD AT THE LAST SHOW OF HERS I SAW. OF COURSE, THAT WAS BEFORE THE RECESSION! TRANSGENDERED PIANIST OUR LADY J--SOMEHOW THAT DOESN'T SOUND QUITE RIGHT BUT IT'S BETTER THAN ORGANIST--IS ALSO A SIGHT TO BEHOLD!

Barbara Maier Presents:

DEPRESSION BRUNCH: IDOL IDLE IDYLL WORSHIP {SACRED AND PROFANE}
Sunday, 5/31, 12pm at Joe's Pub (425 Lafayette St., NYC) with the recession-friendly price of $15.00

Featuring… Justin Bond, Tammy Faye Starlite and Toby Keith Hartel, Our Lady J, and Lisa Faith Phillips who will bring their sure-fire spirit-lifting performances to help you through these dark days.
Enjoy songs of depression, despondency and despair, and also get tips on how to become a successful mistress (a gal's gotta make a living - witness Rielle Hunter).

Hosted by Miss Tammy Faye Starlite (who will explain why Jesus hates Obama)

BRING YOUR OWN BROWN BAG BRUNCH!

Come be a part of the solution - not the problem.

http://www.joespub.com/component/option,com_shows/task,view/Itemid,40/id,4573

P.S. - This counts as church.

VENTURA PINS HASSEL-HACK

The Republicans are howling over Nancy Pelosi's supposed "lie" that she was briefed on torture. Jessie Ventura actually breaks this down to the ladies of The View quite well, making the important point that even if she did lie, the larger issue is DID WE USE TORTURE? Not, OOH, SHE KNEW ABOUT IT AND LIED. Pelosi is actually calling for the release of the records to vindicate herself, and now other evidence suggests that the CIA isn't terribly organized or truthful with their own records at the time. Obama is too popular for the Republicans to attack, so they are swooping down on Pelosi. After all the lies the previous administration told, the Pelosi lie, if it even occured, wouldn't even have the life that this story has had in the mainstream media if the mainstream media wasn't so conservative. I never thought I'd say I was glad that The View exists. I even like Sherrie Shepard's fall!

"MY DADDY ATE MY EYES"

VIA HUFFPO:

THE THREE DEGREES: TSOP

I think this video might start off with one of the hottest dance moves of all time--GET UP OFF THE FUCKING FLOOR! Too much!

NOT BROKE STRAIGHT BOYS!

SWEETIE AND DANIEL NARDICIO'S NEW TRASHY THURSDAY NIGHT:



AND FROM THE SITE THAT WILL SEND DOWN SOME OF THEIR STRAIGHT--AS IN LEGS STRAIGHT UP--BOYS TO THE PARTY!

We had to really convince Jamie to get fucked by Aiden. This guy was straight as an arrow and if he didn't have bills to pay he wouldn't even have stopped by. We had to strike while the boy was broke! We got this cutie to spread his ass cheeks for a few hundred dollars. He got that pretty white ass gaped for green. Enjoy!



(BUNNY NOTE: GEE, I'M GETTIN' REAL WORRIED THAT WITH THIS RECESSION, A LOT OF GUYS MIGHT BE FORCED TO GO GAY!)