January 31, 2010

PAN'S PEOPLE

I love this, but how insane is it to dance to The Hustle WITHOUT HUSTLING? Instead, they incorporate a sick wave-while-you-walk move and patti-cakes! NUTS!



I THINK THIS IS THELMA HOUSTON!





OMG!

January 29, 2010

SILICONE NIGHTMARES!

UNBELIEVABLEE!



AND CHECK THIS OUT! SILICONE: NOT JUST FOR FACES ANYMORE!

GRAPHIC VIDEO

I HOPE HE WAS IN THE BEAN AISLE!

LOOKING FOR A ROOM TO RENT IN NYC?

A FRIEND OF MINE IS RENTING A ROOM--PLEASE PASS ALONG TO ANYONE INTERESTED.

CONTACT: laviniafox@gmail.com

OWN ROOM IN 2BD APT IN EAST VILLAGE



I'm renting a small but cozy 8 x 11 bedroom with window in large 2
bedroom apartment. Ample space and high ceilings. Rental includes use
of living room and separate kitchen. $950 r...ent with utilities included.
3 Month minimum stay.

Amazing location between ave A+B
on 2nd St. Live steps away from the best restaurants and local
hangouts. Laundry and dry cleaning on the block, supermarkets around
the corner. F train 2 blocks away.

Looking for clean, employed male or female. (I'm an easy-going gay male actor.)

Move in Feb 1st. 1 month security and 1 month rent required to move in.

THIS QUEEN IS A HOOT!

AND HE NEEDS TO IMPERSONATE DIANA ROSS! HE'S GORGEOUS!

MRS. SWAN GOES TO A GAY BAR!

I KNOW IT'S ON FOX, BUT....

BRAZILIAN GAY SCHOOL TO OFFER DRAG CLASS

I'm considering a career in teaching. Can you imagine the boys' locker room scenes at a brazilian gay school? IT WOULD BE EMPTY! But at least the girls' would be full of testosterone.



MADEINBRAZIL

DOOR-TO-DOOR DOLLY!

MICHAEL WEST IS A FELLOW ATLANTAN WHO WOWED AUDIENCES FOR YEARS WITH HIS MANY IMPRESSIONS IN FORBIDDEN BROADWAY.



AND HERE'S MICHAEL WEST AS SAMMY DAVIS, JR.

CUTENESS FROM POPBITCH.COM

Aid workers and journalists in Haiti are occasionally finding some moments of levity.

Everyone's favourite press briefing so far was when the Red Cross talked about their work
with Haitian prisons. A visit to the main prison found that the entire structure had
collapsed, with a few bodies remaining. And what was the Red Cross' conclusion?
The spokesman said, straightfaced,"It appears that the inmates took the opportunity to leave the facility" There was a pause. And then the entire press briefing collapsesd with laughter.



Our favourite way to think about Twitter, so far.

S writes:
"Just found out what "Twitter" stands for -
it's that bit just between your twat
and your shitter.

January 28, 2010

MOVIE POSTERS THAT TELL THE TRUTH




















KITTY CARLISLE BEFORE THE HART




I never really knew who Kitty Carlisle Hart was until this morning. She was a mainstay on game shows when I was a kid and she was always given the star build-up as if I should know her. She was charming and seemed wealthy and refined but I couldn't really name anything she's been on besides To Tell The Truth . So imagi...ne my surprise when I turnd on TCM this morning to find her starring alongside The Marx Brothers in A Night At The Opera. And I think she did her own singing as the opera diva.



Their brand of comedy is insane.

Groucho: Do you have milk-fed chicken?

Waiter: Yes.

Groucho: Then squeeze the milk out of it and bring me a glass.

Anyhoo, I snapped a pic of Kitty the from the TV in case anyone else out there had never seen her as an ingenue.

KITTY CARLISLE HART (WITH PEGGY CASS!) ON TO TELL THE TRUTH.

STREISAND BLASTS SUPREME COURT DECISION

FROM HUFFPO:

We The Corporations? I Don't Think So.



I felt like I was in suspended animation as I read the Supreme Court decision which essentially enables a corporate coup d'état of America's Democracy.

