HILLBILLY HUMOR

After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, the old
hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he
picks up a mirror and looked in it. Not knowing what it was, he remarked,
"How about that; here's a picture of my daddy."

He bought the 'picture', but on the way home he remembered his wife, Lizzy,
did not like his father, so he hung it in the barn and every morning before
leaving for the fields, he would go to the barn and look at it.

Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn so one day
after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As she
looked into the mirror, she fumed and said to herself, "So that's the ugly
bitch he's running around with."

Ba-dum-pum!