July 17, 2013


There are multiple levels of Gay Music. Some bands are what we like to call Gateway Bands. They lure children in with Pop Grooves and Salacious Melodies leaving them wanting more. They’ll move on to more dangerous bands and the next thing you know you’ve got a homosexual for a child. We’ve taken the time to highlight the bands that are particularly Gay. Please take the time and dissect your child’s CD / iTunes catalog. If you find 3 or more of these bands in their collection it is time to take action. We Strongly recommend that you burn the CDs. Make sure your child is watching. Make sure they can feel the heat. It is crucial that the image remains emblazoned in their young minds. They need to know that if they continue to listen to these bands they may Burn eternally as well. Bands to watch out for Lady Gaga (tricks girls into lesbianism) Ween (Rainbow) Lil'Wayne P!nK (gay family) The Black Keys Coldplay SlipKnot (make-up) RadioHead Michael Jackson Justin Bieber (gay bullying) Boredoms School of Seven Bells (gay twins) Jason Mraz Jonas Brothers Rilo Kiley Death Cab for Cutie Sarah McLachlan George Strait Cold War Kids Toby Keith (cowboy) P-Diddy Black People Vampire Weekend King Crimson Kate Bush (kissed a girl) Bob Dylan Fleet Foxes Sigur Ros (nudists) Twisted Sister The Spores (endorse suicide) Scissor Sisters Turbonegro Rufus Wainwright Merzbau Ravi Shankar The Butchies (lizbians) Wilco Bjork (mb) Tech N9ne Ghostface Killah Bobby Conn Morton Subotnik Cole Porter The String Cheese Incident Eagles of Death Metal Polyphonic Spree The Faint Interpol Twisted Sister (jj) Tegan and Sara Erasure The Grateful Dead (drugs too) Le Tigre Marilyn Manson (dark gay) The Gossip The Magnetic Fields The Doors Phish Queen The Strokes Morrissey(?questionable?) Metallica Judas Priest The Village People The Secret Handshake The Rolling Stones David Bowie Frankie Goes to Hollywood Man or Astroman Richard Cheese Jay-Z Depeche Mode Kansas Ani DiFranco Fischerspooner John Mayer George Michael (texan) Angel Eyes The Indigo Girls Velvet Underground Madonna Elton John Barry Manilow Indigo Girls Melissa Etheridge Eminmen Nirvana Boy George Jon Brion The Killers Lou Reed Lil' Wayne Motorhead Jill Sobule Wilson Phillips DMX Wesley Willis Lisa Loeb Ted Nugent (loincloth) Dogstar Thirty Seconds to Mars Lil' Kim kd lang Frank Sinatra Hinder Nickleback Justus Kohncke Bob Mould Clay Aiken Arcade Fire Bright Eyes Corinne Bailey Rae Audioslave Red Hot Chili Peppers Panic at the Disco The Cure (makeup) Spin Doctors The Deers Lindsey Lohan The Smiths Beck Tom Waits The Cramps Cannibal Corpse Britney Spears(kissed Madonna) Perfect Sin The Queers NoFx(gay punk) Soup Dragons Elton John(really gay) MORE: LOVEGODSWAY