Our country's Founding Fathers never intended for monarchs or the business establishment to rule our nation. No, the Founders of our country began the Constitution with the words, We the People of the United States...

That sentiment was again expressed when President Lincoln in his famous Gettysburg Address said it simply but powerfully, that our government was of the people, by the people and for the people.

Corporations are not people nor are they individual citizens. They are chartered by states to conduct commerce. And while I certainly don't pretend to be a constitutional scholar, I have been reading a lot about this and thankfully, many brilliant minds do agree with me.



MORE: HUFFPO

REMEMBER TO BRUSH AND FLOSS!

CLEAR LENS PIERCING!

DRUNK WOMAN SODOMIZES DRUNK MAN!



AMONG OTHER THINGS!

DATEDAILY

YOU KNOW YOU'RE REALLY SCREWED WHEN...

HOW TO GET A MAN TO SMILE FOR A PICTURE

January 27, 2010

ANDY WARHOL ON MTV!

WATCH

EPISODE 1 (1986): Robin Leach, Jerry Hall, John Oates, Dweezel and Moon Zappa, Tama Jamowitz, Paulina Porizkova, Sally Kirkland, Tracy Johns, Katherine Hamnett including fashion show with models Maria Kay, Anna Jonsson and Eric Perron, The Parachute Club, and The Pyramid Club with Happy Face, Lady Bunny, Dean Johnson, John Kelley as Dagmar Onasis and Lypsinka.

FEVER RAY!

GOD HATES GAGA

FROM THE FRED PHELPS GANG!

FROM YOUTUBE:

So they didn't picket her St. Louis Concert like they said, but the Westboro Baptist Cult did make a parody of The Lady's hit, Poker Face. It's just as messed up as you would think a video would be from these major ass clowns.

BUNNY BACKS UP THE B-52S

THIS IS FROM A PETA GALA CIRCA 2000 IN LA. THEY NEED TO TAKE ME ON TOUR!

January 26, 2010

I'M AN ACTRESS NOW!

I, LADY BUN-BUN WILL RETURN TO HER THEATRICAL ROOTS IN A NEW COMEDY WHEN JOEY MARRIED BOBBY. THE SHOW RUNS WEEKENDS IN FEBRUARY WITH MATINEES ON SUNDAY AT THE ADORABLE THEATRE 80 ST MARKS IN THE EAST VILLAGE. THE CAST INCLUDES THE GORGEOUS HUNK ON THE POSTER WHOSE THUMB I BROKE YESTERDAY IN REHEARSAL! AND THE HYSTERICAL TINA MCKISSICK IN THE LEAD AD A BOURGEOIS ATLANTA MOM WHOSE GAY SON IS GETTING MARRIED WHILE SHE ATTEMPTS TO RUN FOR CHRITIAN OF THE YEAR. TINA IS A MARVEL OF COMIC GENIUS IN THIS ROLE! AND I PLAY CHARITY DIVINE, AN AFFLUENT SOUTHERN BAPTIST MINISTER'S WIFE WHO IS 2 PARTS DAFFY AND 1 PART MONSTER. HOPE YOU WILL CHECK IT OUT!




MORE INFO/TICKETS: WHENJOEYMARRIEDBOBBY.COM

THIS IS IT!

THE DANCING INMATES OF A PHILLIPINO PRISON TAKE ON MJ'S LAST RELEASE. THESE GUYS MAKE PRISON LOOK LIKE FUN--THOUGH OF COURSE WE DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THEY MISS A STEP. AND IT'S CURIOUS THAT THE 3 LEAD DANCERS IN FRONT ARE NOT ASIAN.

NEW FROM MICKEY D'S!

THIS IS WHAT I CALL KNITWEAR!

HERPES OUTBREAK? BOTOX WORN OFF? OR JUST RECOVERING FROM PLASTIC SURGERY? HERE'S THE OUTFIT FOR YOU!

I THINK THE WORD IS QUEENY!

AP: Weir says he won't stop being 'princessy'
Three-time U.S. men's skate champion vows to not change outlandish style



Weir says he won't stop being 'princessy'
Three-time U.S. men's skate champion vows to not change outlandish style

TURIN, Italy - Johnny Weir brought his candor — and his particular need for creature comforts — to the Winter Olympics.

