GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME: MY GAY SON

MR AND MRS. POREBSKI

Sherry Vine stars in a parody of MR AND MRS. SMITH. I never saw that film, so I don't get all of the jokes, but there are some funny site gags.

LAUREN BACALL SWINGS IN APPLAUSE

FROM YOUTUBE:

This is a rarely, if ever, seen clip from the Broadway musical Applause, of Tony Award winning star Lauren Bacall singing "But Alive," which takes place in a Greenwich Village New York gay bar. It's very 70s, and truly a classic. Just seeing Bacall play the gay diva and sing and get flipped and flung around by the guys is worth the price alone. The quality of the video is okay, but I got it from someone who copied me a video of the entire show, which had been filmed for TV two years after it opened on Broadway. That special only aired once on network TV and has never been seen again. This is just pure fun, especially if you love stuff like this

LULU: THE BOAT THAT I ROW

She had so many other great songs besides To Sir, With Love. And love those ruffles!

JULIE DRISCOLL: SEASON OF THE WITCH

A+ for the set!

HOW TO TELL IF YOUR FEET STINK

NEW SPRING NAIL LOOKS

LONDON'S BELOVED DJ TALLULAH DIES

Horrible, shocking news! It was not 2 years ago that I had afternoon tea with Tasty TIm and Tallulah at a Ladbroke Grove cafe and we ogled the hunky Morroccan students who were getting out of a nearby spanish school for the day. Tallu seemed to know a couple of them personally! Bubbly and hilarious, I don't think that queen had an enemy in the world. And I guess she was probably one of the world's first club kids! And I'm very jealous of whoever inherits her record collection!

FROM SKRUFFF.COM'S NEWSLETTER

London’s DJ Tallulah Dies



Pioneering gay scene DJ Tallulah died this week aged 59, marking the end of a 40-year career during which he DJed at many of London’s seminal clubs and partied alongside the likes of Joe Orton, Kenneth Williams and Leigh Bowery,

A long time resident at Heaven in more recent years he DJed regularly at Crash, and the Shadow Lounge and last year became the first person to be inducted into the Homo Hall of Fame, in tribute to his enormous contribution to UK nightlife. Speaking at the time, Tallulah recalled being one of just five known gay DJs in London at the beginning of 70s and recalled an underground scene with minimal media exposure.



"There were no flyers - it was mainly word of mouth,” he said, “"I think it's important that younger people look into gay culture a little bit more - it's so easy to be forgotten, particularly where music's concerned."

Tallulah also worked at New York’s Studio 54 in the 70s, before returning to London and becoming a fixture at clubs like Taboo and the Embassy Club, a club he considered ‘the Studio 54 of London.’

“Lemmy from Motorhead would be continually, permanently, on the one-arm bandits (fruit machines),” Tallulah told dance culture historian (and DJ) Bill Brewster in an interview several years ago.

“I used to go down there in my mother’s cocktail dresses, with big boots on. I always used to stand next to Lemmy and he used to say, “I hope you’re not taking hard drugs.” “No, I’m just drinking vodka.” “Steer clear of the hard stuff!” he laughed.

READ AN EXTENSIVE INTERVIEW WITH TALLULAH AND THE EVOLUTION OF LONDON'S GAY CLUB SCENE HERE

HEATHERETTE'S NEW M.A.C. LINE

Go on, girls! All the lipsticks are already sold out and the line was just launched! And there's a video featuring Amanda, Andre J, Jun, Richie, Kabuki Starshine, etc.



WATCH

NO PICNIC FOR BUSTED OHIO PERV

Man Caught Having Sex with a Picnic Table by Arthur Price

BELLEVUE, OH -- A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table.



The investigation began when a tipster gave police three DVDs showing Arthur Price having sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his deck.

The incidents occurred between January and March 2008.

Police say the DVDs show Price involved in a sex act in his bedroom. He walks out to his deck, tilts the table on its side and has sex with it.

Police say Price lives near an elementary school.

Price admitted that he had sex with the picnic table when police questioned him.

He confirmed to police the incidents caught on the DVDs and said he had also had sex with the table inside the home.

