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Old Jokes' Home:
A man goes into a sex shop to buy an inflatable doll.
"Would you like male or female?" asks the assistant.
"Female, please."
"Would you like Black, or White?"
"Black, please"
"Would you like a Christian or Muslim?"
This question confused the man. "What has
religion got to do with it? he asks.
"Well," explained the assistant,
"The Muslim one blows itself up.

Stop fretting about the man next to you on the
tube with the rucksack - here are some fresh
alternative things to fill you with terror.

1. Rich Saudis have been buying up ecstasy in
London, and smuggling it back to the Middle
East. Rumour has it that the pills are given to
suicide bombers. So not only are they killing
people... they're enjoying themselves at
the same time! That doesn't seem fair.

2. Your mobile phones is melting your eyes.
Although the effect on your brain is minimal,
Israeli scientists have discovered that the
radiation from your phone may make
bubbles appear in the lenses of your eyes. Great.
http://cellphones.engadget.com/entry/1234000363052092/

3. Koalas, iguanas, and Komodo Dragons all have
forked penises. Actually, that's only really
scary if one of them is having sex with you.

4. Osama Bin Laden is trying to poison your
cocaine. Is nothing sacred these days?
http://www.frontpagemag.com/Articles/ReadArticle.asp?ID=18911