THUS SPAKE PAT
Pat Robertson is at it again! The televangelist has been on quite a roll. He blamed 9/11 on abortion and gay rights activists. He blamed Katrina on Ellen Degeneres being selected as the Emmys' host. (N'Awlins is Ellen's hometown.) He called fot the assassination of Venezuela's president Hugo Chavez. And yesterday he gave god credit for Sharon's paralyzing stroke, since the prime minister was "dividing god's land."
Well, Robertson knows just what Israel needs: a christian theme park!
from The Guardian:
Plans for Holy Land theme park on Galilee shore where Jesus fed the 5,000
· Evangelical groups and Israel on brink of deal
· Some Israelis fear motives of US Christian right
Conal Urquhart in Tel Aviv
The Israeli government is planning to give up a large slice of land to American Christian evangelicals to build a biblical theme park by the Sea of Galilee where Jesus is said to have walked on water and fed 5,000 with five loaves and two fish.
A consortium of Christian groups, led by the television evangelist Pat Robertson, is in negotiation with the Israeli ministry of tourism and a deal is expected in the coming months. The project is expected to bring up to 1 million extra tourists a year but an undeclared benefit will be the cementing of a political alliance between the Israeli rightwing and the American Christian right.
However, the alliance has not been welcomed by all Israelis, including some who fear the ultimate aim of the evangelicals is the conversion of the Jews to Christianity rather than support for Israel.
WHOLE ARTICLE: GUARDIAN
I can only imagine what rides the Galilee World Heritage theme park might offer. I guess 2 obvious choices would be a water ride which enabled one to walk on water "just like Jesus did" and a bottomless wine--better make that Koolaid!--jug and a magical loaf of Wonder bread from which a kicky Jesus clown pulls out slice after slice after slice to feed the multitudes of idiots! What fun! There could be a Pin the Nail on The Savior for the little ones and a Terrorist Dunking Booth. Wait! What's that strapped to the terrorist's abdomen? A confetti bomb! Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!
Well, Robertson knows just what Israel needs: a christian theme park!
from The Guardian:
Plans for Holy Land theme park on Galilee shore where Jesus fed the 5,000
· Evangelical groups and Israel on brink of deal
· Some Israelis fear motives of US Christian right
Conal Urquhart in Tel Aviv
The Israeli government is planning to give up a large slice of land to American Christian evangelicals to build a biblical theme park by the Sea of Galilee where Jesus is said to have walked on water and fed 5,000 with five loaves and two fish.
A consortium of Christian groups, led by the television evangelist Pat Robertson, is in negotiation with the Israeli ministry of tourism and a deal is expected in the coming months. The project is expected to bring up to 1 million extra tourists a year but an undeclared benefit will be the cementing of a political alliance between the Israeli rightwing and the American Christian right.
However, the alliance has not been welcomed by all Israelis, including some who fear the ultimate aim of the evangelicals is the conversion of the Jews to Christianity rather than support for Israel.
WHOLE ARTICLE: GUARDIAN
I can only imagine what rides the Galilee World Heritage theme park might offer. I guess 2 obvious choices would be a water ride which enabled one to walk on water "just like Jesus did" and a bottomless wine--better make that Koolaid!--jug and a magical loaf of Wonder bread from which a kicky Jesus clown pulls out slice after slice after slice to feed the multitudes of idiots! What fun! There could be a Pin the Nail on The Savior for the little ones and a Terrorist Dunking Booth. Wait! What's that strapped to the terrorist's abdomen? A confetti bomb! Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!
posted by Lady Bunny at Friday, January 06, 2006
7 Comments:
When can we thank god for doing Pat Robertson in? He's old but seems really healthy. Maybe he'll get in the path of a bus or big truck or be ministering to one of those sinful parts of our country when God administer's his wrath!
You're right! I just knew it was one of those countries where I loved the sexy guys and I started slobbering and doing poppers and mixed it up! --B
Oh Bunny, you're so dumb
Pat Robertson is a self-parody...kinda like Ann Coulturd (like my Madge Weinstein-esque spelling?).
The only reason to listen to him now is to see how else he'll fuck up next. It's kinda like a bad soap opera. Now that "Another World's" defunct, he might be the next best alternative...
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