HUNGH?

I DON'T GET IT. YOUR GIRL LEAVES YOU AND SO YOU CHOP OFF YOUR C@CK TO GET BACK AT HER? SHE DEFINITELY AIN'T COMING BACK NOW AND NOT TOO MANY OTHER GIRLS ARE GONNA BE INTERESTED, I WOULD IMAGINE. I KNOW SOME TRANSSEXUALS CUT OFF THEIR BALLS BUT BUT FOR A STAIGHT GUY TO HAVE BALLS AND NO DICK?

FROM SKRUFFF.COM BY JONTY SKRUFFF

Jilted Java Youth Chops Off his Manhood

An Indonesian teenager who sliced off his penis in a fit of pique after discovering his girlfriend was going to marry someone else, was this week recovering in hospital.

The unnamed youth, who threw his detached member down a well, intended to commit suicide, the Jakarta Globe reported, though was saved by surgeons who managed to stem the blood lose.

“It was a critical time,” Cilacap General Hospital chief Sugeng Budi Susanto told reporters, “Cutting off a penis can be fatal,” he warned.

The impulsive teenager’s actions matched those of Polish castrati Tadeus Konopizc who in 2007 chopped off his penis AND testicles in a fit of drunken rage after his wife left him. Mr Konopizc begged doctors to reattach his private parts after reconsidering though heavy fog prevented his air ambulance helicopter from reaching the hospital in time.

Several years earlier fellow Eastern European citizen Constantin Mocanu, 67, chopped off his penis with an axe accidentally after attempting to silence a noisy cockerel which had just woken him up.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck. I cut it,” the Galati native admitted, “and then the dog rushed and ate it,” he added.

http://m1e.net/c?79583436-WH4ifa7TGpVTI%405189714-G/rQzwrenJ2FI (Jakarta Globe)