“I am very princessy as far as travel is concerned and having a nice room and things like that. Sorry to say ‘princessy,”’ he added, laughing, “but that’s what we do.”

Known for his outspoken manner, the three-time U.S. men’s champion isn’t afraid to declare that the Olympic Village “is not very comfortable.”

MORE: NBCSPORTS

NOT CHRISTIAN MIMES IN WHITEFACE!

JESUS THOSE ABS!

EITHER JESUS HAS EXTREME ABS, PUMPS HIS JUNK OR IS REALLY BLACK AND HAS A KELOIDED STOMACH INJURY.

January 25, 2010

ORALY FIXATED

NO, NOT ME! CHECK OUT ROISIN MURPHY'S NEW SINGLE BY THAT NAME. IT SAMPLES SHERYL LEE RALPH'S DISCO HIT IN THE EVENING.

COULDN'T THEY THINK OF A BETTER NAME?

TESTING YOUR BUTT EXAMINATION SKILLS

CAN YOU GUESS THE NATIONALITY OF THIS BUTT?




Swiss?

Spanish?

French?

Brazilian

Italian?

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.All wrong...... POLISH!


Don't believe it?



Okay, take a look...


JACKO REALLY DID TOUCH FOLKS OF ALL AGES!

PENNY ARCADE BOOK EVENT TONIGHT

PLENTY OF FAB GUEST STARS AND OF COURSE, THE WONDERFUL PENNY ARCADE!


ART INSPIRED BY THE WIZARD OF OZ

FEATURING FANTASTIC IMAGES LIKE THIS ONE BY SCOTT EWALT. CHECK IT OUT!



January 21 - March 6, 2010

curated by Doug McClemont

Opening Reception: Thursday, January 21st, 6-9pm
Special Performance by CHAIRLIFT @ 8pm

Anna Kustera Gallery is pleased to present "Nobody Gets to See the Wizard. Not Nobody. Not Nohow," a group exhibition that features over a dozen artists who draw inspiration from The Wizard of Oz.

The 70-year old MGM fantasy has become a much-loved part of our collective memory. Its complex themes, including the promise of a Utopian OZ, remain artistically vital. Our adult imaginations still thrive on Technicolor invention, despite the symptoms of life in the current Kansas we call home.

Artists include: Charles Atlas, Nayland Blake, John Brattin, Kathe Burkhart, Martin Creed, Scott Ewalt, Daphne Fitzpatrick, Robert Gober, Deborah Kass, Sean Mellyn, Dan Miller, Caroline Polachek, Stuart Semple, Susanne M. Winterling and more.
For additional information, please contact the gallery at (212) 989-0082, or visit the website, www.annakustera.com.

Gallery Hours: Tuesday - Saturday, 11am-6pm

CANNES THE CORN!

MIKE DIAMOND, RETARD EXTRAORDINAIRE, HIT THE SOUTH OF FRANCE FOR HIS LATEST REPORT.

LUCY IN LONDON

THIS SPECIAL IS DREADFUL! I'M SUCH A HARDCORE LUCY FAN THAT I EVEN LOVED HER UNIVERSALLY_DENOUNCED VERSION OF MAME. BUT THIS BARELY HAS A JOKE IN IT. AND ANTHONY NEWLEY'S HORRID MUSIC!

PART 1:



PART 2:



PART 3:



THERE ARE OTHER PARTS ON YOUTUBE AS WELL IF YOU ARE GLUTTONS FOR PUNISHMENT!

HOUSE MUSIC'S HAITI RELIEF DANCE

I WILL BE SPINNING AT SPLASH BUT WILL POP BY FOR THIS LATER--DEFINITELY! THIS LINEUP WOULD COST A FORTUNE TO SEE EVEN IF IT WEREN'T A BENEFIT FOR A GREAT CAUSE. WEAR COMFY SHOES CUZ YOU WILL BE DANCING!