Price faces four counts of public indecency. He is free on a $20,000 bond.

HOLLY WOODLAWN'S NIGHT CLUB ACT IN NYC!

She's back in NYC for a screening of a film she did with Constance (aka Constance Cummings), which is screening at the Tribecca Film Festival on 4/3. (I think it's called EAST OF THE TARPITS.) But the night before, she brings her cabaret act to the Gene Frankel Theater for an evening performance. It's a small venue, so get your tix early! I think the show's at 10:30.

SHARON TATE SLIDESHOW

YOUTUBE

B-52's: FUNPLEX VIDEO

I love hearing Cindy say "Here's your stupid 7 Up."

Funplex

DEEELITE: GOOD BEAT

FISH HEADS

TURN ME ON, TURN ME OUT

Jody Watley is turning me out in this video for SOME KIND OF LOVER. And doing it in sneakers, a petticoat and BLOOMERS??? And I forgot about the hot percussion that starts off this track. I think Jody is underrated!

PATTI: OVER THE RAINBOW

I know I've posted other versions, but this one is from her 1985 special in an insane spider-motif muu muu with matching hair ornament and white (?) nails!

PATTI


PATTI SINGS YOU ARE MY FRIEND AT HER FIRST SOLO CONCERT




LABELLE: WHAT CAN YOU DO FOR ME? IN THE LARRY LEGASPI SPACE SUITS!

ANDE WHYLAND PHOTO SHOW

Honey, she's been around since Club 82 and early Pyramid, so you know she's got the goods on everyone from John Sex to Wendy Wild to Ethyl Eichelberger to Ann Magnuson to Lavinia (pictured.)

CRAPPY EASTER!

A 15-year-old boy has been crucified in the Philipines today in a gory ritual to mark the death of Jesus Christ.

Dozens of Filipinos, including the boy and an 18-year-old girl, were nailed to crosses and scores more whipped their backs into a bloody pulp as the country's devout Roman Catholics marked Good Friday.

The voluntary crucifixions in the northern Philippines were the most extreme displays of religious devotion in this mainly Catholic country, where millions are praying and fasting ahead of the Easter weekend.


MORE: DAILY MAIL

DIANA: I AIN'T BEEN LICKED AT CAESAR'S 1979

Girlfriend is singing the house down and bubbling with energy! ! And can we discuss the white bugle-beaded leggngs? STUNNING!



And singing another Ashford & Simpson classic from THE BOSS, here's IT'S MY HOUSE, a personal fav.

IT'S RAINING MCCAIN

SPEW!

LEARN IT!

I did just watch a commercial for some new product (Sprint phone, maybe?) which comes in FIERCE new green. Then I got popbitch's latest e-blast.


>> Parlez-vous popbitch? <<
Say goodbye fierce, hello ferosch

“That's fierce!” Is SO over. Following the
maxim that when GMTV presenters start to use a
phrase it's no longer fit for polite company
it's time to do as New York A-gays are doing.
Ferocious is stronger than fierce. So, you
are Ferosch, girl!

For example:

Old: Fiona “Fierce” Phillips

New: Heather “Ferosch” Mills

MEET THE B-52'S!

SQUEEZEBOX MOVIE PREMIERE

Just caught a special preview edit and it's sooooo muvh fun! Appearances from Jayne County. Misstress Formika, John Cameron Mitchell, Jackie Beat, Miss Guy, Deborah Harry, Jimmy James, Michael Schmidt, Sherry Vine and many more. Even Dean (rest his soul) Johnson. God, I miss that night!



WATCH TRAILER

THE CELINE DION WORKOUT

I am not a fan of Celine's, and Laura Landauer does a pretty good imitation of her--working in some of Miss Dion's rotten choreography like the move she always does where she pulls her hand away from her heart--in this mock-workout video.

WATCH

AWWWWWW.....

But Lady Bun-Bun will be hopping around the nation at these select locations:



THURSDAY: GUAVA LOUNGE in HOUSTON, TEX-ASS

FRIDAY: GUAVA LOUNGE

SATURDAY: THE EAGLE in PITTSBURGH w/ a ton of local gals!

