November 17, 2006



Sunday is World Toilet Day. Did you know:

1. The average person visits the toilet 2500
times a year, or about six-eight times a day. You
spend about 3 years of your life in the toilet.

2. A woman spends, on average, three times longer
on each toilet visit, yet there usually the
same number of toilets in each public convenience.

3. When Madonna performed last year on German TV
show Wetten Dass, she refused to use their
toilets. The show's producers had to use a crane
to bring Madonna's own personal 18 square metre
luxury toilet into the grounds.

4. The Queen has to have a new toilet seat
everywhere she visits. It is then destroyed
if she "goes".

And also from, ain't this some shit?

"Singing is a gift from God, and when
people say I can't sing, it's kind of like
insulting God." - Fergie, Black Eyed Peas

Uh yeah, kind of. So when I say that my shit really stinks, since God made me shit, it means God really stinks, too?


Blogger Aaron said...

Imagine how many toilet seats they'd go through if Queen Lizzie had Helen Mirren wouldn't film THAT scene!

Fergie has several bolts missing...she reminds me of that robot-woman from the movie "Eve of Destruction."

2:44 PM  
Blogger archive said...

So have they redefined singing as something akin to the style in which the lyrics "my hump my bump my lovely lady hump" are "sung"?

For shizzy, my bizzy.

3:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My shit smells like lavender and roses with a hint of the ocean's breeze.

5:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fergie is obviously still using meth! what a boob!

1:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fergie's so damn crazy. i love that bitch.

1:00 AM  

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