December 29, 2007


The Italian man said, "Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil, we made passionate love, and she screamed for five full minutes at the end."

The Frenchman boasted, "Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body all over with butter. We then made passionate love and she screamed for fifteen minutes."

The Gay man said, "Well, last week my boyfriend and I also had sex. I rubbed his body all over with Massage Oil. We made love, and he screamed for over six hours."

The other two were stunned. The amazed Frenchman asked, "What could you have possibly done to make your boyfriend scream for six hours?"

The Gay man said, "I wiped my hands on the bedspread."


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