ARTIST: FREEDOM WILLIAMS, GEORGIE PORGIE, BARBARA TUCKER,

CECE ROGERS, TRIBAL HOUSE, JAY WILLIAMS, KENNY BOBIEN,

MONIQUE BINGHAM, STEPHANIE COOKE, COLONEL ABRAMS, STUNTMAN?,

KAREN BERNARD, PIERRE SALANDY, ALTHEA MCQUEEN, MR V,

MELONIE DANIELS (ALL STAR HOUSE CHOIR), ALEXIS P. SUTTER, SANDY B,

TYRONE ELLIS, DAWN TILLMAN, CASSIO WARE, KRYSTINE WALKER

SPECIAL PERFORMANCE BY: EARHTMANBIOSONIC aka KRAZE &

CULTURAL VIBE Feat. GLENN "SWEETY G? TOBY



DJ'S: LOUIE VEGA, DAVID MORALES, TONY HUMPHRIES, TODD TERRY,

DANNY KRIVIT, DON WELCH, HEX HECTOR, TONY TOUCH, TONY SMITH...



POWERED BY: JOHN DAVIS, BENNY SOTO , CHRISTINA VISCA, JOE B,

DON WELCH/UN, EVELYN SANTOS, JOANN JIMENEZ, RED, FATHER CHRIS,

KRYSTINE WALKER, CONRADE ROCHESTER, VOODOO RAY, ROBBI,

CHARLES JACKSON, JAMES SAUNDERS, SOUL GROUP MEDIA,

RHYTHM LOUNGE, ATWORK ENTERTAINMENT



DOOR ENTRY $10 MINIMUM DONATION.

100% OF ALL FUNDS WILL BE DONATED TO CHARITY THE EVENING OF EVENT.

Webster Hall1 - 25 E. 11TH Street NYC

(Between 3rd & 4th Avenue)

Doors 6pm - 4am

January 24, 2010

I HEART CHRIS MARCH

THE PARTY IS TONIGHT! SWING BY SPLASH FIRST--I'M SPINNING DISCO FROM 8-10 WITH NO COVER AND $5 FOR 10 BEERS!

OBAMA/MICHELLE FISTING REMIX

(Courtesy of Reavis Eitel)

January 23, 2010

SUPREME COURT SHOCKER!

DID YOU HATE THE WAY THAT CORPORATIONS WERE BUYING THE GOVERNMENT BEFORE? WELL, NOW ALL OF THEIR SPENDING RESTRICTIONS HAVE BEEN LIFTED BY A NEW SUPREME COURT RULING. THIS IS A GRIM SHOCKER! WILL IT BE A WAKE-UP CALL? UP TO YOU. PLEASE WATCH THIS KEITH OLBERMANN SPECIAL COMMENT:


FREEDOM OF SPEECH HAS BEEN DESTROYED

AND THEN SIGN ALAN GRAYSON'S PETITION. WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!

SIGN

JEWS IN KENTUCKY?

HIS IS INSANE! A 17-year old orthodox jewish kid is flying from NYC to Kentucky when he decides the strap "prayer boxes" to his arms and act so "disruptive" that the pilot landed in Philly. PLEASE! I don't have anything against jews--except the kind who force their wives to shave their heads and screw them through a h...ole in sheet. But whether muslim, catholic, jewish or whatever, can't you set your rituals aside for long enough to sit on a plane for two hours? I'm a damn drag queen but I always manage to resist the urge to throw a wig on my head, apply make-up and vogue up and down the friggin' cabin.

TEFILIN



FROM GOTHAMIST.COM:

Reports started coming across the wire earlier this morning that a flight out of LaGuardia Airport was being diverted to Philadelphia due to a bomb scare involving a passenger "who has wires strapped to his head and fingers." Turns out, there wasn't really a bomb on board, instead the plane was diverted because "an orthodox Jewish male put on customary 'tefilin' (sic) straps for his morning prayers."

MORE: GOTHAMIST

HAITI LIVE RECAP

I'm watching the big Haiti relief concert. I know I should be touched and donating but I'm dishing instead. Of course all of the stars should be thanked for their contributions but that said...

