April 27, 2006

CHEESY SIMPSONS AND DESIGNER POO

TWO APPETIZING ITEMS FROM POPBITCH.COM:

>> The cheesy Simpsons <<
Ash and Jess demand a pizza the action

Jessica and Ashlee Simpson stayed at the
Hilton hotel in Sydney on their recent MTV-funded
trip. The hotel has one of the city's best
restaurants, the Glass Brasserie, run by one
of Australia's top chefs, Luke Mangan.
The sisters went for dinner there one night,
but wouldn't eat anything on the delicious menu
(steaks, oysters, baby barramundi, chocolate
tart etc). So what are two spoiled, hungry
celebrities to do? Well, you sit in the
restaurant in silence, surrounded by four
enormous bodyguards, and order in from Pizza
Hut - a large pepperoni and double cheese.

>> Big Questions <<
Who people are asking about this week

Which sharp-tongued fashion designer made a
spectacle of himself at a brothel in Rio
this year? At brothel 202, the fashionista
asked for the three biggest black guys
to shag him, but had forgotten to douche so
sprayed the room with poo.

9 Comments:

Blogger JSN KWD said...

well, gaultier would have douched, so i'm going to say jeremy scott.

8:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isaac Mizrahi looks like a bossy bottom to me

9:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it that little former fatty with the ruffled lace cuffs and sparkling rimwear? Perciful Petticoat?

10:22 AM  
Blogger JSN KWD said...

popbitch is such a tease. it's always the same thing: "which hot young pop star demands golden showers from naked 14 year-old boys before going on stage?" etc. etc. and i always scream "jesus just tell us already!" (p.s. - i'm changing my answer to alexander mcqueen.)

3:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm gonna steer clear of the poo shenanigans here and just comment on the Simpson stooges... Perfect example on how you can take the girl out of white trash, but you can't take the white trash out of the girl.

4:14 PM  
Blogger Lady Bunny said...

Obviously to anyone who can see, I don't know nuthin' bout no fashions designers, much less which one is sharp-tongued, but why would those fools just not oreder the damn pizza to their room? Or go to Pizza Hut and not insult the fancy schmantzy joint they went to? Retarded! ---B

7:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

exactly how fancy schmantzy do you think it was really? it's Australia . Dingo on the barbie isn't for everyone.

8:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Karl Lagerfeld, dearies. He's been on sme ridiculous (though successful) diest of horsemeat, strawberries, and animal offal that would give anyone the shitzy-poops.

4:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J Simpson is no Grace Kelly, what a pig

1:42 AM  

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