January 23, 2006


At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old.
Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their
wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she
is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if
they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed
and the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the
door opens and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action.
They unite as one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and
she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door,
and it's Wally. Again he is ready for more "action".
Somewhat surprised, Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When
the newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Wally is
back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old,
ready for more "action". And, once again they enjoy each other.

But as Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am
thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and
so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only
good once. You are truly a great lover, Wally."

Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says:
"You mean I was here already?"

Senior moments have their advantages.