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Samuel Cole Stomped On Woman's Breast Implant, Causing It To Explode, Cops Say



JEZEBEL: What could possess anyone to beat another human being that severely is beyond me, but if Cole, once released, promises to throw temper tantrums every time the incident is brought up, in three years he could be invited to perform at the Grammy Awards.

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Accused Murderer Says Barry White’s Voice and Olivia Newton-John’s Body Made Him Do It

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