May 30, 2009

KENNY DASH BIRTHDAY WEEK



MS. DASH IS ONE OF THE MOST UNDERRATED COMIC QUEENS IN NYC. I'M NOT TOO SURE WHY SHE DRESSES AS MARILYN MONROE FOR EVERY GIG--AND SHE'S CELEBRATING 30 YEARS IN SHOW BIZ!!--BUT I AM SURE THAT SHE'S A RIOT AS A STAND-UP. IT'S HER BIRTHDAY WEEK AND SHE'S CELEBRATING WItH WITH A GRUELING WORK SCHEDULE INCLUDING:

SUN AFTERNOON BRUNCH SHOWS 5/24 LIPS RESTAURANT 12PM-4PM
SUN NIGHT DINNER SHOW 5/24 LIPS RESTAURANT 7PM-11PM
MON NIGHT BINGO 5/25 STONEWALL INN 9PM - 2AM
TUES NIGHT BINGO 5/26 EVOLVE BAR 10PM-1AM

AND OF COURSE, SHE HAS BEEN HOSTING SPLASH'S POPULAR STUD SEARCH FOR 17 YEARS! IN CLUB LIFE, THAT'S A CENTURY. HERE'S HER PRESS RELEASE.

Every Saturday, Kenny Dash hosts the extremely salacious Stud Search contest, where America's finest and fittest vie for a TWO HUNDRED DOLLAR weekly cash prize. This institution, now in its 17th year, has been often copied but never duplicated. With her signature wit and decidedly Long Island-ish attire, Ms. Dash is able to coax the shyness out of just about any and every lad onstage.



New dancers, wanting to get to a booking at Splash, along with gay boys and straight boys all looking to make a few bucks show up religiously. Whether they are trying to snatch some cash or whether it is to show off their buff results from years in the gym, or simply to strut their considerable stuff, the guys seem to come from all corners, and keep the audience titillated as our hostess puts them through their paces.

“This is a sort of the Gong Show meets the making of a male model” raves 
The Guide Magazine. To enter The Stud Search Contest, arrive by 8:30pm and sign up with Kenny Dash

2 Comments:

OpenID danbearnyc said...

Sweet Jesus. I thought I could escape and pretend 1981 ever happened. I can still him in too, too much polyester performing as Joan Collins in Dynasty at Freckle Bellies, a gay bar on Lawn Guyland.

Mother needs a drink.

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