MUSTO ZINGS IT!

MICHAEL'S LATEST LA DOLCE MUSTO COLUMN FOR THE VOICE IS BITTER AND HILARIOUS!

Why I Being Gay

You spend your whole life fighting for rights you don't even want for yourself. (Marriage and the military? No thanks!)...Gym was the bane of your entire childhood, but now you spend $1,350 a year on it. ... You gym all day and unsafe all night. ... It's not even called "barebacking" anymore. It's just "sex."... You think "modern dance" means Britney.

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