June 21, 2011


Had my a/c fixed and the guy installing it asked me for pliers. I'm not too handy but as I went to look under the sink, I realized that this is also where I keep dildos I now use in my act. He walked over to help look and mortified, I slammed to door shut. But not before he clocked the 2 ft black dildo with an afro glued on top which I used for CeCe's Finally--"with brown cocoa skin and curly black hair."