PRIDE IS A SIN!
Leave it to the Bunster to ferret out LA's one puerto rican stud! It was Gay Pride in LA and Puerto Rican Pride in NYC, so in honor of the two prideful events, the young buck entered my dressing room after assisting me on stage and he literally "swelled" with "pride". Overcome by a fit of "pride", I sank to my knees and happily soiled the knees of my support hose as I "proudly" devoured every inch of his raging pinga until we exploded in a burst of pride, cheese, saliva, and Red Bull vomit. Are you hard yet?
Thanks to Odyssey Magazine for the pic!