SUNDAY: DISCO TEA IS OFFICIALLY, PERMANENTLY CANCELLED.

THURSDAY 3/27: DJ'ING AT A BENEFIT IN DALLAS--DETAILS TO COME.

SATURDAY MARCH 29TH: SPINNING FOR NIGHT OF 1000 GOWNS.

3/31 and 4/1: I'LL BE DJ'ING FOR DIFFA AND ELLE DECOR'S ANNUAL DINING BY DESIGN

THURSDAY APRIL 3RD: IN FORT LAUDERDALE FOR GEORGIE'S ALIBI'S 11TH ANNIVERSARY--WITH GUESTS CASHETTA, ELECTRA, NIKKI ADAMS AND TIFFANY ARIEAGUS!

SUNDAY APRIL 6TH: GEORGIE'S

MONDAY APRIL 7TH: MORE GEORGIE'S

FRIDAY 4/11: GEORGIE'S IN ST. PETE

SUNDAY 4/13: GEORGIE'S ST. PETE EARLY SHOW

FRIDAY 4/18 AZUL PALM SPRINGS FOR WHITE PARTY WEEKEND

SUNDAY 4/20 AZUL

MONDAY 4/21 AZUL

HOPPY EASTER!

WE'RE ALL TRANSSEXUALS NOW

I've always been told that NYC has "good" tap water. But NYC hasn't even been tested. And the full article excerpted below has contains some shocking statitics.

IT'S IN THE WATER: WE'RE ALL TRANSSEXUALS NOW by PAULINE PARK:



If you’re drinking water out of the tap, then you’re a transsexual. At least, that’s the conclusion I come to from reading the Associated Press report on the drinking water supply in the United States.

After five months of investigation, AP found “a vast array of pharmaceuticals — including antibiotics, anti-convulsants, mood stabilizers and sex hormones” in the drinking water that Americans in 41 different cities drink.


But pesticide run-off and other chemical pollutants in the waters of our planet are also affecting other species, including frogs. The commonly-used herbicide atrazine is now changing the sex of male tadpoles, according to a study by a team of researchers from the University of California, Berkeley.

MORE: LOGOONLINE.COM

HOUSE DIVA ALERT!

BARBARA TUCKER'S BIRTHDAY BASH!



ULTRA NATE AND FRIENDS' B'IRTHDAY AFFAIR!

STACEY Q ON FACTS OF LIFE

That body! And Chloris Leachman's 80's dyke do!

LONI ANDERSON AS JAYNE MANSFIELD

I can not exactly understand what Loni Anderson was. But she's fun in this clip. And the hair!

(Adjust for low sound)

DANNY LA RUE IN OUR MISS FRED

A sizzling costume parade!

FFLOYD'S MYSPACE PIX

You may recall FFLOYD from his nude lip-synch of WHAT MAKES A MAN A MAN in WIGSTOCK: THE MOVIE. He has posted some VERY vintage pix of his Atlanta posse cicra 1982-3. The sullen, poorly-painted horse face on the left is me, with RuPaul in the background, Ffloyd on the left, and our room mate Laurie Nevada in the foreground. She was kind of like a cross between Liz Taylor and Charlotte Rae. The only thing more ridiculous than my outfit are the scraps of paper. Pew!

To see more, including Lahoma, Larry Tee and the rest of the Now Explosion/Atlanta gang, check out Ffloyd's myspace page. And get ready to gasp!

MENSUELLE OR MENSTRUELLE?

So there is an Escualita in Paris, too.

RANCID!

But appropriate for the day after St. Paddy's boozefest"

An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified.

He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question.

Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.

The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked,

"What is the fastest thing you know of?"

Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT." It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of."

"That's very good!" replied the interviewer.

"And now you sir?" he asked the second man.

"Hmm.! Let me see. A BLINK ! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of."

"Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliche for speed."

He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.

Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an instant. Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."

The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man.

"It's hard to beat the speed of light," he said.

Turning to Bubba, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question.

Old Bubba replied, "After hearing the three previous answers, It's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA."

"WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.

