WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GOOGLE YOURSELF!

Though I don't think I'm the inspiration for this, it kinda fits!

An excerpt:

Lady Bunny skips in, which is so unattractive because she's in her mid forties and way too fat for skipping. She's also at the age where sex should be illegal. Prostitutes-young, beggars-old. Major difference.

Today Bunny's got the bee-hive hair going on and as she sits down she says, "Lots, lots, lots to do today." Because important things need extra emphasis.

Tommy thinks that if she removed the over the top make-up and her hair wasn't so artificially blonde, she could pull of an elementary school teacher. Right now all she's pulling off is a clown disguised as a 'sexologist.'


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