8 YEAR OLD PAGEANT QUEEN GETS BOTOX

"Oh I don't know! She was just way cuter when she was 6!" I don't know what a virgin wax is but I'm afraid to ask. Surely not waxing that brat's pubic hair! In all honesty, I recently dealt with some family issues but this tale forced me to count my lucky stars in the parents dpt. At least my family never forced me to have botox. But wait, at my age that might help! Am I extra-confused today or is it the allergies? One thing's for sure--the best way to enjoy a gorgeous day is to sit in front of computer screen and get NO exercise.

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