RAQUEL WELCH ON OPRAH

I like Oprah a lot but rarely take time to watch her. Until tonight. The gorgeous Raquel Welch is on for the full hour and she's making me feel guilty about worshipping her! But in a very likeable way. I'm confused!

Then she claimed that sex was overrated. To each her own but she must have had some rotten partners. I guess the grass is always greener so a sex symbol gets turned on by being taken seriously. I have always been floored by her beauty, but turned off by her phony way of speaking. It's still odd to me, but what's she's saying is very interesting and I might have to buy her new book, BEYOND THE CLEAVAGE! NOT the horrible short wigs she sells but does not even wear!

Then Raquel went on to say shit like Embrace your old age and Look at all the beautiful women in the audience. It's great for Oprah to uphold older women but Raquel has plainly had lots of plastic surgery. I don't blame her and have nothing against plastic surgery but it's not exactly embracing old age, is it? At least she didn't have reconstruction that changed her naturally gorgeous features. She just tweaked her mug. A lot. She's 69 and there's not 1 bag or wrinkle.

DID YOU KNOW SHE HAD A DISCO SONG?