EVER FANTASIZE ABOUT SQUIRTING A LOAD ON TOM CRUISE'S FACE?

You're not the only one!

Well, it was bound to happen sometime. Yesterday, Tom Cruise got squirted in the face. It all happened at the London premiere of War of the Worlds where an intrepid prankster dressed like a reporter soused Tom with a water-spewing microphone. At first Tom kept his waxen smile on full display, but as the realization hit him that he had just been humiliated on tape, his demeanor quickly shifted to the patented Robo-Intensity he most recently employed on poor Billy Bush. "You're a jerk!" he scoffed with rage barely contained. I guess this was one stop that wasn't on the Tom Cruise Publicity Stunt Tour 2005.

Go here to watch the video! http://www.tvgasm.com/archives/miscellaneous_tv/000880.php

I have to say it's a riot! I didn't see too much coverage of this. Was there any mainstream coverage? Nowadays many of the major stars are handled by a few pr companies and if you run something negative about one--or even ask a question outside the agreed upon perameters, you may not get an interview with another celeb in their stable.

And is it my imagination, or does the squirting liquid look a little thicker than water?