"Oh I can explain." said Old Bubba. "You see the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but, before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit in my pants."

Old Bubba is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!

BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW!

You know those dutch rascals' enormous schlongs will make your trip well worth it.

UKTELEGRAPH

Dutch to legalise gay sex in public park By Bruno Waterfield

Dutch council officials will permit gay sex in public areas but fine dog owners who let their pets off the leash in Amsterdam's Vondelpark.

Paul van Grieken, an Alderman in the Oud-Zuid district of the city, has startled many Amsterdammers, despite their famously liberal attitudes, with plans to allow public sex as part of this summer's new rules of conduct for the country's best-known park.

"Why should we try to impose something that is actually impossible to impose, which also causes little bother for others and for a certain group actually means much pleasure?", he said.

Amsterdam's beautiful Vondelpark in the centre of city draws hordes of summer visitors, families, skaters and joggers.

But the park's rose garden has become famous as a trysting spot for gay men looking for uncomplicated sexual encounters.

Mr van Grieken stresses that tolerance to "cruising" gays, aimed at protecting homosexuals from violence, will have "strict rules attached".

"Thus, condoms must always be cleared away, it must never take place in the neighbourhood of children's playgrounds and the sex must be restricted to the evening and night-time," he said.

The new park rules have the blessing of the Dutch police, who have urged all Dutch parks to follow Amsterdam's lead.

But Amsterdam's dog owners are less impressed. The new park code of conduct will set out stiff fines for dogs that are allowed to run around the Vondelpark off the leash.

"Research showed that many people find this disturbing," said Mr van Grieken.

One dog owner protested: "As long as the park has existed, we've been allowed to let our dogs run freely. It's outrageous that we will be punished from now on but public sex won't. If they can drop their trousers, why can't I let my dog loose?"

FOR TODAY

AND FOR TOMORROW:

SHERIFF: WOMAN SAT ON TOILET SEAT FOR 2 YEARS

By ROXANA HEGEMAN, Associated Press Writer

WICHITA, Kan. - Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years — so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police.

Not to "pry", but I know you'll want to know how they got her off. Sorry, no pix!

YAHOO

CAN'T WE ALL BE FRIENDS?

OLBERMANN: CLINTON CAMPAIGN "AWASH IN FILTH"

And what I really don't understand about Ferraro's comment is that, to paraphrase Randi Rhodes of Air America Radio, ]since when is being a black man an entree into the upper echelons of politics?

CANDIS CAYNE IN UK'S SUN

THESUN

THE BEST LAWYER JOKE

The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city’s most successful lawyer. So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office.

The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, “Our research shows that even though your annual income is over two million dollars, you don’t give a penny to charity. Wouldn’t you like to give something back to your community through the United Way?”

The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, “First, did your research also show you that my mother is dying after a long, painful illness and she has huge medical bills that are far beyond her ability to pay?”

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbles, “Uh... no, I didn’t know that.”

“Secondly,” says the lawyer, “did it show that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support his wife and six children?”

The stricken United Way rep begins to stammer an apology, but is cut off again.

“Thirdly, did your research also show you that my sister’s husband died in dreadful car accident, leaving her penniless with a mortgage and three children, one of whom is disabled and another that has learning disabilities requiring an array of private tutors?”

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, says, “I’m so sorry, I had no idea.”

And the lawyer says, “So... if I didn’t give any money to them, what makes you think I’d give any to you?”

XTINA AIN'T NO OTHER MAN RE-INTERPRETED

WATCH KEITH OLBERMANN TONIGHT!

For a minute, I thought I was happy with both democratic candidates. I still will vote for whichever democrat wins the nomination. But Hillary has really been showing her nasty side when she ought to be stepping aside and not breaking up the democratic party so that Obama, who I think will be the nominee, is weakened by her attacks. Don't we need to unite the party so that he can win against McCain? Can we take another term of Republican madness? Statistically, she can't win the nomination unless she continues to cheat.

Maybe you disagree with me. But haven't you often been enthralled and inspired by Keith Olberman's rants against George Bush and the war?

