CUMMING SOON!

an email from sick piece Alan Cumming with his fun new line of merch:

Hi everyone! It's Alan!

I'm writing to tell you more about the first of our new range of Cumming products - Cumming clean, the body cleanser! I've enjoyed CUMMING in the shower so much I've decided to let everyone have a go! But there's more to it than you think. This isn't your average body cleanser. First of all, did you know that traditional body cleansers use thickening ingredients to give you lather but they also really dry out your skin? Well, we've formulated a cleanser- with glycerin- that lathers only slightly leaving your skin soft, clean and retaining its own natural moisture as well as a hint of Cumming the fragrance. And it's concentrated - you only need to use a little to keep CUMMING for a very long time.

Manly, moist and malleable. What could be better? Well, bigger, of course! Duh!

And you don't get much bigger than our 8", 12 fluid ounce bottle. Oh yeah baby. The best part of the package is the box - the inside of which is covered in pictures of me in various homages to fragrance ads of yesteryear. What are you waiting for?

Check out Cumming clean and our other products at
www.cummingthefragrance.com

Peace!

Love from Alan xxx