CLAY'S CUMRAG

Some guy tricked with Gay Aiken and stole and preserved his cumrag for possible DNA blackmail? I'm not too sure of everything DNA can prove, but is there's always the old-fashioned test: Is there shit on it and if so, is it Clay's? (As if we need proof.) Wait--doesn't he usually wipe it in his hair and spike it in that adorable punky-in-a-show-tune kinda way? I'm getting hot, but I'll save it for the court room scene. Can you imagine pulling out a rotted cumrag from a ziploc--I mean in court. Of course we all do it at home everyday.

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