NATIONAL TOILET DAY
FROM THE EZINE POPBITCH:
Sunday is World Toilet Day. Did you know:
1. The average person visits the toilet 2500
times a year, or about six-eight times a day. You
spend about 3 years of your life in the toilet.
2. A woman spends, on average, three times longer
on each toilet visit, yet there usually the
same number of toilets in each public convenience.
3. When Madonna performed last year on German TV
show Wetten Dass, she refused to use their
toilets. The show's producers had to use a crane
to bring Madonna's own personal 18 square metre
luxury toilet into the grounds.
4. The Queen has to have a new toilet seat
everywhere she visits. It is then destroyed
if she "goes".
And also from popbitch.com, ain't this some shit?
"Singing is a gift from God, and when
people say I can't sing, it's kind of like
insulting God." - Fergie, Black Eyed Peas
Uh yeah, kind of. So when I say that my shit really stinks, since God made me shit, it means God really stinks, too?
Sunday is World Toilet Day. Did you know:
1. The average person visits the toilet 2500
times a year, or about six-eight times a day. You
spend about 3 years of your life in the toilet.
2. A woman spends, on average, three times longer
on each toilet visit, yet there usually the
same number of toilets in each public convenience.
3. When Madonna performed last year on German TV
show Wetten Dass, she refused to use their
toilets. The show's producers had to use a crane
to bring Madonna's own personal 18 square metre
luxury toilet into the grounds.
4. The Queen has to have a new toilet seat
everywhere she visits. It is then destroyed
if she "goes".
And also from popbitch.com, ain't this some shit?
"Singing is a gift from God, and when
people say I can't sing, it's kind of like
insulting God." - Fergie, Black Eyed Peas
Uh yeah, kind of. So when I say that my shit really stinks, since God made me shit, it means God really stinks, too?
posted by Lady Bunny at Friday, November 17, 2006
5 Comments:
Imagine how many toilet seats they'd go through if Queen Lizzie had dysentary...bet Helen Mirren wouldn't film THAT scene!
Fergie has several bolts missing...she reminds me of that robot-woman from the movie "Eve of Destruction."
So have they redefined singing as something akin to the style in which the lyrics "my hump my bump my lovely lady hump" are "sung"?
For shizzy, my bizzy.
My shit smells like lavender and roses with a hint of the ocean's breeze.
Fergie is obviously still using meth! what a boob!
fergie's so damn crazy. i love that bitch.
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