January 23, 2006

MEDIEVAL LESBIAN FANTASY

From Craig's List. Hey, whatever turns you on!

Heyyy girls! I'm a str8 UCLA frat jock and I want to pretend I'm a LESBIAN. I'm looking to fuck around with another hot masc bro who also wants to get into some wild lesbian play with another dude.

I've been thinking we should pretend we're gals living in the Middle Ages, maybe we're a couple of quiet nuns living in a stone convent in the middle of France somewhere, like in around the year 1100 or so. I'll call you Matilda and you can call me something like Guinevere. I think our convent would be surrounded by nothing but rivers and trees and shit, so we'd get lonely. Then one day the mother superior leaves to go sell some fabric or something and you come into my room while I'm reading scripture and thinking about Jesus and you lift up my dress and say "I want you Guinevere," then you'd start fingering my clit while I pull off your habit and kiss your dyke mouth and say "Oh yeah do me Matilda." We'd just fucking go at it, like the mad women loving women that we are!!.... Fuck that makes me hot! Send ur pics and stats, and please just be a normal young dude like myself - no weirdos.


DON'T BELIEVE ME? CRAIGSLIST

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does Madge Weinstein know!? Heck, this could BE Madge Weinstien...

9:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wtf? Whole new meaning to going all medieval on your ass. "no weirdos" ha. Right...

3:44 AM  
Blogger Lady Bunny said...

What about "hey girls" and "hot masc bros" together--who woul that appeal to??? And in her defense, Madge lives in Chicago with frequent trips to that fav destination of aging jewesses, Florida. --B

7:15 AM  

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