October 13, 2005


Just what the Arquette clan needs--another aging, out of work actress! Many West Hollywood fags will be distraught over the severing of his supposedly huge dong, but I guess she's going in a new direction and that horsecock just isn't very lady-like! Anyhoo, many people have asked me to confirm rumors of Alexis's sex change but I mainly knw, uh, her, through friends. But I guess it's true and we can all watch her trannysformation!

A&E has slated a two-hour documentary about the impending sex change of Alexis Arquette.

Arquette appeared in the feature and next stars in the upcoming edition of VH1's "The Surreal Life." He's the brother of thesps David, Rosanna and Patricia Arquette, who will all participate in the film along with sister-in-law Courteney Cox.

Production on the untitled doc has been under way for more than a year, filming Arquette's initial therapy sessions and his first hormone injections; project will culminate in his completed surgery. Arquette just received the go-ahead from psychiatrists to proceed with the operation.

Nikki Parrott is producing the project, a co-production with BBC 4. Spec will air under the "Biography" banner.

"The strength of A&E's programming comes from the kinds of characters we follow," said A&E senior of nonfiction/alternative programming Nancy Dubuc. "We look for real people facing transitional moments in their lives. In becoming a woman, Alexis is going through what I'd call the ultimate life transformation."

Spec is slated to air in the first quarter next year.

Arquette's recent film credits include "Lords of Dogtown," "Wasabi Tuna" and "Spun."


Anonymous Anonymous said...

being the hollywood insider that I am, I have just learned that Alexis is going to take the remaining flesh from his cock and attach it to his nose!

11:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, that's right and her nasal inspiration to do so is you.

1:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SQ, you sound like a gook., shouldn't you be getting fucked right now.

2:31 PM  
Blogger DJ Fruit Loops said...

Its such a nice hefty pretty piece too :(

11:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wasabi tuna indeed! By the way, can anyone spare a swampy gutter or a litter box or perhaps a Superfund cleanup site for Bodega Vendetta and Star Queen to go slug it out instead of sullying Lady Bunny's beautiful little site with their tiresome trash talk? Kisses!

6:33 PM  
Blogger Lady Bunny said...

Brother-Sister, can you spare $20,000 and a trip to Copenhagen? --B

1:57 AM  
Blogger Jordy said...

OMG! Alexis has not had that sex change yet? I remember that rumor going around WeHo back in the 80's!

9:50 PM  
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