June 13, 2005


So after DJ'ing until 1:00 AM I had a 6:00 pick-up for a 7:00 flight to LA to perform at their Pride that day at 3:30! Of course, they lost my bag with my costume in it and since I didn't want to cut a hole in the middle of one of Sofitel's bedspreads and wear it as a poncho with a hotel towel turban, I waited at the airport for 2 more flights and it finally arrived. In my bitter exhaustion I was cheered to learn that the same driver would be picking up nuyorican latin-soul goddess La India and Brad Pitt later that day! Rushed to the hotel and flew into drag praising the energizing powers of Red Bull. The overcast, humid day blossomed into LA sunshine right before I went on so my Larry LeGaspi disco ball titty ensemble sparkled aplenty and the crowd went nuts. Then I hit the crowd hawking my new comedy dvd and sold quite a stack, thanks to Whorey Corey and my friend/puerto rican cutie Angel. Everyone was wanting to pose with me for a picture so finally, as it was distracting me from my sales, I started holding up the dvd--which has my photo on it--saying "THE PICTURE'S RIGHT HERE! $20!"

It was nice to finally meet LA queen Momma--she works for Bob Mackie and had some FLAWLESS gowns--and see Allana from the group Superstar. Oh, and the hilariously evil columnist Billy Masters who always gets the best dirt. Also on the bill were Maxine Nightingale, who is still a fox and does a cute medley of disco era hits including her own RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED FROM and LEAD ME ON. I did not stay for Tiffany, but then again, I never liked her back in the 80's. Or was it Deborah Gibson? What's the difference--they're both crap. And speaking of crap, why does anyone care about fucking Lindsay Lohan's weight loss? Are we really that mindless in this country that we'd consider this newsworthy? I wish Lindsay, Paris, Britney and all the other bimbo-as-star hype machines would develop anorexia and wither away into nothingness. Can we focus on someone with talent? Paris was the grand marshall of the LA Pride Parade. YUCCH!

I should be fair. Deborah Gibson has some talent. She can sing. But she has an identity crisis. Is she a pop tart, a Broadway star or a pin-up? When I caught her act in Atlanta last Xmas she performed a mixed set of her pop trash with Broadway hits in a J-Lo-ish fedora and jeans. I'm sorry, pet, but LET ME ENTERTAIN YOU is NEVER to be performed in jeans. She recently posed for Playboy and came out with a cros-promotional song called NAKED. But she's singing the pop song with a Broadway-style vibrato which makes no sense whatsoever. Did pulling her tit out sell records for Janet Jackson? No, and I doubt if Debbie splaying her cunt out in Playboy will help sell NAKED.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Finally!!! Someone else who can't fathom how Paris and her mother got to be Grand Marshalls of the parade!?!?!? What did they ever do for us??

1:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You were great yesterday @ WEHO festival, I am really sorry my friend missed you. We are both BIG fans! You were the hightlight of the show, pls comeback next year!
Loved that outfit!

3:53 PM  
Blogger Peggy Archer said...

I thought you were great! I've been reading the blog, so the chance to see you in action was terrific. I was there at the fest with my friends Adam and Steve (yes, they're really named that), who were visiting from Oregon, and they said to tell you they loved you!

And I can't understand the choice of Grand Marshall, either.

How about next year having it be someone who's actually contributed something towards the gay community?

5:30 PM  
Blogger mickeyitaliano said...

Dear Bunny;
I'm sure you had all those poseurs in the palm of your hand. I'm not a jaded NY'er, but for the 6 years I lived in LA, I found the parades to be quite lame. Calling themselves "Christopher Street West" is kind of like an ugly stepbrother having the same last name as yourself.


10:58 PM  
Blogger Lady Bunny said...

Thanks! I'm glad y'all made it out! I would love to rant for hours on Paris's selection as Marshall but LA Pride was my boss and work is work. And a girl, especially this girl, gotta eat! ---B

9:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HOW IN THE HELL DID THEY LOOSE THAT BAG?? Or did they just figure it was body bag and you were illegally transporting immigrants??

2:41 PM  
Blogger Lady Bunny said...

Are mexican gerbils considered immigrants?

10:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Loved seeing Larry Le Gaspi's name. He was such a great costume designer and never got the recognition he deserved.

11:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You were definitely the highlight of the day Miss Bunny! I've been looking forward to seeing you for a while now, and you were outrageously FABULOUS as expected. Incessantly loving your DVD at the moment by the way. Best 20 bucks I've spent!

5:17 PM  
Blogger Lady Bunny said...

Hi! The dvd will be available on the site in a few weeks. I really hurried to get it ready for the road and will get it up on the site as soon as my web designer's schedule allows.

Mistress Mini--Delighted that you like the dvd as it is my first attempt at merch!

PS: Just heard there was a mini-scandal which accused Nicky Hilton of buying her way into Marshall to help promote her rotted show.

Actually, I can't blame the Hilton's for wanting to do it as much as I blame anyone for wanting them!

1:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nicky Hilton, Paris’ relatively intelligent sister and all round glamour-addict, is building on her Chick “tweeny” fashion label which she launched back in 2004. Her new label, Nicky Hilton Beverly Hills (no points for originality), is looking to attract an older and more discerning customer. Nicky Hilton is quote as saying her new brand is “clothes my friends and I could wear,” - by implication Chick is something she and they would not, which isn’t althogether surprising.

“I don’t want to be one of those celebrities that slaps their name on a label and collects royalty checks,” said the celebrity-wannabe, as she emphasised her credentials; she studied at the Fashion Institute of Technology in New York.

The Nicky Hilton Bverely Hills collections includes pieces adorned with pearls, polka dots and a pink palm tree motif. Nicky is quoted as saying she finds inspiration in “things from my everyday life,” such as the palm trees outside the window of the Beverly Hills hotel room she used to call home. “Waking up every morning, I would see those trees. That just clicked,” said Nick. Hearing that mindless nonsense is enough, you would have thought, to put off any semi-conscious fashion buyer. Despite that, we all know Nicky Hilton Beverly Hills is destined to be a runaway success.

12:58 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

As for Deborah Gibson she never showed her "cunt" in playboy. She only showed her top half and butt.
What difference does it make if she performed Let me entertain you in a dress or pants. She still holds a record for the youngest artist ever to write ,produce and perform #1 hit she is in the world records for that and still holds on to it for now 19 years and counting. What other flake have you seen do that and have talent like her.

9:03 AM  
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