VERY NUTTY ARTICLE

NONSENSICAL REVIEW OF SATC2 BY COMEDIENNE ELAYNE BOOSLER

AN EXCERPT:

Last night, Lillian Hellman, Anais Nin, Dorothy Parker, and a few other friends and I went to see Sex and the City 2. We truly couldn't get over it.

Sadly, Emily Dickenson couldn't make it; she had to stay home to wash her hair.

Jane Goodall, "Those camels were like adorable. Like, how do they get them to do that!?"

Lillian Hellman, "Smart of them to go for the Jackie Kennedy sunglasses look. Character shorthand, brilliant. Instant depth. I wonder what their discount is."

Anais Nin, "I don't know. That Samantha character was a little too wild for me."

Aristophanes, "Oh Ani, get over it."

EB, "Sylvia Plath would have died for those handbags."

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