6 REASONS TO DRINK GREEN TEA

(FOUND THIS DEMENTIA ONLINE.)

1. You enjoy the taste of Mongolian ass.

2. Nicole Richie drinks it between between coke bumps.

3. It'll make the lambs stop screaming.

4. You're part of a hipper generation that hates "conformist" teas. F*ck off, chamomile!

5. It's full of anti-oxidants, and if there's one thing you hate, it's oxidants.

6. You have AIDS. Couldn't hurt!