Well, if you trust Keith, please check out his anti-Hillary rant tonight on MSNBC. Keith has passionately and fearlessly told the truth about a variety of issues and become one of the most noted journalists as a result. I urge everyone, but especially Hillary supporters, to check it out tonight on MSNBC. Or tomorrow on youtube.

MORE ON HUFFPO

COUNTRY CUNT

That is the affectionate soubriquet which The Lay Chablis dubbed me years ago since I'm from Chattanooga. But I think it also describes this Oklahoma legislator perfectly.

From youtube:

What you're about to hear is a portion of a jaw-dropping speech delivered by an Oklahoma State Representative at a gathering in her district. This is what they say when they think we're not listening. Learn more at www.victoryfund.org/listening

MARY-ANN CAUGHT WITH MARY JANE

The aorable Gilligan's Island star blame it on hitchhikers. Must have been some good shit!

YAHOO.COM

BLESS HER HEART! I've never seen a cuter or sweeter mug shot!

THIS LOOKS VERY ILL....

(CLICK PIC TO ENLARGE)



So glad that the demented Stephen Pell aka Bella (a Theater Tweed regular) is back on the boards! And David Ilku is always a winning performer so I'll clue you in on another upcoming appearance of his--on a panel of performance art. Sound horrible? I agree! But this panel's a little different.



Ridykeulous (Nicole Eisenman & A.L. Steiner) presents an "over-animated" "panel discussion" featuring "emergency performative interventions" by Juliana Snapper, Feral (aka Caron Geary), K8 Hardy, David Ilku and robbinschilds, "pontifications" by Dean Daderko, Celeste Dupuy-Spencer, Chitra Ganesh and Dr. Laurie Weeks, "visual" obfuscations by Wynne Greenwood, planningtorock, Claude Wampler, Sophie Whetnall and more, we swear!

Saturday, March 15, 2008
2-6 PM
PS1 Contemporary Art Center
22-25 Jackson Ave. (at the intersection of 46th Ave.)
Long Island City, New York 11101 USA
tel. 718.784.2084
www.ps1.org

It's FREE & presented in conjunction with WACK! Art and the Feminist Revolution @ PS1

HERE'S A PIC OF PANELIST FERAL FROM THE OUTRAGEOUS LONDON BAND CANTANKEROUS. I love that this freak will be staying at my place while I'm in Miami dj'ing for Tipper Gore! Cuckoo!



MUSIC VIDEO FOR CANTANKEROUS'S FLESH ROAST--CATCH THE LYRICS!

FREDERICK''S OF ARKANSAS

WHAT GOES IN THE BUN?

SESAME STREET AT IT'S TRIPPIEST!

I GUESS HE TOLD HER!

Obama: If I'm Not Ready, Why Suggest Vice Presidency?

by WILL THOMAS, HUFFPO:

Sen. Obama responded today to the Clinton's repeated suggestions of a joint "dream ticket." Said the senator at an afternoon rally: "I just want everybody to absolutely clear: I am not running for vice president. I am running to be president of the United States of America." He also addressed what some have suggested is the motive underlying the discussion; namely, that Clinton is seeking to convince voters to support her as a means to secure both Dems on a general election ticket.

"So I don't want anybody here thinking that somehow, 'Maybe I can get both.' Don't think that way. You have to make a choice in this election."

He followed up by questioning why Sen. Clinton would suggest a joint ticket while she is currently in second place in pledged delegates and popular vote:

"I won twice as many states as Sen. Clinton. I won more of the popular vote than Sen. Clinton. I have more delegates than Sen. Clinton. So I don't know how someone in second place can offer the vice presidency to someone in first place. If I was in second place I could understand but I am in first place right now."

READ THE REST

Tom Daschle: "It's really a rare occurrence, maybe the first time in history, that the person who's running No. 2 would offer the person who's running No. 1 the No. 2 position."

NEED A NEW MERKIN (PUBIC WIG)?

Then you'll need to visit MERKINWORLD.COM

DINKA COW STIMULATION

A VODKA MOVIE

FROM YOUTUBE:


Zach Galifianakis, Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim were commissioned by Absolut Vodka to make a film for their website. They were told they could do anything they wanted as long as they mentioned the product.