Is Madonna asian now? Either her eye liner or those new alpine cheekbones make it look like she's moved on from Italian to hebrew to english to asian. OK, fags, before you start crying, I'll admit she DOES look pretty and youthful. Just asian. And what was that weird crouching move? Still, it's one my favorite Madonna songs--because a black choir does most of the singing!

As usual, Rihanna looks GORGEOUS. Is this song from her new album? If so, it's the only good thing I've heard from it. Everything else I've heard is CRAP.

I love Alicia Keys! She was reaching for some high notes which she didn't quite hit, but it was very emotional and I cried. I just love her. She seems pure, somehow. No easy task in the music biz.

Jennifer Hudson always makes every song her own and took us to church with her version of Let It Be. Odd wig, though. Was it pulled back or just very short?

Kid Rock sounded passionate and soulful on Lean On Me but Sheryl Crow added some very jivey harmonies which I did not care for. Why is she always treated like an icon? She had one big hit! And that was breast cancer!

Julia Roberts' unbrushed dry mange with retarded girl bangs was rotten! And no honey, it didn't make you look edgy like your stylist told you for $5,000.

Beyonce sounded great live but I hate that Halo song. Even if you like the song it would have been so much more expressive a delivery if her hair wasn't completely shielding her eyes.

I am sick of seeing Muhammed Ali wheeled out. I'm not a boxing fan but I'm aware of how handsome and entertaining he was in his day. However, now all he represents is someone who has literally had the sense knocked out of him. I think it's a sad comment on him AND the people who enjoy boxing--this is what becomes of your heroes.

Justin Timberlake's gay rumors can stop now. His closeups revealed cracked and chapped lips. No self-respecting gay is without at least one tube of lip balm at all points.

STEVIE WONDER CAN DO NO WRONG!

It was very nice to see all of the networks donating time. I'm watching from a hotel room so I thought their TV was broken. And it was nice to see Meg Ryan answering phones--where she belongs!

THE OMO PEOPLE

This colorful Ethiopian tribe puts the club kids to shame with a fraction of the budget.

January 22, 2010

DEATH BY SQUASH!



THIS LITTLE LADY HAD BEEN DRINKING WHEN SHE GOT IN A FIGHT WITH HER HUSBAND. WEIGHING IN AT 300 lbs, she sat on the poor bugger. It was their last row.

FULL REPORT: TRUECRIMEREPORT

WONDER WOMAN SPINS!

10 MINUTES OF HEAVEN! WITH A "SPECIAL" ENDING!

January 20, 2010

I HOPE THIS IS A JOKE SITE!

I LOVE PORN!

LINDA SIMPON'S LATEST

"Bitches in the Sky," which follows the adventures of New York's filthy rich, is written and produced by drag queen Linda Simpson and stars a dazzling array of New York nightlife personalities. The series was launched in September, 2009.



Photos by Michael Wakefield, captions by Michael Magnan.
New episodes are posted on Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
MORE: BITCHESINTHESKY.COM

TIGER'S NEW ENDORSEMENT DEAL


DRAG QUEENS AND POP DIVAS: BLURRING THE LINES

FROM EDGE.COM by Scott Stiffler

AN EXCERPT:



Bunny says we can thank, or blame, Reality TV for mainstream acknowledgment of gay men and drag performers: "The whole country is makeover crazy, and there’s always been this perception that gays, like the guys from Queer Eye, hold the key to successful makeovers for everything; wardrobe, makeup, hair. Don’t give them the right to marry, but let them make you over, honey!"


MORE: EDGE

YUCCH!



Was anyone else sickened by the sight of Obama flanked by Bill Clinton and Geroge W. Bush yesterday? Obama has enlisted the help of these two ex-presidents for Haiti relief. f Bush's presence helps get republican donations then it's worth it. But W is a crook and war criminal who didn't exactly spring to life when Katrina, a similarly devastating natural disaster, hit our own country. And we all know he's far too dumb to be of any real help! Sorry Obama, but If you stand next to a turd, you look like shit.

CEMETARY OF NYC GAY CLUBS

FROM TWILO TO PARADISE GARAGE, IT'S SHOCKING TO SEE HOW MANY OF THESE HOLES ARE GONE!




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