FRENCH PROTEST GIANT XMAS SCULPTURE THAT LOOKS LIKE A BUTT PLUG

So silly! How could this be a butt plug and not a Christmas tree? It's green! A butt plug wouldn't be green unless you had gonorrhea and pulled it out of your butt covered with green slime. Um, I've heard.

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2014/10/17/giant-inflatable-christmas-tree-faces-protests-because-it-looks-like-a-sex-toy/