LIZA: SWEET BLINDNESS

How many times does this wacky song's tempo change?

MR. GAY BRAZIL CANDY-DATES

LADY ESTHER GYN REPORTING FROM RIO:



ROOL OVER THE OTHER ENTRIES HERE.

SOME SERIOUS BOUFFANTS!

One queen can barely get it's crown on! But her hair is SICKENING!

TAB COMMERCIAL

What a horrible song! This gem is from Wanda Wisdom:

BARBARA EDEN: THE WOMAN HUNTER

Thanks to Jason for turning me on to this an several other vids. This is a Barbara's dance scene from a 70's flick I don't remember. But I'm a fool for that goddess--especially in a light blue halter dress!

NEW GNARLS BARKLEY VID BANNED FROM MTV

VIA HUFFPO:

Apparently the strobe effects might send epilectics into fits. Nice song, though.

GAY SLANG FROM MEXICO-GAY

Child, I thought I knew 'em all!

* AC/DC: bisexual (or a homosexual who hides his lifestyle).
* ANILINGUS: oral stimulation of the anus
* AUNTIE: an aging homosexual.
* BACK YARD: the buttocks.
* BANANA: the penis.
* BASKET SHOPPING: a homosexual observing another man's genitals through clothing.
* BEAR: a large, hairy male.
* BOTTOM: a homosexual who likes to be at the bottom during sex.
* BREEDER: an impolite manner of referring to heterosexuals.
* BRONCO: a young homosexual male who is difficult to restrain during intercourse.
* BROWN: to perform anal intercourse.
* BROWNIE QUEEN: passive partner in anal intercourse.
* BUGGERY: the act of anal intercourse.
* BULL-DYKE: a masculine female homosexual.
* BUMMER: active partner in anal sex.
* BUNS: buttocks.
* BUTCH: a masculine homosexual.
* CAMP: be obviously and obnoxiously homosexual.
* CAN: the buttocks.
* CANDY MAKER: a homosexual who masturbates a man and then consumes his ejaculate.
* CHANGE YOUR LUCK: to engage in a homosexual sex act for the first time.
* CHICKEN: a young (boy) homosexual.
* CHICKEN DINNER: sex with an underage boy.
* CHICKEN HAWK: a homosexual who seeks underage boys to have sex with.
* CIRCLE JERK: a homosexual group sex activity in which several people link by masturbatory connections, often many ejaculating on one.
* CLOSET QUEEN: an insult that refers to a currently inactive homosexual or one who denies or suppresses his homosexual feelings.
* COFFIN QUEEN: a homosexual who prefers to sodomize dead bodies.
* CORNHOLE: anus.
* COTTAGING: The use of public toilets as a venue for meeting sexual partners.
* CRUISING: looking for sex, especially in public restrooms.
* DAISY CHAIN: a homosexual group sex activity in which several people link via genital/anal-oral connections.
* DIDDLE: masturbate.
* DO: suck a penis.
* DO FOR TRADE: give him some homosexual action.
* DOSE: gonorrhea or other venereal disease.
* DRAG: dressing as a woman.
* DRAG KING: a woman who prefers to dress like a man.
* DRAG QUEEN: a male homosexual in drag.
* DRIVE IT HOME: forceful intercourse.
* EAT: to perform oral intercourse.
* EAT JAM: to lick or suck the anus.
* EXHAUST PIPE: rectal opening.
* EYE: anus.
* EYE DOCTOR: a homosexual that inserts his penis into another's rectum.
* FAG HAG: a woman who is attracted to male homosexuals.
* FAIRY: a male homosexual.
* FI: a female impersonator.
* FIFTH WHEEL: a heterosexual in a homosexual group.
* FISH: contemptuous term for a woman.
* FISH WIFE: a male homosexual's real wife.
* FRUIT: a male homosexual.
* FRUIT FLY: same as fag hag.
* FULL HOUSE: having more than one venereal disease at the same time.
* GAY DIRT: an attractive young man paid by the police to trap homosexuals.
* GIRL: a behaviorally feminine male homosexual.
