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FAYE GOT SOME NEW HORSE-CHOMPERS!
Apparently, Faye's had some work. I think it looks pretty good. I mean the teeth are huge, and I generally don't like it when the tooth is lighter than the whites of the eye. But having just seen Miss Dunaway in THE THOMAS CROWN AFFAIR on TV last night literally assaulting the camera with a an arsenal of beige-blonde braid sculpture hairdos--just when you couldn't take another she'd pop on a powder blue fedora--I really don't care how she looks now. That goddess was captured on film looking so unbelievably stunning so many times in that one film that she doesn't ever need to show her face again. I guess she doesn't feel that way, but I don't think she looks too different except for her blindingly white veneers. They're really huge too, though she may be just getting long in the tooth, as they say. And she's definitely from a pre-flossing era so perfect teeth aren't to be expected. But if UK papers take the piss out of your piss-colored teeth, they must have been pretty bad.
Now I didn't say that she didn't look completely crazy and phony. But she's still a fox of sorts. I mean, look how little eye make-up she's wearing in the top pic. To my many straight male redaers, would you fuck her 65 year-old puss? How about mine?
Anyhoo, you gotta love an article which begins with:
Crooked and yellowing, they're exactly the kind of teeth that any pensioner could expect to sport. Except in Hollywood, that is.
And especially not if you happen to be Faye Dunaway - one of the most definitive faces of the 70s with trademark good looks and immaculate appearance.
FAYE "DONE AWAY" WITH HER OLD TEETH
Apparently, Faye's had some work. I think it looks pretty good. I mean the teeth are huge, and I generally don't like it when the tooth is lighter than the whites of the eye. But having just seen Miss Dunaway in THE THOMAS CROWN AFFAIR on TV last night literally assaulting the camera with a an arsenal of beige-blonde braid sculpture hairdos--just when you couldn't take another she'd pop on a powder blue fedora--I really don't care how she looks now. That goddess was captured on film looking so unbelievably stunning so many times in that one film that she doesn't ever need to show her face again. I guess she doesn't feel that way, but I don't think she looks too different except for her blindingly white veneers. They're really huge too, though she may be just getting long in the tooth, as they say. And she's definitely from a pre-flossing era so perfect teeth aren't to be expected. But if UK papers take the piss out of your piss-colored teeth, they must have been pretty bad.
Now I didn't say that she didn't look completely crazy and phony. But she's still a fox of sorts. I mean, look how little eye make-up she's wearing in the top pic. To my many straight male redaers, would you fuck her 65 year-old puss? How about mine?
Anyhoo, you gotta love an article which begins with:
Crooked and yellowing, they're exactly the kind of teeth that any pensioner could expect to sport. Except in Hollywood, that is.
And especially not if you happen to be Faye Dunaway - one of the most definitive faces of the 70s with trademark good looks and immaculate appearance.
FAYE "DONE AWAY" WITH HER OLD TEETH
posted by Lady Bunny at Sunday, November 12, 2006
10 Comments:
Was that her riding through the hood reading nude africa with huge sunglasses on that I saw the other day?
I am too in love with your name to respond. --LB
The face is what we present to the world, it should look its best at all times, but why bother with beautifying yourself with an immaculate hairdo and perfect make-up and nails if you've got teeth like pickle stabbers.
There is absolutely no excuse for having manky teeth in this day and age. So why is it when I turn on the TV I am forced to watch TV presenters and soap opera stars sporting horrible manky teeth? I could understand it if they were in a Dickensian period drama! One soapstar actress in particular (Val Lambert from Emmerdale) had teeth, so bad they resembled grave stones, I was so appalled ,I just had to write and tell her, enclosing a leaflet about zoom white treatment. It worked! Now I do it all the time the only thing is, its costing me a fortune in stamps.
If you are poor and can't afford £800+ for zoom whitening don't lose heart, you can still acheive brilliant white teeth by simply buying some white nail varnish from any department store for as little as 50p and apply it to your teeth , but wait 10 minutes or so before you close your mouth.
The bottom photo makes Faye look a little like Count Olaf from "Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events."
Well I just put a little urea peroxide in my dasani, swig-n-swish it around in my mouth, and replace my the bulb in my tanning lamp with a uva bulb and smile at it and I save a lot on dentist's bills thattaway
Not pickle stabbers, Lemony Snickets and Dasani! --LB
I agree with bunny about teeth matching the whites of the eye's. What ever happened to just having teeth that are straight and clean? Not a fan of the current obsession of tooth snobbery. Laser's and bleaching have not been proven safe, and vaneers have to be replaced after a decade at a cost of over a $1000 a tooth, do we really need a Mercedes in our mouths? Who wants to have horse teeth? Oh yeah Hilary Duff. By the way I'm from Mississippi, have all my teeth, my street is paved and I aint pregnant. Enough with the dental peer presure!
Great Caption Bunion
Hilary Duff and Swank! --LB
They look suspiciously like my mothers dentures...hmmm...? Mom, mom, where are your dentures, I can't seem to find them in that glass next to your bed?
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