April 01, 2010


When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him
and, during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex.

"Tarzan not know sex," he replied.

Jane explained to him what sex was.

Tarzan said, "Oh ....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree."

Horrified, Jane said, "Tarzan, you have it all wrong, but I will
show you how to do it properly."

She took off her clothing, and lay down on the ground.

"Here," she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here."

Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood,
stepped closer to her, and kicked her in the crotch!

Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.

Eventually, she managed to gasp for air, and screamed,
"What did you do that for?!"

Tarzan replied, "Check for squirrel"


A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant
operated by a fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....

Broiled Missionary: $5.00

Tourist: $10.00

Fried Explorer: $15.00

Half Baked Democrat: $100.00
Over Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the owner over and asked, "Why such a price
difference for the Politicians?"

He replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit,
it takes us all morning."