* GLORY HOLE: an opening in the partition between adjacent commode stalls in a men's restroom to enable a homosexual to offer his penis to an anonymous homosexual in an adjacent stall.
* GOLDEN QUEEN: a homosexual who relishes being urinated upon while masturbating.
* GOLDEN RETRIEVER: a urinal.
* GOLDEN SHOWER: being bathed in urine sprinkled from a penis or vagina.
* GREEK: to perform anal intercourse.
* GRIMM'S FAIRY: an older male homosexual.
* HANDBALLING: inserting the fist and often part of the forearm into the rectum.
* HUSTLER: a male prostitute.
* INTERSPECIES LOVER: a homosexual who likes sex with animals.
* LAVENDER: pertaining to the homosexual lifestyle.
* MARY: a man acting like a woman.
* MEAT: penis.
* MUDMEN: homosexuals that derive sexual pleasure by playing with feces.
* MUD GAMES: rubbing feces and playing with it during sex.
* NELLY: a behaviorally feminine male homosexual.
* OLD DIRT ROAD: using the anus for intercourse.
* OLD MAN: one who supports a younger sex partner.
* PANSY: a male homosexual.
* PEARL DIVER: one who orally stimulates a penis.
* PICKUP: a stranger who is induced to go elsewhere for sex.
* PISS HARD ON: an erect penis caused by the need to urinate.
* POCKET POOL: masturbating through a pants' pocket.
* PUNK: a male prostitute.
* QUEEN: a behaviorally feminine homosexual.
* RG: a real girl (not a homosexual).
* RIMMING: stimulating the perianal region with one's tongue.
* ROUGH TRADE: a vicious or dangerous homosexual.
* SAPPHO DADDY-O: a heterosexual man who likes to associate with homosexual women; the male equivalent of a fag hag.
* SEAFOOD: a homosexual sailor.
* SCATTING: the act of defecating on a partner.
* SLURPING: using a straw to suck semen ejaculated into the rectum of a partner.
* SUGAR DADDY: a man who keeps a younger male for sexual favors.
* SWISH: a man who behaves in a feminine manner.
* SWITCH HITTER: a bisexual.
* TEA-ROOM/T-Room: A public rest room homosexuals frequent for sex.
* THIRD SEX: a homosexual's tongue.
* TOP: a term used by homosexuals to indicate that they like being on top during sex.
* TRADE: a homosexual looking for action.
* TRICK: a partner during a transient homosexual encounter.
* TROLL: a 'cruising' homosexual who forces himself upon other homosexuals.
* TROUBLE: a butch who is likely to cause trouble.
* TWINKIE: a young and fresh-looking homosexual.
* VACUUM CLEANER: one who applies great suction during oral sex.
* VANILLA: sex limited to affection, mutual masturbation, oral sex, and anal sex.
* WALLOWING: the act of defecating on a partner.
* WATER SPORTS: playing with urine during sexual activity.
* WRINKLE- ROOM: a homosexual bar frequented by aging homosexuals.

FUN REBA VIDEO

I'm gagging over her white headdress!

>GOFUGYOURSELF

ZSA ZSA FOR LARK

MUSTO AS LOHAN AS MARILYN

TOWLEROAD

THIS GUY THOUGHT HE HAD A GREAT TATTOO

UNTIL HE WENT TO JAIL!

MISS PIGGY: I WILL SURVIVE

LOOKING FOR A CITY

This is a 1974 taping of The Goodmans' LOOKING FOR A CITY, which oddly enough, became a drag lip-synch classic the performance of which was accompanied by the queen's frantic jigs, hanky-waving, and "healings" of audience meembers. I was always told that it was a man singing, but I guess the recording is actually a duet between the insanely matronly Vestal Goodman and a talented male tenor. How wild is it to see Vestal's huge bouffant worn with no make-up at all? And that black gown is so dour! But this climactic performance is 100% good, clean fun.

TONIGHT!

BARACK OBOLLYWOOD

CHAKA: WE CAN WORK IT OUT

TALK ABOUT MAKING A SONG YOUR OWN!